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268672  Shay: Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network were my babysitters for a good portion of the late 80s to mid 90s.

268543  Shay: @Mr. Whiskers Goldfinger.

268563  Shay: Dangit Bobbitus.

268574  Shay: *pffffffffOMP*

268578  Shay: Knife party!

268586  Shay: Today's weirdo item

268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

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268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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Score:
631
 
 Captain Marsupial: To bed, bath, a and beyond!
 Whatever: But arent sharks and giraffes natural enemies?
 Kess: I WANT THIS
 Shay: I'd like to imagine Geoffrey the Giraffe of Toys 'R Us seeks vengeance against Amazon in this picture.
 Dr Awkward: Shut up and take my money
Image 238042   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
764
 
 Ironass: I'm only half listening to you.
 Himesama: Love those heavy paws
 Christina: A nice pupper is always nice.
Image 238041   03-18-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
490
 
 Shay: *Blanc
 Mad Collager: After a near-fatal car crash, Mel Blank was in a coma for weeks. He awoke when one of his doctors talked in Bugs Bunny's voice.
 WTF: According to Dave Thomas, in the 1980s Mel got $10K per hour for his voice work.
 Festis: mel blank was such a cool and weird dude
 Dr Awkward: Momma Mia!
 Kaviri: No respect.
Image 238040   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
496
 
 Kaviri: From my perspective, I'm outside and the rest of the world is behind glass. Hashtag woke.
 Christina: "Life is barely bearable."
 Shay: 1. What 2. The 3. Fuck 4. Dude
Image 238039   03-18-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
478
 
 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...
 betamax: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(
 Back Door Dan: I'll take the B-hole.
 BavidDowie: And the green grass grows all around
 ThoughtlessGentleman: knowing is half the battle........ now burn then out.
 Captain Marsupial: The real reason Rand Paul & his neighbor got in a fight.
 Sadbot: Settle down, rich people. You're all a-holes
 barfolomew: No, that's a house
 tib gubb: that's kind of a victory... i guess?
 FabricMan: There's a responsible landowner. You wouldn't want to step in that hole and twist your ankle
 AlexDeLarge: There was A HOLE here; it's gone now
 Robespierre: I count two, myself
Image 238038   03-18-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
446
 
 bug: You're skiing the wrong way.
 Kaviri: SkiFree.
 barfolomew: Press F to go faster.
 VeeKay: I played this on PS4 but never could beat it.
 Nope: Skiers compete on March 14, 2018, during the first stage of the 33rd edition of the Pierra Menta ski mountaineering competition at Areches-Beaufort in Beaufort, Savoie, France.
 sandwiches: Mountain: "Ah!! Bugs crawling up my leg!! Get them off!!" [avalanche]
Image 238037   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
366
 
 Kaviri: Jesus christ
 Scoo: I prefer the swingin' tropical sounds of PaRtY CaNnOn
Image 238036   03-18-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
781
 
 BavidDowie: All a man can doot is smile back
 Whatever: Hi ho Binky!
 Kaviri: Fabuloso fridays.
 Albo Grungus: Is your girlfriend anorexic?
 Scoo: Dootger Zone!
Image 238035   03-18-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
274
 
 E. HONDA: in case of stairways use fire
 Kaviri: This is fine.
 tib gubb: alert others - sound like "woop woop"
 Scoo: Please pass flames on the right
 bug: Make sure you descend via the *stairway* to Hell, not the *elevator* to Hell. (Also acceptable travel: highway)
 morakdais: [grabs stairs and hits the flames]
 robocop: Run directly towards the flames
Image 238034   03-18-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
508
 
 Side Boob: Who farted?
 not i spy: Like ships... that passsss in the kniiiiiiight.
 Captain Marsupial: If Porco Rosso was a sailor.
 Shay: We're gonna need a smaller boat.
 Captain Marsupial: If Porco Rosso was a sailor.
 bug: Final Fantasy airships are real.
 HighCactus: Guests probably all middle-managers, marketing executives, telephone sanitizers , sales assistants and telemarketers etc
Image 238033   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
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