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257620  VeeKay: Smol owl

257638  Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Known to some as St. Dick, it seems.

257782  VeeKay: When will it be herstory?

257645  Mad Collager: After launch, I'm feline Falcon Heavy.

257802  Solemn: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

257799  VeeKay: Bent bento

257789  Robespierre: (frug'ing violently)

257787  WannaBee: I had to print out the braille alphabet to get it.

257791  Robespierre: This font is weird

257787  WannaBee: @jochenau @PenguinBartender I got 'diaper change table pull above to epen'

257800  Robespierre: 8-bit Lyfe

257801  Robespierre: This Banksy is already worth millions

257796  Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster

257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

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257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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Score:
414
 
 Robespierre: @Derp Herpigan You're making erroneous statements, just like Mistah Prezidunt, his own bad self.
 Ulillillia: Rotten egg
 Derp Herpigan: @Robespierre humpty trumpty built a great wall...
 Sadbot: Leader of the rockabilly street gang Las Huevos Blancos, Shifty Roundboy
 Robespierre: Dump Trump
Image 237955   03-17-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
352
 
 trelyate: BWAAAHHHH!
 BavidDowie: Also: I feel like you should save those til there is a sniper in more than one window.
 BavidDowie: Drive-by target bait
 Fiveninety: this is what happens when you put electric heat in your apartment building, then make your tenants pay for utilities
 Sadbot: Load-bearing valves
 wwwdotcom: Safer than keeping them indoors, I guess.
Image 237954   03-17-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
726
 
 Captain Marsupial: That new Avengers trailer... Dayum!
 Captain Marsupial: That new Avengers trailer... Dayum!
 Annoying Vegan : *food container noises*
 Spazstatic: Ruh roh Raggy!
 Robespierre: Shit seen
 lizzz: "He...he was only PRETENDING to throw the ball!!"
Image 237953   03-17-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
564
 
 Skaalar: DO A BARREL ROLL
Image 237952   03-17-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
744
 
 addend: 2 breakfast desserts? 2 smartphones?!
 Eleftheros: @glenalec Manuel!
 Robespierre: Breezy day for a bake
 A duck: Dat muffin top
 sparename: Furry cake
 turtled: YOU PUT BASIL IN THE RATATOUILLE!?!
Image 237951   03-17-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
205
 
 Mr Bleak: I was going to say "someone is taking the piss" but on reflection I won't. Because someone, somewhere, will probably be selling "hygienic piss strainers" for reasons I do not wish to know.
 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of rotten.com and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.
 grizzly: @Sadbot quite the brave Google search. Something's are best unknown.
 Warrax: @carpwoman @Sadbot I heard about it when my dad sent me a link to the story. I had never heard such a thing, but apparently it's pretty common? Now I look at every stranger with suspicion.
 Spazstatic: Also username upload combo
 Spazstatic: Because I want to wash my poop covered utensil with the dishes I eat off of.
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - Ah, Buzzfeed. There you go.
 mexican: I remember that story as well, pretty sure I saw it on SA, maybe from a banner ad? I don't typically go near GBS so that is about the only way I can think of to have seen it.
 Vivian: 'Dishwasher safe'[shivers]
 Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.
 Slerzy: Sick
 Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"
 carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.
 Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.
 let it go: You know what is more hygienic than silicone? Stainless steel.
 Ulillillia: Holy shit
Image 237950   03-17-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
400
 
 itskando: Red on the right looks like ET in a slap fight
 kensin: What Fits Inside Mother Russia
 Fantasy: And to think it all fits in chuck norris chest
 Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD
 Dr Awkward: That's pretty big
 Side Boob: It's bigger on the inside.
 Ulillillia: Texeption
 Bro Bro: Bigger than Texas!
Image 237949   03-17-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
379
 
 Robespierre: I certainly hope so - how can I miss you if you won't go away?
 namename: If you're not, go away!
Image 237948   03-17-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
1023
 
 addend: Aggr O'Gator.
 ping: Happy St. Paddy's!
 a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things: mileskimball.com/…
 Ulillillia: Kiss Me, I'm a Green Aggronaut
 ignatz: Slainte!
 Himesama: Festive mascot!
Image 237947   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
261
 
 kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.
 Side Boob: *makes L sign on forehead*
 Ulillillia: Similar to my record of voting for the losing candidate
 Robespierre: There's a bumper sticker up ahead - next stop, the Political Confusion Zone
Image 237946   03-17-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
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