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268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
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8. Dr Awkward
9. WTF
10. Felicity



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267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
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Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
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 3. fanny: 4232 points
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 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
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14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 Science: @Annoying Vegan : They put it where they know people are going to be looking.
 VeeKay: Young Vladimir Putin before he became a KBG officer, brief and illicit career as a tattooist.
 Vault Dweller: @Wooden Spoon - Well I was a sperm donor back in my student days 20-odd years ago, so maybe....
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: my dad has said the same thing my whole life... Dad?
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre @glenalec @Annoying Vegan I cut brand labels off gifted clothing as a teenager. then though I went through a heavy ecko phase where i did not do that. now i just dress in rags because i don't feel like changing my clothes between the office and the gym and fuck what anyone else thinks. i currently have cooking stains on my pants and spackling stains on my sweatshirt.
 Annoying Vegan : @glenalec @Robespierre I recently bought some high end yoga pants, and got home to discover that the brand is on the butt. I took a Sharpie to them, as I wont tolerate anyone literally advertising on my ass. (This comment is sponsored by Sharpie.)
 El hefe: You're hired!
 ani625: @Robespierre - I don't even wear branded clothes/accessories - I figure if the company wants me to advertise them, they should pay me (giving me the item free is sufficient payment - I'm not famous enough to expect actual money, though.)
 Robespierre: Brand obsession is a poor lifestyle choice
Image 237576   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
398
 
 BavidDowie: Andale! Andale!
Image 237575   03-15-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
619
 
 ping: @Wooden Spoon I've got 'em 'here'. (+) for Harvey.
 Skinr: I'm a MAJOR AWARD
 Wooden Spoon: Where the hell did my apostrophes go?
 Wooden Spoon: Youre not a limited edition, youre Harvey.
 karmakat: nothing wrong with you, close mind bigots are the problem.
Image 237574   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
393
 
 itskando: @Skinr Christine 2
 daisy picker: #237516
 Beef Supreme: Directions clear, coming to terms with result of sticking dick in car.
 generic: The car owner didn't impregnate her. She just wants someone to call up and congratulate her.
 VeeKay: Wrong car honey.
 Skinr: A deleted scene from 'My Mother the Car'?
 funny in the wall: i first thought it was like a "i know i parked illegally but i had to pee" thing but, yeah, no phone number
 Slug Wind: That is why you don't have unprotected sex with your car.
 Greifer: hmm no name no telefon number... hmmm who might that be... #toomanygirlfriends
 WTF: Weirdest baby announcement ever!
 Hyphae: Is your girlfriend a hearse?
 Robespierre: Wife messin' wit'choo agin...
Image 237573   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
777
 
 VeeKay: @Skinr Wow, thanks!
 Skinr: This is from 'Slightly Wrong Quotes'; they have lots of T-shirts for sale like this. My favorite one has a picture of Spock, with the caption "Live Long and Proper".
 funny in the wall: alan and i would get along, i think
 Teechur: And this is why I put two spaces after a period.
 hajjpodge: Shut up, Alan.
Image 237572   03-15-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
313
 
 Mr Bleak: Is he hoping for a Babylon 5 reboot?
 SuedeOxford: My hope is to someday join him at the state fair so we can pass quiet judgement on the passers-by.
 TheTakeDown: Welcome to Fightdrome!
 dangerkeith3000: Alright everyone, Let's play fuck, marry, kill!
 El hefe: The Fifth Element has once again proven its precognition
 grizzly: I haired better than you.
 drtofu: May the odds be ever in your favor
 bug: I feel like he's about to enthusiastically tell me about the Hunger Games.
 Robespierre: FLOOFY FLOOFER
 Ulillillia: Such is Mango.
Image 237571   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
548
 
 bug: A) Polar bear. B) Dog. C) Three rocks.
 Robespierre: Dere he iz
Image 237570   03-15-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
764
 
 FabricMan: Sooooooper geeeeeeenius!
 Wooden Spoon: @Christina: you mean because they have Acme Rocket Skates?
 Christina: In real life coyotes run double as fast as a roadrunner and have no trouble catching them.
Image 237569   03-15-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
427
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: They are playing rock, paper, scissors to see who has to dye his hair stark white.
 Skinr: I've accidentally done this with my friends from time to time.
 Not A Bot: Does the J.J. Gargantuan come with lens flares?
 tib gubb: they're reversies!
Image 237568   03-15-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
506
 
 jazzjunkie: I approve of this.
 Warrax: This is why I can't get my ass in gear.
 Wooden Spoon: @Annoying Vegan: Ha! Just beat me.
 Annoying Vegan : How much do you know about the gear wars, exactly?
 Unicorn: Perpetual commotion machine
 bug: This jenga looks complicated.
 Teechur: Does anybody really know what time it is?
 Christina: Laser-cut wood is the best.
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
Image 237567   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
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