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268120  VeeKay: #just cat things

268135  Teechur: @SunWukong I love doing the Bad that pushes one into Oblivion.

268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

268138  Science: Your butterknife is not a screwdriver

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 a robot: I love everything about this

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

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267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

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 Mr Bleak: Rest in peace sir. "We all knew hes been on borrowed time for the last 50 years, and even though I thought it would never come as a shock when he eventually shuffled off to the great singularity in the sky it..., well, it still is. I feel like a torch that was helping shine a small light on the deepest darkest places of our understanding of the universe has just gone dark."
 hajjpodge: We don't deserve folks like Hawking.
 VeeKay: Trump: Space Force! Hawkins: "Nurse, just unplug this please".
 mexican: The world is quiet here.
 Dr Awkward: I glad that he was one of the very few scientists given the respect and attention they deserve.
 Science: Considering he wasn't supposed to live past 1965-66, I'd say he did pretty damn well.
 Ulillillia: RIP Austin Powers
 Robespierre: The Brain
 drhilljack: Extraordinary man..
 Spazstatic: The saddest Pi Day of our lives.
 ping: The Universe will miss you Stephen.
Image 237349   03-14-18   Uploaded by    house md
 Greek Fire: For the Empire!
 Skaalar: @mexican The Whoahmans!? No no, the ROmans.
 mexican: Are you a bad enough dude to conquer territory for the Romans?
Image 237348   03-14-18   Uploaded by    jonz
 XLY: don't dumb open inside
 tib gubb: we need a lot more of this sign in society
 mexican: Go be dumb somewhere else.
 Dr Awkward: I'm giving a midterm today. I should post this sign in the classroom.
 WTF: Not in the USA.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dont know if i can help myself
Image 237347   03-14-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
 Christina: Kill it! Kill it with yodeling!
 Ulillillia: @El hefe I'm club-fuckin'-footed!
 El hefe: ACK! ACK, ACK!
Image 237346   03-14-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
 dangerkeith3000: Prunella Scales sounds like a Disney villain.
 Robespierre: Her scales need pruning
 Spazstatic: Heh, "waterways"
 Mad Collager: You get there by going the back way.
 tib gubb: still accurate
 Ulillillia: Almost... Almost... There we are.
 Shay: Jolly good time.
Image 237345   03-14-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
 VeeKay: They found corporal punishment wasn't working in schools, so they went to capital punishment.
 Side Boob: I know it's not a popular opinion, but that is a good looking FAL.
 Mad Collager: Remember, every time you make a spelling mistake, the errorists win.
 mexican: Crocs AND plaid? Holy shit this guy is a menace.
 WTF: "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the teacher now!"
 tib gubb: @Scoo those pants. yikes.
 Scoo: This is the Republican wet dream, except for that one uncomfortable detail
 Mr. Shine: "I can't FAL this class!"
Image 237344   03-14-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
 Teechur: @Side Boob My handwriting is in a no. 6 font typically. I could totally fit more than 255 characters on this page.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @sparename me too!! i thought i was the only one. so convincingly that when i was at a friends garage he tbought a battery he had on charge was cooking out.
 Ulillillia: Holy shit
 Scoo: True story: years ago I worked in a sensor development group, and one of standard design acceptance procedures was the False Alarm Rate Test.
 tib gubb: impressive
 sparename: I sometimes fart battery-acid, or so it seems
 Side Boob: Why is there a character limit on a sheet of paper?
 Mr. Whiskers: I'd frame this were I the guilty party
 WTF: You could literally see the stink lines and everything.
Image 237343   03-14-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
 Eleftheros: @Side Boob said every fan
 Side Boob: I love the show but hate the fans.
Image 237342   03-14-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 karmakat: pleeeeease...I am starving!
 Side Boob: How 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort.
Image 237341   03-14-18   Uploaded by    matos
 a robot: I'm more interested in those minimalist garden gnome paintings on the wall behind the sign
 charlemagne: we'll see about that
 Mad Collager: Of course, in the current harassment climate, the "touchless" car wash down the street is doing great.
 El hefe: Old fashioned car wash
 Scoo: Your mom begs to differ
 Side Boob: Giggity
Image 237340   03-14-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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