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257787  WannaBee: @jochenau @PenguinBartender I got 'diaper change table pull above to epen'

257800  Robespierre: 8-bit Lyfe

257801  Robespierre: This Banksy is already worth millions

257796  Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster

257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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 Science: @Annoying Vegan : They put it where they know people are going to be looking.
 VeeKay: Young Vladimir Putin before he became a KBG officer, brief and illicit career as a tattooist.
 Vault Dweller: @Wooden Spoon - Well I was a sperm donor back in my student days 20-odd years ago, so maybe....
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: my dad has said the same thing my whole life... Dad?
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre @glenalec @Annoying Vegan I cut brand labels off gifted clothing as a teenager. then though I went through a heavy ecko phase where i did not do that. now i just dress in rags because i don't feel like changing my clothes between the office and the gym and fuck what anyone else thinks. i currently have cooking stains on my pants and spackling stains on my sweatshirt.
 Annoying Vegan : @glenalec @Robespierre I recently bought some high end yoga pants, and got home to discover that the brand is on the butt. I took a Sharpie to them, as I wont tolerate anyone literally advertising on my ass. (This comment is sponsored by Sharpie.)
 El hefe: You're hired!
 ani625: @Robespierre - I don't even wear branded clothes/accessories - I figure if the company wants me to advertise them, they should pay me (giving me the item free is sufficient payment - I'm not famous enough to expect actual money, though.)
 Robespierre: Brand obsession is a poor lifestyle choice
Image 237576   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
398
 
 BavidDowie: Andale! Andale!
Image 237575   03-15-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
619
 
 ping: @Wooden Spoon I've got 'em 'here'. (+) for Harvey.
 Skinr: I'm a MAJOR AWARD
 Wooden Spoon: Where the hell did my apostrophes go?
 Wooden Spoon: Youre not a limited edition, youre Harvey.
 karmakat: nothing wrong with you, close mind bigots are the problem.
Image 237574   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
393
 
 itskando: @Skinr Christine 2
 daisy picker: #237516
 Beef Supreme: Directions clear, coming to terms with result of sticking dick in car.
 generic: The car owner didn't impregnate her. She just wants someone to call up and congratulate her.
 VeeKay: Wrong car honey.
 Skinr: A deleted scene from 'My Mother the Car'?
 funny in the wall: i first thought it was like a "i know i parked illegally but i had to pee" thing but, yeah, no phone number
 Slug Wind: That is why you don't have unprotected sex with your car.
 Greifer: hmm no name no telefon number... hmmm who might that be... #toomanygirlfriends
 WTF: Weirdest baby announcement ever!
 Hyphae: Is your girlfriend a hearse?
 Robespierre: Wife messin' wit'choo agin...
Image 237573   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
777
 
 VeeKay: @Skinr Wow, thanks!
 Skinr: This is from 'Slightly Wrong Quotes'; they have lots of T-shirts for sale like this. My favorite one has a picture of Spock, with the caption "Live Long and Proper".
 funny in the wall: alan and i would get along, i think
 Teechur: And this is why I put two spaces after a period.
 hajjpodge: Shut up, Alan.
Image 237572   03-15-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
313
 
 Mr Bleak: Is he hoping for a Babylon 5 reboot?
 SuedeOxford: My hope is to someday join him at the state fair so we can pass quiet judgement on the passers-by.
 TheTakeDown: Welcome to Fightdrome!
 dangerkeith3000: Alright everyone, Let's play fuck, marry, kill!
 El hefe: The Fifth Element has once again proven its precognition
 grizzly: I haired better than you.
 drtofu: May the odds be ever in your favor
 bug: I feel like he's about to enthusiastically tell me about the Hunger Games.
 Robespierre: FLOOFY FLOOFER
 Ulillillia: Such is Mango.
Image 237571   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
548
 
 bug: A) Polar bear. B) Dog. C) Three rocks.
 Robespierre: Dere he iz
Image 237570   03-15-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
764
 
 FabricMan: Sooooooper geeeeeeenius!
 Wooden Spoon: @Christina: you mean because they have Acme Rocket Skates?
 Christina: In real life coyotes run double as fast as a roadrunner and have no trouble catching them.
Image 237569   03-15-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
427
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: They are playing rock, paper, scissors to see who has to dye his hair stark white.
 Skinr: I've accidentally done this with my friends from time to time.
 Not A Bot: Does the J.J. Gargantuan come with lens flares?
 tib gubb: they're reversies!
Image 237568   03-15-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
506
 
 jazzjunkie: I approve of this.
 Warrax: This is why I can't get my ass in gear.
 Wooden Spoon: @Annoying Vegan: Ha! Just beat me.
 Annoying Vegan : How much do you know about the gear wars, exactly?
 ignatz: Perpetual commotion machine
 bug: This jenga looks complicated.
 Teechur: Does anybody really know what time it is?
 Christina: Laser-cut wood is the best.
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
Image 237567   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
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