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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

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253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

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Score:
372
 
 Wooden Spoon: @charlemagne: no, but his dad was
 charlemagne: wasn't that kid in beetlejuice?
 Urn BooUrn: Suck it up, Betty. There is no room for second place in 3rd grade field day.
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward I Gar-On-TEE
 dangerkeith3000: That's the most aerodynamic kid I have ever seen.
 wolfpk: @grizzly Come on, you are acting like Lance is a cheater!
 Yam: Man theres a lot of weird there
 Dr Awkward: I'm certain that this kids parents are absolutely insufferable.
 grizzly: Disqualified
Image 237731   03-16-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
336
 
 Robespierre: It takes Ming to know Ming
 trelyate: i went into this one hesadshop that had a sign that said "if it rhymes with chong it's wrong"
 barfolomew: It's a "tobacco water pipe." We will not sell to you if you use any other name.
 ughjeez: @bug I think you mean "the 'belt buckles'"
 grizzly: We get it.
 bug: Also, the brass knuckles are for meat tenderizing only.
 Joseph: This is a pipe.
Image 237730   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
600
 
 Robespierre: SHOWDOWN
 Side Boob: Fluffy is sick of your shit
Image 237729   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
501
 
 isosceleswaffle: If I had these kinds of excuses, I wouldn't mind being tubby at all!
 Warrax: Try using the cat tree thing in the background.
 funny in the wall: Theres too much weird about this guy for a random comic character. Is there a back story? Is he Cartman from the future?
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly The allegory of our time, really.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 you should have. It's a good story.
 dangerkeith3000: tl;dr
Image 237728   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
221
 
 Colty Brumb: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....
 Beef Supreme: That's a chickenshit ticket. Out of state plates on the offending vehicle?
 WotGives: I was once pulled over for passing a cop. He was doing 55 in a 50 in the right lane, i was doing 58-60. He wrote the ticket at 51. I told the judge all of the above and he tore up the ticket. Sometimes life's ok
 Science: @Side Boob: The thing that sucks is that you need to take an entire day off of work, sit in court, and pay $100 in court fees to get this dismissed.
 grizzly: You deserve this you law breaker. That's why they call it a speed LIMIT.
 Side Boob: Fight that shit
 tib gubb: this was preventable
 barfolomew: I once returned to my car two minutes after the meter expired, and found a ticket timed one minute after the meter expired.
 wolfpk: Technology correct, but you would have to be a grade A asshole to write it! Any judge I know would throw it out.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck tha police
Image 237727   03-16-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
410
 
 DrinkMixMan: I literally wore this for a commercial a month ago
 sparename: Bogeyman
 Amy Housewine: It's not easy being green.
 dangerkeith3000: Since I've seen every episode at least 3 times, of course I can tell you this is from "The Gang Gets Invincible" when they try out for the Philadelphia Eagles.
 barfolomew: @Christina either that or a sex thing. Always a possibility.
 Christina: What acting has become these days.
Image 237726   03-16-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
837
 
 Wooden Spoon: Lets start an anonymous club
 gggina: The Blair Witch is actually quite friendly if you take time to get to know her.
 Jesse P: Welcome to the Grand Illusion.
 ping: @Ulillillia That was my thought, too. I've learnt a lot about creating logos by pulling them apart and redrawing them with minor differences. Doing the same with this doesn't feel quite right. Also, this style is so far out of my comfort zone...
 Ulillillia: @ping Mascot in the woods
 AlexDeLarge: You see, woodsman? All who perish here will become Trees for the lantern. Cut them down with your ax. GO! NOW!
 ping: That's beautiful. I'd love to be able to draw stuff like this.
Image 237725   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
617
 
 Shay: Next door to Sofa King.
 Warrax: My eating bedroom.
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless forget the restaurant
 fanny: i'm going to suggest this to my brother as the name of his new restaurant
 Peter Pantsless: "...with blackjack and hookers!"
Image 237724   03-16-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
763
 
 Side Boob: Welp, I'm in love.
Image 237723   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
533
 
 Micro Jackson: Fuck yo couch
Image 237722   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
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