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258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

258190  wolfpk: But I don't want to eat cats and dogs!

258191  wolfpk: Bison: Ignore that stupid sign dude!

258206  Scoo: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!

258199  Annoying Vegan : Eeee! The widdol toofs! :D

258198  Peach: That golden looks just like my Ginger, eye goobers and all.

258207  wolfpk: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.

258176  Not A Bot: A face only a carrion-gobbling scavenger could love.

258204  Scoo: Same

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257995 Passive: The pain is real

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 DrNinjaman: Make America Gape Again

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em



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11. DerMantis: 1891 points
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Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: I already did...
 Whatever: Challenge accepted
 On Spec: Ill pee in the wall if i want
 charlemagne: duuuuuchaamp!
 Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear, am now stuck in wall next to what I think is Jimmy Hoffa.
 NoRagrets: No. Ragrets.
 epitasis: This wall is pissed
Image 237893   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
275
 
 Shay: Who put shrooms in the Guinness?
 bug: #Nofilter
Image 237892   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
402
 
 Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...
 charlemagne: excuse me, is this the queue for the doctor who audition?
 Mad Collager: These Vogue bread lines are a pain.
Image 237891   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
709
 
 Bluetocracy: It's a hard pup life for me
 ping: Excuse me, but is that a fluidised malamute?
Image 237890   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
474
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why we can't have nice things. Or a caravan, which is fine by me.
 Ironass: Towing capacity: 10lbs
 BavidDowie: That better be for your little red wagon.
 Vinochet: Shin Destroyer 3000
 carpwoman: God and it's on a Lexus. Moron.
 Teechur: It could be there just to keep tailgaters at bay.
 Bluetocracy: WCGW
 petepuma: someone's about to learn a hard lesson on torque and shearing strength
 Christina: This will work, I guess.
 sparename: Ready for first and only usage
Image 237889   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
112
 
 Bluetocracy: There aren't enough letters in Scrabble to spell either of these names.
 Donut: The winner gets rights to an extra vowel.
 Amy Housewine: 'Jedrzejczyk' was pronounced 'Champion' until fairly recently.
 Shay: Aw damnit, I had Maryland to win in my March Madness bracket.
 tib gubb: i know how to pronounce both of those names
 AlexDeLarge: @wolfpk it says I don't know anything about sportsball
 wolfpk: @AlexDeLarge I am pretty sure that it is drawing attention to the Maryland, Penn St. The fact that you immediately got to the names says something about you.
 AlexDeLarge: Hurr hurr, foreign names is funny, amirite?
Image 237888   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
335
 
 Whatever: Fortified with iron and less flavorful
 Not A Bot: Just like Jesus's face showing up on a pancake.
 Donut: Yeah, I remember these. I think they used the same exact shape for Kellogg's Iron Man Triathlon cereal too. Didn't even change the recipe. Just...changed the name.
 Ulillillia: C-3PO's what?
Image 237887   03-17-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
517
 
 Whatever: Life has its ups and downs
 Not A Bot: It's funny, but it's weird to post a kid's boner
 charlemagne: I told you to wait didn't I? now look at you
 ignatz: @Gomi Day Reminds me of a guy I saw at a ski mountain cafeteria taking a leak, fumbles a glove *plop* into the pool of piss. He just stared at it silently for 10 seconds before turning on his heel and clomping out.
 wolfpk: Think: "Should I wait for the elevator to come back, or just say hell with it and bail"
 Gomi Day: that look of utter defeat and resignation.. i'm sure he'll laugh about it, later. the person who snapped that photo no doubt did.
 WTF: Plug in an elevator.
 Peter Pantsless: That sucks. I mean, it used to, anyway.
Image 237886   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
211
 
 Skaalar: Got it covered. I buried my pizza rolls under the big tree at the edge of town.
 grizzly: How high? Mile High.
 Ulillillia: I stock up every day.
Image 237885   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
252
 
 bug: @ping I think it says "Beware of the evil poop." -Or maybe not, because that doesn't make sense.
 ping: When bacon goes bad (or is that what the tiny text already says).
 sparename: "Caution - Hot sauce may be hot"
Image 237884   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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