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258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

258417  Mad Collager: @AlexDeLarge Very nice!

258422  Mad Collager: This woman has @Knice cornrows.

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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Score:
850
 
 Skaalar: What are you!?
 Annoying Vegan : @Derp Herpigan What Derp level are you?
 trelyate: ouroborkfos
 Bluetocracy: ...Impressive
 Derp Herpigan: @Annoying Vegan I thought I was ya boy!
 Christina: "I've forgotten how to borkf!"
 Annoying Vegan : The Derp is strong with my boy.
Image 237896   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
325
 
 Donut: If they're both dead, just tell the judge you were only following the instructions of a motivational poster. Judges LOVE that defense.
 ignatz: 'Aw honey, why are you pressing charges?' "Because I can"
Image 237895   03-17-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
643
 
 lecj07: @Jabberwikket You can't destroy the environment if there is no environment!
 Jabberwikket: Trumps EPA plan, burn it for the insurance
 Gluten Fee: She did it.
 tib gubb: NOW it's a party
 Donut: Best. Cookout. Ever.
 Amy Housewine: A fine view.
 Nope: Huh. would you look at that.
 TurkeyVulture: Clear lake.
Image 237894   03-17-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: I already did...
 Whatever: Challenge accepted
 On Spec: Ill pee in the wall if i want
 charlemagne: duuuuuchaamp!
 Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear, am now stuck in wall next to what I think is Jimmy Hoffa.
 NoRagrets: No. Ragrets.
 epitasis: This wall is pissed
Image 237893   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
275
 
 Shay: Who put shrooms in the Guinness?
 bug: #Nofilter
Image 237892   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
402
 
 Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...
 charlemagne: excuse me, is this the queue for the doctor who audition?
 Mad Collager: These Vogue bread lines are a pain.
Image 237891   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
709
 
 Bluetocracy: It's a hard pup life for me
 ping: Excuse me, but is that a fluidised malamute?
Image 237890   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
474
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why we can't have nice things. Or a caravan, which is fine by me.
 Ironass: Towing capacity: 10lbs
 BavidDowie: That better be for your little red wagon.
 Vinochet: Shin Destroyer 3000
 carpwoman: God and it's on a Lexus. Moron.
 Teechur: It could be there just to keep tailgaters at bay.
 Bluetocracy: WCGW
 petepuma: someone's about to learn a hard lesson on torque and shearing strength
 Christina: This will work, I guess.
 sparename: Ready for first and only usage
Image 237889   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
112
 
 Bluetocracy: There aren't enough letters in Scrabble to spell either of these names.
 Donut: The winner gets rights to an extra vowel.
 Amy Housewine: 'Jedrzejczyk' was pronounced 'Champion' until fairly recently.
 Shay: Aw damnit, I had Maryland to win in my March Madness bracket.
 tib gubb: i know how to pronounce both of those names
 AlexDeLarge: @wolfpk it says I don't know anything about sportsball
 wolfpk: @AlexDeLarge I am pretty sure that it is drawing attention to the Maryland, Penn St. The fact that you immediately got to the names says something about you.
 AlexDeLarge: Hurr hurr, foreign names is funny, amirite?
Image 237888   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
335
 
 Whatever: Fortified with iron and less flavorful
 Not A Bot: Just like Jesus's face showing up on a pancake.
 Donut: Yeah, I remember these. I think they used the same exact shape for Kellogg's Iron Man Triathlon cereal too. Didn't even change the recipe. Just...changed the name.
 Ulillillia: C-3PO's what?
Image 237887   03-17-18   Uploaded by    zoso
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