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273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

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 Ironass: floof!
 charlemagne: the glass eyes make it look so lifelike
Image 237932   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Image 237931 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mike Michael. We'll pray for you, Mike Michael.
Score:
865
 
 addend: It worked. He's now engaged to everyone who ever turned you down.
 carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.
 a robot: I;m Thinking About Thos Kittens
Image 237930   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
1032
 
 jackthesmack: "Heh, pig in a blanket." *smiles*
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall there were "greater than signs" involved. what about that new fangled unicode thing, spaceship?
 funny in the wall: @Side Boob that's a necessary feature of meat: the cuter the tastier. Duckhen, porkbeef, bunnycat, etc., etc.
 1979: @Side Boob - generally you wait until they are a lot less cute before you eat them.
 Side Boob: They are so cute! Why did they have to be so delicious?
 grizzly: He'd only be happier if he were in shit.
 Prostata: he'll grow into those ears i'm sure
Image 237929   03-17-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
1142
 
 funny in the wall: I go twice per year for work. Im generally a foodie but Ive been largely underwhelmed by the food there @Yurishiro
 NO JOKES: @funny in the wall I guess you never been to Italy! Never heard of lasagne?
 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower
 XLY: those are some nice shades
 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...
 Warrax: Pisa flavored ice cream? I dunno about that.
 Mr. Whiskers: @glenalec Congrats! Now you can edit your comments to add all the bananas you want, you beautiful person!
 Sadbot: @glenalec Welcome to all your bananular dreams!
 livelovebarf: vvv Woo hooo! Purple. Banana. Banana. Banana!
 tane: I'm waiting of a picture of the tower carved out of a banana.
 grizzly: @Ihminen I'm the tower dick guy.
 Whatever: Ice cream cone for scale
 Ihminen: @glenalec yup! I bet all of those people far back in background are taking the pic where they lean on the tower
 carlin: Rad for something different!
Image 237928   03-17-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
544
 
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Image 237927   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
538
 
 foreversmug: @Robespierre You get em
 Robespierre: Desperate times ... oh, never mind
 Starky15: Uh. Messy bull gives the horn.
 mrdiron: We've all been there
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Mr. Shine nice robot chicken reference.
 Mr. Shine: *clang clang clang clang*
 trelyate: doesn't matter, had sex
 Donut: "...aaaaaaand I'm stuck. This is embarrassing."
 Nope: Fuck art Let's kill
Image 237926   03-17-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
892
 
 Side Boob: Yup, you're boned.
 Robespierre: Going For the Gusto detected
 Beef Supreme: Assume Fox viewing positions.
 fanny: @Mr. Shine ah. that would make sense.
 Mr. Shine: @fanny Friday the 13th?
 fanny: what's the calendar one?
 jochenau: If you could see the reflection in his glasses you'd see his bride, and their wedding's later today.
 grizzly: He ded
 Colty Brumb: You make your own luck..
Image 237925   03-17-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
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 Ulillillia: Your love is like, a rollercoaster baby baby
 grizzly: Toons...
Image 237924   03-17-18   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
531
 
 Robespierre: Using a Duluthian term, "Ish."
 DrinkMixMan: Smells like his own farts
 WTF: He's probably shot that into space too.
 Whatever: It smells of spacebound Tesla roadster
 aoaoaoao: Ewwwww!
Image 237923   03-17-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
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