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272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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 E. HONDA: in case of stairways use fire
 Kaviri: This is fine.
 tib gubb: alert others - sound like "woop woop"
 Scoo: Please pass flames on the right
 bug: Make sure you descend via the *stairway* to Hell, not the *elevator* to Hell. (Also acceptable travel: highway)
 morakdais: [grabs stairs and hits the flames]
 robocop: Run directly towards the flames
Image 238034   03-18-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
508
 
 Side Boob: Who farted?
 not i spy: Like ships... that passsss in the kniiiiiiight.
 Captain Marsupial: If Porco Rosso was a sailor.
 Shay: We're gonna need a smaller boat.
 Captain Marsupial: If Porco Rosso was a sailor.
 bug: Final Fantasy airships are real.
 HighCactus: Guests probably all middle-managers, marketing executives, telephone sanitizers , sales assistants and telemarketers etc
Image 238033   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
338
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Haha radical, practical eugenics is fancifully hilarious.
 celtic: What if I am the weird friend relative?
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew You mean the guy from the hit American sitcom, Cheers? That's specific.
 barfolomew: Only normies allowed.
 Christina: Don't let them procreate.
 Captain Marsupial: I won't have anyone left...
Image 238032   03-18-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
807
 
 RiderFan: A country who's healthcare system is so good that people who are depressed can call for dog delivery?
 Kaviri: Half of that guys leg is missing, and all anyone can focus on is three dog night over here.
 Shay: Please neuter your weird friends.
 carpwoman: Dogs in an ambulance?
 Christina: "We are waiting, hoomin."
Image 238031   03-18-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
661
 
 Stephen Milkmus: The air is always greener...
 Christina: @mexican 11 out of every 12 people in this planet are unable to speak Spanish.
 mexican: @Christina You mean not everyone speaks Spanish?
 Dr Awkward: I'm more interested in how they figure out a Tecate stand in the middle of the border. Bravo.
 Captain Marsupial: Trump: "I will build a volleyball net, and make Mexico pay for the color correction."
 Christina: They needed to show that the scenes wher were in Mexico. How else would they do that? Having people speaking Spanish? Nobody likes subtitles.
Image 238030   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
133
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"
 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Cunning! I forget that fancy new cars have tire pressure sensors. Also a mechanic friend once showed me what a valve stem removal tool is. He may have made justified use of it outside of the shop once...
 hosehorse: Why does his arrow point the wrong way?? We all know he will pass on the right most of the time.
 Hokie333: @Sadbot I generally prefer poking the sidewalls with a pin. He'll be constantly annoyed by tire pressure warnings until he gets them fixed or he burns up the treads by driving on low pressure.
 Kaviri: The owner of the vehicle had to remind himself to never get behind the wheel.
 Fiveninety: this is that guy who drives really aggressively, passes you like five times, then when you get off the interstate, he's behind you at the first red light because he wound up sitting on the lines and waiting at the exit.. then he tailgates you for a few miles and eventually passes.. then he slows down to 10 under, then stomps on his brakes and makes a left without signaling
 carpwoman: The up arrow doesn't work here I guess.
 carpwoman: Fuck you -----
 Sadbot: @Robespierre Slashing these tires is illegal, but helps keep the local community safer.
 Robespierre: Bite me. Fun fact: The more expensive/powerful the automobile, the worse the diver. Fun fact #2: "Maganda", in Filipino, means "beautiful"
 Christina: Maganda rhymes with Wakanda.
 fumbduck: To the douchemobile!
Image 238029   03-18-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
292
 
 Captain Marsupial: @Christina you haven't seen what I put in my burritos.
 Robespierre: Apply libtardily
 Scoo: Or don't, I'm a label not a cop
 Christina: So, throw its content on the garbage can?
 FabricMan: The ol' Spicy Baby!
Image 238028   03-18-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
1221
 
 Captain Marsupial: Sings, " people let me tell you 'bout my best friend."
 Christina: Showing his beautiful person.
Image 238027   03-18-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
755
 
 a robot: @Scoo "Don't even think about touching Willy." Good advice.
 Robespierre: Dreams of unbridled power
 tib gubb: *dad jokes intensify*
 Shay: You're not my mom Mr. Marriot hotel!
 Scoo: Lousy Smarch weather!
 Christina: The thought police will be after you.
Image 238026   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
986
 
 Whatever: This explains a bit about Conservative thinking
 Social Vegan: @jochenau I know right? And what's wrong in purposely breeding dogs with twisted legs, flattened faces who snore all the time, can't breathe correctly and have a ton of health problems!!
 funny in the wall: Wow, spaceship doling our legitimate wisdoms morsels
 karpeles: product of memeful via 9gag
 jochenau: Perhaps "purposeful" is a better adjective than "intelligent", in this case...
 Christina: Enough said.
Image 238025   03-18-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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