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268212  Felicity: No, I have to agree with Ross on this one

268215  Felicity: Mom's fusilli

268222  Felicity: Mmm, beer cigars

268225  Felicity: If it weren't for lead objects being out there in the world, Superman wouldn't be able to use them to fight villains with Kryptonite powers

268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.
 Zukero: Bwaaaahhh
 inthrees: And tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!. Mwhahahaha.
 Teechur: And I said hey *HEY!* What a wonderful kind of day......
 well duh: DJ Pricklebunny is killing it at the rave.
 VeeKay: Whooooo! Spectral cactus is coming for you! Whooooo!
 Mad Collager: Hugs!
Image 237398   03-14-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
634
 
 Not A Bot: Tim Curry had some strange uniform requirements for his team.
 Dan Tagonistic: Good job trying to get that out
 White Rice: *sigh* its a bud light.
 Not A Bot: *casually sidles up* Bonjour, mademoiselle...
 antipatterns: Lit bulb
 WTF: Dank lighting
 DrinkMixMan: This appears above your head when you have a highdea
Image 237397   03-14-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
538
 
 a robot: "Duro de matar" means "hard to kill," which actually makes more sense as a title than "die hard"
 Christina: That's the Brazilian version.
 Donut: That's the same face I had when Willis was talking about that handgun that can defeat airport metal detectors.
 Knice: Derp Harder
Image 237396   03-14-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
572
 
 Christina: Cat is inspecting the outside.
Image 237395   03-14-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
1208
 
 tib gubb: no i'm not, i'm fluffy!
 Yam: This is the look I get when I touch my girlfriends stomach
 Christina: I would pet it, albeit I am afraid of its mum.
 Urn BooUrn: .:heavy growling:.
 wolfpk: Top of the food chain, and scales.
Image 237394   03-14-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
734
 
 Sadbot: I know a guy who's dad fled South Africa and took his family when the guy himself was like, 6 or 7, so the son probably isn't complicit in the Apartheid. I can hook y'all up, assuming it's Afrikaners you're looking for
 Christina: Got attention of a billionaire, yet is dissatisfied?
 VoR: @Hyphae house life would be a pain in the ass......YOU'RE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED!
 barfolomew: I didn't say "why can't I find this guy." I said "a guy LIKE this."
 Hyphae: Yes, but your avatar is the wrong angle. I literally need a guy only like this
Image 237393   03-14-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
547
 
 Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.
 Shay: IT'S A WITCH!!!!
 a robot: tinyurl.com/…
 Robespierre: Should be mahogany. Pine will crack.
 Mad Collager: I've been pining for a sports car just like this.
 bug: Amish James Bond villain.
 Off Topic: Tokyo Driftwood
 Side Boob: Cars float. They wood.
Image 237392   03-14-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
565
 
 Teechur: @Christina I'd rather see the turtle in the turtle shell :(
 Christina: I wanna see the lizard in the turtle shell.
Image 237391   03-14-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
314
 
 Robespierre: The Bobsey Quads on their way to the opera
 VoR: Stunt wife is always ready
 Greifer: tourists in vienna... u4 subway station schoenbrunn... fyi
 Christina: "Are you twins?"
Image 237390   03-14-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
224
 
 square44: bread's much easier to eat if you chew it first
 VoR: Sub sub sub sub subby subby sub sub
 waxymom: Stop using a hyphen as an em-dash or were going to break your fucking fingers
 dangerkeith3000: So a man goes to the doctor and says 'Doc, you gotta help me! Every time I eat a hamburger, I shit out a hamburger. When I eat lasagna, I shit out a whole lasagna. If I eat a loaf of bread I shit out the entire loaf of bread and some dude named Vince threatens to break my arms!!! What should I do?' "It's simple," said the Doctor. "Eat shit!"
 DrinkMixMan: Wait, if that's there, then... oh my God. *Dashes to the kitchen*
 DrinkMixMan: Pinching a loaf
 hajjpodge: The Displacement of Bread.
 Ulillillia: flush a loaf in the next 15 minutes if u want an arm breaking
 barfolomew: Just cutting out the middleman.
Image 237389   03-14-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
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