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258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

257995 Passive: The pain is real

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257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

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Score:
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 XLY: racist if real
 drtofu: fucking duck
 ping: @bug Species: Common Black Dilduck. Gender: Male (obviously)
 bug: *woman gets closer* ...Whatever, it's still going in the birding journal.
 wolfpk: Go fuck a duck.
 toad: Geoduck
 ping: Everything's a duck if you're distant enough.
 Christina: Now she knows what it looks like.
 ignatz: Zero ducks given
Image 237876   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
257
 
 ShamWOW: Dr. Faartz looks like Steve Wozniak
 fanny: Look at Mike Litoris bragging about being a homeowner. Get back in your boat, Mike Litoris!
 Teechur: @Christina Where? Up towards the top?
 Christina: Mike Litoris is quiet reddish.
 Ulillillia: Dancing names etc.
Image 237875   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
411
 
 drtofu: Behold, my cat-gun!
Image 237874   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
549
 
 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals
 midgetcastle: @a robot :0 I didn't exist at the time but now I understand that you're..a cat? @a cat
 a robot: @Yurishiro The stats don't lie #132340
 ping: Dental recognition never really became popular in mainstream laptops.
 carlin: @a robot I have to confess I always thought you were a human in disguise. And...A FEMALE ONE [crowd faints]
 Peter Pantsless: Girl got dat megabyte
 a robot: @bug I can't help it if everyone wants to be like me ;)
 bug: These "prove you're not a robot" tests are getting strange.
 fanny: help take a bite out of cyber crime
 Messed Up Dog: This apple is hard
Image 237873   03-17-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
666
 
 Dresdenkeogh: In the event of a water landing, doggo may be used as a flotation device
 Bluetocracy: I see the remake of Baywatch is making some interesting casting choices.
Image 237872   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
328
 
 Skaalar: Well who isnt?
 antipatterns: of course its lifted
 Mr. Shine: @Nope @Dresdenkeogh instructions unclear, etc etc.
 Nope: @Dresdenkeogh That would seem like a pretty big design flaw.
 Dresdenkeogh: The blades would make me too nervous to stay hard
Image 237871   03-17-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
841
 
 Dr Awkward: @Yam We are sometimes like "Where's Nugget? Oh, he's fine, just been staring at the goose for the last half hour"
 wolfpk: Are you sure it is not a duldo?
 Yam: @Dr Awkward I love that your dog dreams of being bros with the goose. Just like me.
 Shay: Oh, I have insurance for my dog. He's covered by Aflac.
 Dr Awkward: This is what my dog dreams of, but our goose honks like mad when he gets too close.
 clueful: Doggoose
 Dresdenkeogh: Duck duck woof
Image 237870   03-17-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
337
 
 NoOneImportant: So the head of the household is "Doody Head"
 Bluetocracy: The Doody's are very civic
 Ulillillia: Howdy!
 Wooden Spoon: I bet it smells great at their house.
 Dresdenkeogh: Keep cville beau
Image 237869   03-17-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
211
 
 Donut: ...and what the hell is pineapple smells SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
 Shay: Oh shut up you piece of crap monkey I was tortured to play as in Donkey Kong 64.
 Amy Housewine: OK but you are a Stick in The Mud though.
 Not A Bot: COCK- TAILS TO FUEL THEIR ALCOHOLISM THAT IS ALL THEY HAVE TO DISTRACT FROM THEIR DEPRESSING LIVES
Image 237868   03-17-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
195
 
 Mr. Shine: "It sounds like blood in here!"
 Shay: Must be the next spokesman for Dre's new Noise-Cancelling headphones.
 VeeKay: The old spicy broken skull
 Mad Collager: Not to be a Stick in the Ear but...
 Captain Marsupial: SPINAL TAP 4EVER!
 Teechur: Well, that's one cure for tinnitus, I guess.
 Dresdenkeogh: DO YOU BELIEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE!?
 Robespierre: Turn down the volume, dude
Image 237867   03-17-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
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