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244173  Mr. Shine: Ugh, classic Geoff.

244175  WTF: Never mix different types of alkaline batteries or this might happened to you!

244171  Dr Awkward: Life (very subtly) imitates art.

244173  Dr Awkward: Yeah, STFU Geoff!

244174  Dr Awkward: I'd alter this to "if she's pointing a gun..."

244105  Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

244151  Demon Universe: Okay. *dives headfirst into LiteBrite.*

244152  Demon Universe: No, I want them to be healthy enough to live and unhealthy enough to keep coming back.

244170  Off Topic: Sounds to me like we've got a lot of perverted but bashful angels.

244163  Demon Universe: What did the house say to the dog?

244170  Demon Universe: Hey buddy, I know exactly who else is in the room during intercourse. The angels dont need to see what goes on anyway.

244167  dangerkeith3000: Oompah Loompah oompity dap. We are going to draw you a map!

244170  dangerkeith3000: What does this guy have against donkeys?

244167  raditzu: Autocad, pre alpha.

244106  Korrok: Korrok approves....

244162  Felicity: And then there are the people who say that it works the opposite way

244168  charlemagne: steady lads, stay in formation

244165  Felicity: There was this one wrestler in WCW that would descend from the rafters playing a piano

244170  charlemagne: baby take off your dress, yes yes yes, you can leave your hat on

244170  Yam: I like donkeys

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243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

244105 Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244150 WannaBee: @Butcherboy Hammer Time!

243993 cahuatijo: Death costs more than the phone - even a cheap-o cremation will be more expensive than the damn phone.

244030 Felicity: @mrwiffler @Prostata We should all just walk around with a thick layer of Purell on all our appendages

244008 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.



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Score:
655
 
 Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.
 Zukero: Bwaaaahhh
 glenalec: And tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!. Mwhahahaha.
 Teechur: And I said hey *HEY!* What a wonderful kind of day......
 well duh: DJ Pricklebunny is killing it at the rave.
 VeeKay: Whooooo! Spectral cactus is coming for you! Whooooo!
 Mad Collager: Hugs!
Image 237398   03-14-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
607
 
 Not A Bot: Tim Curry had some strange uniform requirements for his team.
 Dan Tagonistic: Good job trying to get that out
 White Rice: *sigh* its a bud light.
 Not A Bot: *casually sidles up* Bonjour, mademoiselle...
 antipatterns: Lit bulb
 WTF: Dank lighting
 DrinkMixMan: This appears above your head when you have a highdea
Image 237397   03-14-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
538
 
 a robot: "Duro de matar" means "hard to kill," which actually makes more sense as a title than "die hard"
 Christina: That's the Brazilian version.
 Donut: That's the same face I had when Willis was talking about that handgun that can defeat airport metal detectors.
 Knice: Derp Harder
Image 237396   03-14-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
545
 
 Christina: Cat is inspecting the outside.
Image 237395   03-14-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
1184
 
 tib gubb: no i'm not, i'm fluffy!
 Yam: This is the look I get when I touch my girlfriends stomach
 Christina: I would pet it, albeit I am afraid of its mum.
 Urn BooUrn: .:heavy growling:.
 wolfpk: Top of the food chain, and scales.
Image 237394   03-14-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
734
 
 Sadbot: I know a guy who's dad fled South Africa and took his family when the guy himself was like, 6 or 7, so the son probably isn't complicit in the Apartheid. I can hook y'all up, assuming it's Afrikaners you're looking for
 Christina: Got attention of a billionaire, yet is dissatisfied?
 VoR: @Hyphae house life would be a pain in the ass......YOU'RE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED!
 barfolomew: I didn't say "why can't I find this guy." I said "a guy LIKE this."
 Hyphae: Yes, but your avatar is the wrong angle. I literally need a guy only like this
Image 237393   03-14-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
547
 
 Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.
 Shay: IT'S A WITCH!!!!
 a robot: tinyurl.com/…
 Robespierre: Should be mahogany. Pine will crack.
 Mad Collager: I've been pining for a sports car just like this.
 bug: Amish James Bond villain.
 Off Topic: Tokyo Driftwood
 Side Boob: Cars float. They wood.
Image 237392   03-14-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
565
 
 Teechur: @Christina I'd rather see the turtle in the turtle shell :(
 Christina: I wanna see the lizard in the turtle shell.
Image 237391   03-14-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
314
 
 Robespierre: The Bobsey Quads on their way to the opera
 VoR: Stunt wife is always ready
 Greifer: tourists in vienna... u4 subway station schoenbrunn... fyi
 Christina: "Are you twins?"
Image 237390   03-14-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
201
 
 square44: bread's much easier to eat if you chew it first
 VoR: Sub sub sub sub subby subby sub sub
 Felicity: Stop using a hyphen as an em-dash or were going to break your fucking fingers
 dangerkeith3000: So a man goes to the doctor and says 'Doc, you gotta help me! Every time I eat a hamburger, I shit out a hamburger. When I eat lasagna, I shit out a whole lasagna. If I eat a loaf of bread I shit out the entire loaf of bread and some dude named Vince threatens to break my arms!!! What should I do?' "It's simple," said the Doctor. "Eat shit!"
 DrinkMixMan: Wait, if that's there, then... oh my God. *Dashes to the kitchen*
 DrinkMixMan: Pinching a loaf
 hajjpodge: The Displacement of Bread.
 Ulillillia: flush a loaf in the next 15 minutes if u want an arm breaking
 barfolomew: Just cutting out the middleman.
Image 237389   03-14-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
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