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268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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 XLY: racist if real
 drtofu: fucking duck
 ping: @bug Species: Common Black Dilduck. Gender: Male (obviously)
 bug: *woman gets closer* ...Whatever, it's still going in the birding journal.
 wolfpk: Go fuck a duck.
 toad: Geoduck
 ping: Everything's a duck if you're distant enough.
 Christina: Now she knows what it looks like.
 midgetcastle: Zero ducks given
Image 237876   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
257
 
 ShamWOW: Dr. Faartz looks like Steve Wozniak
 fanny: Look at Mike Litoris bragging about being a homeowner. Get back in your boat, Mike Litoris!
 Teechur: @Christina Where? Up towards the top?
 Christina: Mike Litoris is quiet reddish.
 Ulillillia: Dancing names etc.
Image 237875   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
411
 
 drtofu: Behold, my cat-gun!
Image 237874   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
549
 
 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals
 midgetcastle: @a robot :0 I didn't exist at the time but now I understand that you're..a cat? @a cat
 a robot: @Yurishiro The stats don't lie #132340
 ping: Dental recognition never really became popular in mainstream laptops.
 carlin: @a robot I have to confess I always thought you were a human in disguise. And...A FEMALE ONE [crowd faints]
 Peter Pantsless: Girl got dat megabyte
 a robot: @bug I can't help it if everyone wants to be like me ;)
 bug: These "prove you're not a robot" tests are getting strange.
 fanny: help take a bite out of cyber crime
 Messed Up Dog: This apple is hard
Image 237873   03-17-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
666
 
 Dresdenkeogh: In the event of a water landing, doggo may be used as a flotation device
 Bluetocracy: I see the remake of Baywatch is making some interesting casting choices.
Image 237872   03-17-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
328
 
 Skaalar: Well who isnt?
 antipatterns: of course its lifted
 Mr. Shine: @Nope @Dresdenkeogh instructions unclear, etc etc.
 Nope: @Dresdenkeogh That would seem like a pretty big design flaw.
 Dresdenkeogh: The blades would make me too nervous to stay hard
Image 237871   03-17-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
841
 
 Dr Awkward: @Yam We are sometimes like "Where's Nugget? Oh, he's fine, just been staring at the goose for the last half hour"
 wolfpk: Are you sure it is not a duldo?
 Yam: @Dr Awkward I love that your dog dreams of being bros with the goose. Just like me.
 Shay: Oh, I have insurance for my dog. He's covered by Aflac.
 Dr Awkward: This is what my dog dreams of, but our goose honks like mad when he gets too close.
 clueful: Doggoose
 Dresdenkeogh: Duck duck woof
Image 237870   03-17-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
337
 
 NoOneImportant: So the head of the household is "Doody Head"
 Bluetocracy: The Doody's are very civic
 Ulillillia: Howdy!
 Wooden Spoon: I bet it smells great at their house.
 Dresdenkeogh: Keep cville beau
Image 237869   03-17-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
211
 
 Donut: ...and what the hell is pineapple smells SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
 Shay: Oh shut up you piece of crap monkey I was tortured to play as in Donkey Kong 64.
 Amy Housewine: OK but you are a Stick in The Mud though.
 Not A Bot: COCK- TAILS TO FUEL THEIR ALCOHOLISM THAT IS ALL THEY HAVE TO DISTRACT FROM THEIR DEPRESSING LIVES
Image 237868   03-17-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
195
 
 Mr. Shine: "It sounds like blood in here!"
 Shay: Must be the next spokesman for Dre's new Noise-Cancelling headphones.
 VeeKay: The old spicy broken skull
 Mad Collager: Not to be a Stick in the Ear but...
 Captain Marsupial: SPINAL TAP 4EVER!
 Teechur: Well, that's one cure for tinnitus, I guess.
 Dresdenkeogh: DO YOU BELIEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE!?
 Robespierre: Turn down the volume, dude
Image 237867   03-17-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
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