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268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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 Springbok: Is that Satan in the bottom right shadows?
 dobbiesdoogs: *sabre dance plays*
 Side Boob: Were making great time, but were hopelessly lost
Image 237917   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like...
 Teechur: Arrested Fevelopment
 Dresdenkeogh: The a stands for ass, unfortunately the f still means what you think it means.
 VoR: Metal ass figs
 Derp Herpigan: Falat em
 Ulillillia: Metal Air Force
Image 237916   03-17-18   Uploaded by    grandma
 funny in the wall: he might just offer them kratom
 Skaalar: Alright, I chortled.
 wolfpk: I will beat them to death with this shovel.
 Robespierre: We're waitin', Smoke
 Whatever: And over there will be the Trump Pleasuredome
 Donut: 'Kay.
 Wolfy21: That's how you stop forest-fires proactively.
Image 237915   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Springbok: He's certainly not cowardly
 Donut: Little Lion Man.
 grizzly: Watch me eat this family.
 Teechur: MGM ain't got nothin' on you, kitteh!
 Side Boob: @glenalec Its a lions mane. The other one would be cruelty to animals.
 Niels Bohr: Is that meant to be a lion's mane or Donald Trump's hairpiece?
Image 237914   03-17-18   Uploaded by    topcity
 tib gubb: the fuck have you DONE, hoo man?
 fumbduck: Stop doing that.
 FabricMan: That wasn't catnip
Image 237913   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 brian greene: go back i can see tonsils!!!!
 funny in the wall: @tib gubb @jochenau i suggest daily meditation. or alcohol. or both. trust me, i'm a doctor
 tib gubb: @jochenau true. worrying about what things could be is somehow even less helpful than worrying about why things are the way that they are
 jochenau: That's why there's no sense worrying about this kind of stuff. You are who you are, live with what you've got!
 Ihminen: Yes! I knew they were gonna be colossal douchebags!
 lolnotrly: I was tempted to leave "President" as was.
 WTF: Very nice @glenalec.
Image 237912   03-17-18   Uploaded by    glenalec
 Ulillillia: Vogue OverTime Edition
Image 237911   03-17-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Teechur: Football helmet? Wow, that's kind of cross-cultural....
 Mr. Shine: BE the ball.
 skunkrocker: Foot-borkf
Image 237910   03-17-18   Uploaded by    lebron
 Robespierre: Catfishish eyes
 Ulillillia: Monty rules
Image 237909   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 funny in the wall: weird deep cut: in the early oughts in SF, the only worthwhile 18+ club was a gay club (I think it was called Faith, but I might be misremembering). as a straight guy, i have to say, it was tons of fun: i got a lot of free drinks and there were tons of very attractive straight girls around. the bathroom situation was weird though: the men's room was just a fuckfest and most people knew to avoid it. the women's room was basically the "not planning to have random sex" room.
 Beef Supreme: And that's why I never shake hands.
 tib gubb: some people are into that, i hear
 charlemagne: I see, it's some kind of code or signal for your fellow urinal patrons
 Teechur: You both should shake with your right hands.
 fumbduck: Good. Cut the middle man.
 VoR: Twins are weird
 grizzly: It looks quite a bit more personable.
Image 237908   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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