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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
323
 
 Wooden Spoon: Block-chain? Quick, give them all your money!
 sparename: "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK - now sod off!"
 ping: [squints at note] "Something something something Crypto something something something Blockchain something something..."
 Yam: Wombat beads
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Early humans had square buttholes
 mexican: @Side Boob You know that there are impressionable persons (or people sufficiently masochistic) to take you up on that right.
 Teechur: @Side Boob OUCH! x 51
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob Gah, no!
 tib gubb: this must be the blockchain i've heard so much about
 Side Boob: Early anal beads
Image 237550   03-15-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
307
 
 Mr Bleak: "Does anyone ever really read this?" No, and I didn't either.
 sparename: @Felicity "BOYCOTT THE PLANET - WALKER HARMS GARMS"
 Ulillillia: @Felicity I don't know but something sinful no doubt if he killed them
 Teechur: @Felicity It doesn't matter; they're all dead, apparently.
 Felicity: What are garms?
 mexican: A one penny nicest person discount? I'll take it.
 a robot: Spicy Goat has to be SOMEONE'S dancing name
Image 237549   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
585
 
 Wooden Spoon: He is not the spoiled teenage girl I expected to see on a horse at a drive-through.
 Stom Premben: Screw your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside!
 Starky15: The sign says no walk ups. Piss off
 bug: He ordered the spicy goat.
 sparename: " # Girlfriend in a drive-thru, I know, I know, it's serious # "
 Kaviri: Will you go out with me?
 dangerkeith3000: "I've come to see a man about a horse."
 Otterman: NICEST PERSON -.01
 Dr Awkward: Just, uh, don't order the McRib in front of the horse. For reasons.
 WTF: Does your girlfriend eat at McDonald's?
Image 237548   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
605
 
 Astanapan: Robots also react unpredictably when abused. Machines are no more idiot-proof than humans.
 Not A Bot: Still not tall enough
 addend: LOL, "when".
 dangerkeith3000: I think you have a staff infection.
 Hyphae: Aw, thanks for thinking of us, printer-bot!
Image 237547   03-15-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
903
 
 Peter Pantsless: *independent thought alarm*
 VoR: @mexican oh. Not heard that before. Cool.
 addend: "Have a knife day." (Earns an administrative detention.)
 mexican: @VoR "Beware the Ides of March"
 VoR: ...there's no link to context
 a robot: +1000 for homegrown rad!
 Teechur: @Annoying Vegan @Dr Awkward You both are correct! And @fanny It must be a "Dad" thing.
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I'm suspicious that this might actually be @Teechur
 Butcherboy: The one suspender look is nice. Oh wait....
 fanny: lol i love it. and my dad has that exact tie.
 Annoying Vegan : I am suspicious that @Teechur might actually be a dad in disguise.
 Christina: Marge doesn't wear bifocals.
Image 237546   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
275
 
 Ulillillia: We're still doing this? I thought we moved onto the change my mind shit
 Hyphae: @Zukero not the memes I roll with
 Zukero: @Christina Except work is blurry and memes are crisp.
 Christina: Me right now.
Image 237545   03-15-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
450
 
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan HOLY CATS HOW DID I MISS THAT??! :'-D
 Wooden Spoon: Usually pigs creat electricity using a methane digester and turbine. This cuts out a lot of the middle steps.
 Annoying Vegan : And thats a knice thing, @Knice #237283
 Yurishiro: How do you call the classic of a classic's classic? Spam?
 Knice: A power snoutlet.
Image 237544   03-15-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
737
 
 kornisjon: It keeps the coffee warm.
 Wooden Spoon: Ive had this cut out on my desk for 4 years now.
 Greifer: oh, so fine!
 Mr. Shine: Credit: KC godd@mn Green
 dangerkeith3000: Superintendant Chalmers: GOOD LORD! WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE? Principal Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Superintendant Chalmers: A... Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Principal Skinner: Yes!
 Teechur: And has been for quite some time.
Image 237543   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
383
 
 Wooden Spoon: Not creepy at all
 Greifer: she nesting?
 ping: You ain't seen me... right?
 Springbok: A Blair Witch spinning its twig cocoon
 funny in the wall: Sukhot is in the fall
 Teechur: I would hide from that ceiling, too.
 Zukero: Survivalism 101
 Yurishiro: garage door opens, world shatters.
 hajjpodge: You're depressing the wolf, you know.
 Robespierre: Secret hideout doesn't hide very well
Image 237542   03-15-18   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
225
 
 WTF: Crayola Nubs.
 Hyphae: My disinterest in this picture is waxing
Image 237541   03-15-18   Uploaded by    maura
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