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258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

258190  wolfpk: But I don't want to eat cats and dogs!

258191  wolfpk: Bison: Ignore that stupid sign dude!

258206  Scoo: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!

258199  Annoying Vegan : Eeee! The widdol toofs! :D

258198  Peach: That golden looks just like my Ginger, eye goobers and all.

258207  wolfpk: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.

258176  Not A Bot: A face only a carrion-gobbling scavenger could love.

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257995 Passive: The pain is real

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 DrNinjaman: Make America Gape Again

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em



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Score:
655
 
 Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.
 Zukero: Bwaaaahhh
 inthrees: And tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!. Mwhahahaha.
 Teechur: And I said hey *HEY!* What a wonderful kind of day......
 well duh: DJ Pricklebunny is killing it at the rave.
 VeeKay: Whooooo! Spectral cactus is coming for you! Whooooo!
 Mad Collager: Hugs!
Image 237398   03-14-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
607
 
 Not A Bot: Tim Curry had some strange uniform requirements for his team.
 Dan Tagonistic: Good job trying to get that out
 White Rice: *sigh* its a bud light.
 Not A Bot: *casually sidles up* Bonjour, mademoiselle...
 antipatterns: Lit bulb
 WTF: Dank lighting
 DrinkMixMan: This appears above your head when you have a highdea
Image 237397   03-14-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
538
 
 a robot: "Duro de matar" means "hard to kill," which actually makes more sense as a title than "die hard"
 Christina: That's the Brazilian version.
 Donut: That's the same face I had when Willis was talking about that handgun that can defeat airport metal detectors.
 Knice: Derp Harder
Image 237396   03-14-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
545
 
 Christina: Cat is inspecting the outside.
Image 237395   03-14-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
1184
 
 tib gubb: no i'm not, i'm fluffy!
 Yam: This is the look I get when I touch my girlfriends stomach
 Christina: I would pet it, albeit I am afraid of its mum.
 Urn BooUrn: .:heavy growling:.
 wolfpk: Top of the food chain, and scales.
Image 237394   03-14-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
734
 
 Sadbot: I know a guy who's dad fled South Africa and took his family when the guy himself was like, 6 or 7, so the son probably isn't complicit in the Apartheid. I can hook y'all up, assuming it's Afrikaners you're looking for
 Christina: Got attention of a billionaire, yet is dissatisfied?
 VoR: @Hyphae house life would be a pain in the ass......YOU'RE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED!
 barfolomew: I didn't say "why can't I find this guy." I said "a guy LIKE this."
 Hyphae: Yes, but your avatar is the wrong angle. I literally need a guy only like this
Image 237393   03-14-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
547
 
 Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.
 Shay: IT'S A WITCH!!!!
 a robot: tinyurl.com/…
 Robespierre: Should be mahogany. Pine will crack.
 Mad Collager: I've been pining for a sports car just like this.
 bug: Amish James Bond villain.
 Off Topic: Tokyo Driftwood
 Side Boob: Cars float. They wood.
Image 237392   03-14-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
565
 
 Teechur: @Christina I'd rather see the turtle in the turtle shell :(
 Christina: I wanna see the lizard in the turtle shell.
Image 237391   03-14-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
314
 
 Robespierre: The Bobsey Quads on their way to the opera
 VoR: Stunt wife is always ready
 Greifer: tourists in vienna... u4 subway station schoenbrunn... fyi
 Christina: "Are you twins?"
Image 237390   03-14-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
201
 
 square44: bread's much easier to eat if you chew it first
 VoR: Sub sub sub sub subby subby sub sub
 waxymom: Stop using a hyphen as an em-dash or were going to break your fucking fingers
 dangerkeith3000: So a man goes to the doctor and says 'Doc, you gotta help me! Every time I eat a hamburger, I shit out a hamburger. When I eat lasagna, I shit out a whole lasagna. If I eat a loaf of bread I shit out the entire loaf of bread and some dude named Vince threatens to break my arms!!! What should I do?' "It's simple," said the Doctor. "Eat shit!"
 DrinkMixMan: Wait, if that's there, then... oh my God. *Dashes to the kitchen*
 DrinkMixMan: Pinching a loaf
 hajjpodge: The Displacement of Bread.
 Ulillillia: flush a loaf in the next 15 minutes if u want an arm breaking
 barfolomew: Just cutting out the middleman.
Image 237389   03-14-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
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