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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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2. dangerkeith3000
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4. addend
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9. Scoo
10. bug



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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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kittylitter uploaded 262622 (778 points)
Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (738 points)
Mentos Pormer uploaded 262291 (731 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (720 points)
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Score:
338
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Haha radical, practical eugenics is fancifully hilarious.
 celtic: What if I am the weird friend relative?
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew You mean the guy from the hit American sitcom, Cheers? That's specific.
 barfolomew: Only normies allowed.
 Christina: Don't let them procreate.
 Captain Marsupial: I won't have anyone left...
Image 238032   03-18-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
807
 
 RiderFan: A country who's healthcare system is so good that people who are depressed can call for dog delivery?
 Kaviri: Half of that guys leg is missing, and all anyone can focus on is three dog night over here.
 Shay: Please neuter your weird friends.
 carpwoman: Dogs in an ambulance?
 Christina: "We are waiting, hoomin."
Image 238031   03-18-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
661
 
 Stephen Milkmus: The air is always greener...
 Christina: @mexican 11 out of every 12 people in this planet are unable to speak Spanish.
 mexican: @Christina You mean not everyone speaks Spanish?
 Dr Awkward: I'm more interested in how they figure out a Tecate stand in the middle of the border. Bravo.
 Captain Marsupial: Trump: "I will build a volleyball net, and make Mexico pay for the color correction."
 Christina: They needed to show that the scenes wher were in Mexico. How else would they do that? Having people speaking Spanish? Nobody likes subtitles.
Image 238030   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
133
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"
 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.
 Sadbot: @Hokie333 Cunning! I forget that fancy new cars have tire pressure sensors. Also a mechanic friend once showed me what a valve stem removal tool is. He may have made justified use of it outside of the shop once...
 hosehorse: Why does his arrow point the wrong way?? We all know he will pass on the right most of the time.
 Hokie333: @Sadbot I generally prefer poking the sidewalls with a pin. He'll be constantly annoyed by tire pressure warnings until he gets them fixed or he burns up the treads by driving on low pressure.
 Kaviri: The owner of the vehicle had to remind himself to never get behind the wheel.
 Fiveninety: this is that guy who drives really aggressively, passes you like five times, then when you get off the interstate, he's behind you at the first red light because he wound up sitting on the lines and waiting at the exit.. then he tailgates you for a few miles and eventually passes.. then he slows down to 10 under, then stomps on his brakes and makes a left without signaling
 carpwoman: The up arrow doesn't work here I guess.
 carpwoman: Fuck you -----
 Sadbot: @Robespierre Slashing these tires is illegal, but helps keep the local community safer.
 Robespierre: Bite me. Fun fact: The more expensive/powerful the automobile, the worse the diver. Fun fact #2: "Maganda", in Filipino, means "beautiful"
 Christina: Maganda rhymes with Wakanda.
 fumbduck: To the douchemobile!
Image 238029   03-18-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
292
 
 Captain Marsupial: @Christina you haven't seen what I put in my burritos.
 Robespierre: Apply libtardily
 Scoo: Or don't, I'm a label not a cop
 Christina: So, throw its content on the garbage can?
 FabricMan: The ol' Spicy Baby!
Image 238028   03-18-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
1221
 
 Captain Marsupial: Sings, " people let me tell you 'bout my best friend."
 Christina: Showing his beautiful person.
Image 238027   03-18-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
755
 
 a robot: @Scoo "Don't even think about touching Willy." Good advice.
 Robespierre: Dreams of unbridled power
 tib gubb: *dad jokes intensify*
 Shay: You're not my mom Mr. Marriot hotel!
 Scoo: Lousy Smarch weather!
 Christina: The thought police will be after you.
Image 238026   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
986
 
 Whatever: This explains a bit about Conservative thinking
 Social Vegan: @jochenau I know right? And what's wrong in purposely breeding dogs with twisted legs, flattened faces who snore all the time, can't breathe correctly and have a ton of health problems!!
 funny in the wall: Wow, spaceship doling our legitimate wisdoms morsels
 karpeles: product of memeful via 9gag
 jochenau: Perhaps "purposeful" is a better adjective than "intelligent", in this case...
 Christina: Enough said.
Image 238025   03-18-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
190
 
 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.
 carpwoman: Oh, come on.
 XLY: lucky guy
 lolnotrly: What the fuck is this real?
 Not A Bot: Still less nonsensical than colours for terrorism.
 Robespierre: Said he wasn't into butting heads...
 tib gubb: you got your ingrown nails, then you got this. yikes.
 Scoo: Username/upload combo!
 raditzu: product of evolution... yet not so intelligent design
 Greifer: EVOLUTION!
 champeen: Sad :-(
Image 238024   03-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
86
 
 tib gubb: @Mr. Shine it's a man/machine hybrid, supposedly immortal. transhumanism is a very real modern topic
 Shay: DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT
 Mr. Shine: Idgi
Image 238023   03-18-18   Uploaded by    pirate
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