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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant



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 itskando: @grizzly There's something about it that he or she normally wouldn't like it, but definitely does like it.
 grizzly: @itskando some dude told me that a band I was playing in at that time was his guilty pleasure. I wasn't sure if I should've been offended or not.
 pirate: Rick and Horsy
 hammy: Its 2 depressing cartoons in 1!
 itskando: Love Bojack. Rick and Morty is my guilty pleasure.
 a robot: @Dresdenkeogh No, and yes
 Ulillillia: Emmett Brown's relationship woes
 Dresdenkeogh: Is your girlfriend voiced by Will Arnett? Do you have a deep sadness within you?
Image 237608   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: @VoR That's one to you, I'd say.
 VoR: @dangerkeith3000 ..you haven't seen one.
 dangerkeith3000: Jeez, why does everything look like a vagina to me?
 DrinkMixMan: AaahhhhhhhhH!!!! Later-season Simpsons!
 Winterneuro: Vampirism, Blade III version
 jochenau: Oh dear.
 Dresdenkeogh: Homer D'ohntata
Image 237607   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
249
 
 Robespierre: Roll up ... for the Mystery Tour
 Zarathustra: Snow.exe has stopped working.
 bug: *Unfurls scroll* "Thou art bad at parking thine horseless carriage"
 RimLickinGood: Self-removing snow! What will they think of next!
Image 237606   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
551
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Ulillillia
 Dresdenkeogh: Yeah they have trouble googling things and none of the current text to voice apps recognize scooby-doobese
 Ulillillia: "Did you hear that dogs can't look up?"
Image 237605   03-15-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
666
 
 Robespierre: Your style. Handpicked & delivered
 Side Boob: Don't overlook the big licorice at the top of the box!
 Social Vegan: Many many years ago, an electrician quit smoking by chewing on cable offcuts. Unfortunately, at least back then, the plastic was softened with lead content and his blood-lead levels were resultingly dangerously high!
 savvoy: Yeah, fuck licorice
 wolfpk: Don't forget light sockets make great sex toys. Just make sure they are turned on.
 Dresdenkeogh: @a robot tastes like anise which my phone accurately corrects to anus
 a robot: Eeew, black licorice.
Image 237604   03-15-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
481
 
 WTF: @grizzly "Mama you're alive! Old people, you have to reassure them."
 grizzly: Owen!
Image 237603   03-15-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
1009
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's the Gorfein's cat.
 wolfpupy: @funny in the wall - I think the intent of the rule was that you could use a dog/cat basket. But they failed to specify the type of 'container' so people use whatever they like.
 funny in the wall: @glenalec i'm sure the pets just love being in a sardine can with unfamiliar humans
 wolfpk: Luckily this is the subway not a United flight.
 bug: Oh, this thing? That's just my purrito.
 Nope: @glenalec Also only if I am allowed to pet
 Sprinkles: I read about this recently. Pets are allowed on the subway in this city as long as they are in a carry-bag or equivalent.
Image 237602   03-15-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
149
 
 BavidDowie: This is why I believe in bringing back putting people in stocks on public square.
 BavidDowie: I hate people
 kittylitter: The cinema experience.
Image 237601   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
383
 
 skittles: My ex took me there. It was not a very interesting place, TBH.
Image 237600   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
660
 
 Life Whacker: @savvoy - it looks like it might be home-machined - auto-router on perspex with an LED strip around the outside.
 BavidDowie: Why do I feel the need to consult Deckard Cain?
 savvoy: Ok, I want one of those. The glowy circle thing, not the cat.
 itskando: @wolfpk Summoning a demon. Will be getting a lemon
 Dresdenkeogh: Floofmetal alchemist
 itskando: Card cattor
 wolfpk: While I don't know what that cat is summoning, I can be certain it is not good!
 bug: You can also summon him by using a can opener.
Image 237599   03-15-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
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