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268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

268576  tib gubb: there was an incident near university of washington, some years back, where drunk college kids were fighting crime in costume with a rapier

268597  Felicity: @sylveon As read by Sally Kellerman in "Back to School"

268634  Shay: Martin Short is short.

268579  tib gubb: 3/10 people throw away their ticket

268662  Shay: It's all Disney.

268641  trelyate: qot2?

268605  Felicity: I thought copper was brown. Or green

268609  Felicity: @VeeKay I just assumed the comment referred to tripping over the dog on the stairs

268653  trelyate: should have been erected in '69

268610  Felicity: That's why the internet is a good distraction, for example friendly spaceship, and why they claim exercise reduces depression. We'll see about that second one...I just went from a sedentary lifestyle to walking 60 minutes a day, and I don't know yet

268657  trelyate: I remember when I was a little kid I asked my dad if I could have a beer so he let me take a sip because he knew I would think it tasted awful and I'd never ask again. And he was right.

268594  tib gubb: teenage counterintelligence

268611  Felicity: @fanny Definite bad vote from me, unless the uploader is also the person in the photo, having a laugh at their own expense

268597  tib gubb: the tiger can feast; on stupid zoo patrons

268620  Felicity: YouTube video OyAyPzWmjcc seems to apply

268622  Felicity: In the words of Dana Carvey, woke up with a case of the fuckits

268665  Sage: bobrossSq

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan



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Score:
698
 
 XLY: looks like the new guitar hero is coming along nicely
 Bluetocracy: Bill and Ted meet Doc Brown, then this happens.
 Bluetocracy: I want this
 Christina: Guitars these days...
 Nope: When this hits 88 DB you are going to get... some serious noise complaints
Image 237897   03-17-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
850
 
 Skaalar: What are you!?
 Annoying Vegan : @Derp Herpigan What Derp level are you?
 trelyate: ouroborkfos
 Bluetocracy: ...Impressive
 Derp Herpigan: @Annoying Vegan I thought I was ya boy!
 Christina: "I've forgotten how to borkf!"
 Annoying Vegan : The Derp is strong with my boy.
Image 237896   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
325
 
 Donut: If they're both dead, just tell the judge you were only following the instructions of a motivational poster. Judges LOVE that defense.
 grid: 'Aw honey, why are you pressing charges?' "Because I can"
Image 237895   03-17-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
643
 
 lecj07: @Jabberwikket You can't destroy the environment if there is no environment!
 Jabberwikket: Trumps EPA plan, burn it for the insurance
 Gluten Fee: She did it.
 tib gubb: NOW it's a party
 Donut: Best. Cookout. Ever.
 Amy Housewine: A fine view.
 Nope: Huh. would you look at that.
 TurkeyVulture: Clear lake.
Image 237894   03-17-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: I already did...
 Whatever: Challenge accepted
 On Spec: Ill pee in the wall if i want
 charlemagne: duuuuuchaamp!
 Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear, am now stuck in wall next to what I think is Jimmy Hoffa.
 NoRagrets: No. Ragrets.
 epitasis: This wall is pissed
Image 237893   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
275
 
 Shay: Who put shrooms in the Guinness?
 bug: #Nofilter
Image 237892   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
402
 
 Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...
 charlemagne: excuse me, is this the queue for the doctor who audition?
 Mad Collager: These Vogue bread lines are a pain.
Image 237891   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
709
 
 Bluetocracy: It's a hard pup life for me
 ping: Excuse me, but is that a fluidised malamute?
Image 237890   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
474
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why we can't have nice things. Or a caravan, which is fine by me.
 Ironass: Towing capacity: 10lbs
 BavidDowie: That better be for your little red wagon.
 Vinochet: Shin Destroyer 3000
 carpwoman: God and it's on a Lexus. Moron.
 Teechur: It could be there just to keep tailgaters at bay.
 Bluetocracy: WCGW
 petepuma: someone's about to learn a hard lesson on torque and shearing strength
 Christina: This will work, I guess.
 sparename: Ready for first and only usage
Image 237889   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
112
 
 Bluetocracy: There aren't enough letters in Scrabble to spell either of these names.
 Donut: The winner gets rights to an extra vowel.
 Amy Housewine: 'Jedrzejczyk' was pronounced 'Champion' until fairly recently.
 Shay: Aw damnit, I had Maryland to win in my March Madness bracket.
 tib gubb: i know how to pronounce both of those names
 AlexDeLarge: @wolfpk it says I don't know anything about sportsball
 wolfpk: @AlexDeLarge I am pretty sure that it is drawing attention to the Maryland, Penn St. The fact that you immediately got to the names says something about you.
 AlexDeLarge: Hurr hurr, foreign names is funny, amirite?
Image 237888   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
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