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257645  Mad Collager: After launch, I'm feline Falcon Heavy.

257802  Solemn: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

257799  VeeKay: Bent bento

257789  Robespierre: (frug'ing violently)

257787  WannaBee: I had to print out the braille alphabet to get it.

257791  Robespierre: This font is weird

257787  WannaBee: @jochenau @PenguinBartender I got 'diaper change table pull above to epen'

257800  Robespierre: 8-bit Lyfe

257801  Robespierre: This Banksy is already worth millions

257796  Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster

257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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Score:
696
 
 fanny: this is fucking great!
 Mr. Whiskers: Its like that focus is wearing...nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all
 Robespierre: Supid sexy ficus - or whatever the hell you are.
Image 237768   03-16-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
452
 
 Slerzy: Awww!
 ignatz: Hooray, a box full of plastic crap!
 dobbiesdoogs: awww yissss
 Robespierre: The orgasmic pleasure of obtaining material possessions.
Image 237767   03-16-18   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
856
 
 Rachelina: Do you honestly believe you are someone worth threatening?
 Ulillillia: Yeah, maybe I am.
Image 237766   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
385
 
 E. HONDA: maybe they mean it's an entrance on the other side
 SuedeOxford: WEIGHT LIMIT 6 TONS
 Ulillillia: Whatever you do, don't
 charlemagne: if the stairs don't stop the robots, the logic trick will
Image 237765   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
462
 
 Robespierre: @Side Boob ThuleThings.com
 UltraBeverly: Well there's your melting arctic problem right there.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre That's rocket assist, and always RAD
 Ulillillia: NEATO
 Robespierre: @glenalec Are those RATO?
 DOW: J.A.T.O.
Image 237764   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
321
 
 Clim Tinties: What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.
 BavidDowie: Shoulda used the other bridge
 carpwoman: Oh, snap.
 Not A Bot: These look like a lot of fun at first.
 grizzly: I fuckin toadaso.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Side Boob yeah, 'twas a joke. i remember when that happened. i grew up not far from there
 Not A Bot: Kid can't look because she only did the front
 suckit: @Side Boob - so not only over-weight but over-height too!
 Side Boob: Here's the article overdriveonline.com/23-year-old-trucker-destroys-historic-indiana-bridge-blames-conversion-math/
 Side Boob: @dobbiesdoogs I remember this. There was a sign on the other side, and the lady driving the truck ignored it. She was uninjured, but got in BIG trouble, iirc
 Ulillillia: @SuedeOxford Hoosier daddy?
 Dr Awkward: Whoopsie doodle!
 lebron: what an asshole
 dobbiesdoogs: they should have put the sign on the other side
 SuedeOxford: This is why Hoosiers can't have nice things.
 habbekratz: Hauling 16 tonnes and what do you get. A truck in the river and deeper and debt.
Image 237763   03-16-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
1090
 
 grizzly: Slipknot distortion pedal.
 Side Boob: At least it can't hurt.
 Hyphae: (on the inside of early 90s dialup modems)
Image 237762   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
410
 
 tib gubb: PRESIDENT COMACHO RULES! WOOOOO!!!
 Slerzy: It's what kayaks crave
 wolfpk: It's lime flavored
 Mad Collager: Kayaks powered by electrolytes!
 WTF: Ride the Ecto-cooler rapids
 Robespierre: PRESTONE!
 butt poop: Meanwhile, in the sub-sewer...
 brutal: Where will you be when particularly toxic diarrhea strikes?
Image 237761   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
377
 
 wolfpk: Howard!
 XLY: who is it?
 RiderFan: Gooby pls.
 Mad Collager: Bill, is that you?
 dobbiesdoogs: spoiler: they still don't
 Robespierre: You're never gonna do it without ... oh, never mind
Image 237760   03-16-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
241
 
 Not A Bot: Begun, the Clone Wars have.
 queezy farm: @ignatz - worms.
 ignatz: Is that unicorn wiping it's ass on the rainbow? Ok carry on..
 alex: Arrgh, I hate it when the paper is reaching for the brush!
 Never AFK: Those are cute unicorns. (I say that as someone who is not, generally, a big fan of unicorns!)
Image 237759   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
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