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268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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 fishing: @Hyphae - upper case letters are an abomination - they break whole-word recognition!
 Hyphae: I blame Apple for this whole lower case pronoun craze, and the internet for this ALL CAPS business. Look what we've come to: a company with no capital letters with an ad entirely in all caps. And yes, I have been told I'm a curmudgeonly old grump, I'm well aware, thank you. I still don't like the stylization of this sign.
Image 237302   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
327
 
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Image 237301   03-13-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
910
 
 Ironass: I'm not sure which is derpier.
 Ulillillia: Not even once.
Image 237300   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
902
 
 a robot: This is deeply unsettling
 funny in the wall: This and Kirby with feet are my two favorite things
 KyleisBobDole: Look at that good, good Toad. Please retweet this good, good Toad.
 Ulillillia: "I'm the worst!"
 Hyphae: *tentatively posts:* nice upload/username combo?
Image 237299   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
479
 
 ping: "Honey? Have you seen the tortoise?"
 Scoo: Fort Asshole
 Ulillillia: That's hot.
Image 237298   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
486
 
 Ulillillia: Narrated by Bill Cosby
 Mr. Shine: "This is why you got an F in Biology, Ted."
Image 237297   03-13-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
696
 
 Robespierre: Smugness does not become you, floofer
 mexican: "I know something you don't know."
Image 237296   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
515
 
 namaste: @Hyphae Roly loly
 SuedeOxford: Who? Apple?
 Robespierre: Wrong - that's the owl's mating display
 Ulillillia: I got it all the other times I saw it, the caption wasn't necessary
 Hyphae: how do you get purple ranking on snapchat?
Image 237295   03-13-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
659
 
 Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy But it's faster than the previous model! (Particularly now the older model has slowed down to save it's battery life)
 Robespierre: Any port in a storm...
 Urn BooUrn: The purple rank throne.
 Butcherboy: The icat now with 50% more packaging
Image 237294   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
477
 
 Hyphae: Is that an Isle of Man keyboard?
Image 237293   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
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