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244155  Mr. Shine: "Play?!"

244156  Mr. Shine: Joel Osteen again?!

244157  Mr. Shine: Ha ha idiot.

244161  Mr. Shine: Chugga chugga chugga chugga

244178  Not A Bot: I truly value what the Spaceship brings to my life, like getting to read the phrase "tromping through piss"

244173  Mr. Shine: Ugh, classic Geoff.

244175  WTF: Never mix different types of alkaline batteries or this might happened to you!

244171  Dr Awkward: Life (very subtly) imitates art.

244173  Dr Awkward: Yeah, STFU Geoff!

244174  Dr Awkward: I'd alter this to "if she's pointing a gun..."

244105  Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

244151  Demon Universe: Okay. *dives headfirst into LiteBrite.*

244152  Demon Universe: No, I want them to be healthy enough to live and unhealthy enough to keep coming back.

244170  Off Topic: Sounds to me like we've got a lot of perverted but bashful angels.

244163  Demon Universe: What did the house say to the dog?

244170  Demon Universe: Hey buddy, I know exactly who else is in the room during intercourse. The angels dont need to see what goes on anyway.

244167  dangerkeith3000: Oompah Loompah oompity dap. We are going to draw you a map!

244170  dangerkeith3000: What does this guy have against donkeys?

244167  raditzu: Autocad, pre alpha.

244106  Korrok: Korrok approves....

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244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244105 Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

244030 Felicity: @mrwiffler @Prostata We should all just walk around with a thick layer of Purell on all our appendages

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

243956 Felicity: @Demon Universe That must be the difference between DTF and Single AF

244150 WannaBee: @Butcherboy Hammer Time!

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

243993 cahuatijo: Death costs more than the phone - even a cheap-o cremation will be more expensive than the damn phone.



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Score:
501
 
 XLY: racist if real
 drtofu: fucking duck
 ping: @bug Species: Common Black Dilduck. Gender: Male (obviously)
 bug: *woman gets closer* ...Whatever, it's still going in the birding journal.
 wolfpk: Go fuck a duck.
 Felicity: Geoduck
 ping: Everything's a duck if you're distant enough.
 Christina: Now she knows what it looks like.
 ignatz: Zero ducks given
Image 237876   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
257
 
 Felicity: Dr. Faartz looks like Steve Wozniak
 fanny: Look at Mike Litoris bragging about being a homeowner. Get back in your boat, Mike Litoris!
 Teechur: @Christina Where? Up towards the top?
 Christina: Mike Litoris is quiet reddish.
 Ulillillia: Dancing names etc.
Image 237875   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
385
 
 drtofu: Behold, my cat-gun!
Image 237874   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
523
 
 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals
 Yurishiro: @a robot :0 I didn't exist at the time but now I understand that you're..a cat? @a cat
 a robot: @Yurishiro The stats don't lie #132340
 ping: Dental recognition never really became popular in mainstream laptops.
 Yurishiro: @a robot I have to confess I always thought you were a human in disguise. And...A FEMALE ONE [crowd faints]
 Peter Pantsless: Girl got dat megabyte
 a robot: @bug I can't help it if everyone wants to be like me ;)
 bug: These "prove you're not a robot" tests are getting strange.
 fanny: help take a bite out of cyber crime
 Yurishiro: This apple is hard
Image 237873   03-17-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
666
 
 Dresdenkeogh: In the event of a water landing, doggo may be used as a flotation device
 Bluetocracy: I see the remake of Baywatch is making some interesting casting choices.
Image 237872   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
303
 
 Skaalar: Well who isnt?
 antipatterns: of course its lifted
 Mr. Shine: @Nope @Dresdenkeogh instructions unclear, etc etc.
 Nope: @Dresdenkeogh That would seem like a pretty big design flaw.
 Dresdenkeogh: The blades would make me too nervous to stay hard
Image 237871   03-17-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
814
 
 Dr Awkward: @Yam We are sometimes like "Where's Nugget? Oh, he's fine, just been staring at the goose for the last half hour"
 wolfpk: Are you sure it is not a duldo?
 Yam: @Dr Awkward I love that your dog dreams of being bros with the goose. Just like me.
 Shay: Oh, I have insurance for my dog. He's covered by Aflac.
 Dr Awkward: This is what my dog dreams of, but our goose honks like mad when he gets too close.
 Yurishiro: Doggoose
 Dresdenkeogh: Duck duck woof
Image 237870   03-17-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
337
 
 OldKentuckyShark: So the head of the household is "Doody Head"
 Bluetocracy: The Doody's are very civic
 Ulillillia: Howdy!
 Wooden Spoon: I bet it smells great at their house.
 Dresdenkeogh: Keep cville beau
Image 237869   03-17-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
211
 
 Donut: ...and what the hell is pineapple smells SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
 Shay: Oh shut up you piece of crap monkey I was tortured to play as in Donkey Kong 64.
 Amy Housewine: OK but you are a Stick in The Mud though.
 Not A Bot: COCK- TAILS TO FUEL THEIR ALCOHOLISM THAT IS ALL THEY HAVE TO DISTRACT FROM THEIR DEPRESSING LIVES
Image 237868   03-17-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
195
 
 Mr. Shine: "It sounds like blood in here!"
 Shay: Must be the next spokesman for Dre's new Noise-Cancelling headphones.
 VeeKay: The old spicy broken skull
 Mad Collager: Not to be a Stick in the Ear but...
 Captain Marsupial: SPINAL TAP 4EVER!
 Teechur: Well, that's one cure for tinnitus, I guess.
 Dresdenkeogh: DO YOU BELIEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE!?
 Robespierre: Turn down the volume, dude
Image 237867   03-17-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
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