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272701  Peter Pantsless: I FUCKING LOVE NOODLES

272708  Peter Pantsless: Twist: it's an ad for a heavy metal festival they're putting on

272684  Annoying Vegan : It is super pretty kitty day on the Spaceship

272680  Apple IIe: If it makes you happy and doesn't affect me in any way go for it, you damn weirdo.

272694  Annoying Vegan : @Korrok Once upon a time, there were wolves...

272699  charlemagne: that day I'll always remember, yes I will, cause that was the day that daddy died

272674  MrBoffo: Brings a whole new meaning to the term "free shipping."

272714  mrmaestro: I dont know what it is about yellow and white cats, but they seem to be the most friendly of all cats.

272678  MrBoffo: Ray, a cat who fixes cars...

272681  MrBoffo: Giddyup

272687  MrBoffo: Cats Love It!

272688  MrBoffo: Stopped to smell the ... oh, never mind.

272693  MrBoffo: Socially progressive

272659  Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272676  Greifer: @E. HONDA nein nein nein

272689  Greifer: @lecj07 it's a riddle

272659  Knice: @dangerkeith3000 *high-five*

272696  Greifer: Boxer!

272687  Not A Bot: I see the Ministry of Silly Walks has entered competitive track...

272701  Knice: More legit than most text tattoos.

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.



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 jochenau: Only this comic knows what it's about.
 ppr4: ..doing me a tear
 Not A Bot: vvv now you're just playing with me :-(
Image 237237   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
414
 
 mexican: I don't really get it honestly.
 E. HONDA: I just saw your granddaughter on the subway
 Not A Bot: Stand halfway behind panel. Take out dick. Bend dick around panel 90 degrees. Urinate. Two people at once without touching butts.
 Scoo: Met on the Internet, gated community, yada yada yada
 Christina: Life behind bars.
 karmakat: what did he do? and how many years?
Image 237236   03-13-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
338
 
 E. HONDA: fuck! even in the future, nothing works!
 Side Boob: @glenalec I live in the woods, I don't have that problem.
 breadtoaster: @Side Boob - But any passing wardriver can't change my temperature if I don't have the wifis! :-D
 beep: The S in IoT stands for Security.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Solutions to problems that don't really exist
 mexican: @Sadbot That's scarcely anything new. It has been like that practically since the Industrial Revolution. It just keeps getting worse is all.
 Sadbot: @Fiveninety For sure. I sound like a luddite when I make fun of this "I have an IoT toaster!" crap, but how does this application of technology make anyone's life better? Other than the people selling it, that is. We live in an age of unchecked solutionism.
 Scoo: Most aren't
 Fiveninety: this is a good thing.. you should keep it this way
 Side Boob: ...but Alexa can't change my temperature if I don't have the wifis!
Image 237235   03-13-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
635
 
 Otterman: Excuse me sir, but do you know...
 karmakat: get that thermometer AWAY if you don't want to be in slices...
 Robespierre: Do NOT, hoomin
Image 237234   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
324
 
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew I'm a former collegiate runner and an exercise physiologist, and I too think those stickers are tacky... but like you said, if people are proud, let em be proud.
 RiderFan: So that is what those stickers mean!
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward yeah. I mean, I'm a lazy slob, and I find the stickers tacky, but I'm not going to be a self-righteous jerk about either of these things. People work hard! Let them show off!
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew I see it very much like anti-intellectualism. "How dare you better yourself through hard work, when I've decided not to" I mean, no one is make you learn shit, go for a run, or eat healthily, but why the disdain? (I'm not even talking about the self-absorbed instagram fitness "culture" either, which I also get annoyed by)
 dangerkeith3000: 0.o
 Side Boob: same
 mexican: @barfolomew To like, the five people who know what they mean and actually care.
 barfolomew: Look, however you feel about those stickers, running a marathon is an enormous achievement involving months of excruciating work, and putting one of these on your car makes you look like a superior asshole AND lazy.
 Ulillillia: Zero point zero
Image 237233   03-13-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
430
 
 itskando: Krumpus?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Goblin Statue is not connected to Wi-Fi.
 Robespierre: The Swiss are different from you and I
 Rev80: Part of a well balanced diet..
 Shay: Just enjoying some California cheeseburgers.
 Peter Pantsless: The other other white meat
Image 237232   03-13-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
386
 
 Science: "Let's go Jared, your footlong days are over!"
 Shay: Buddy Holly didn't die in a plane crash; they just locked him up in an insane asylum for life.
 Yam: Is it just me or does it look like hes skankin
 Snowta: Lil wiggly Bernie
Image 237231   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
383
 
 Slug Wind: Dont forget to collect AirMiles
 Ihminen: pilot thirstily looks at the gas station store and curses the jet designers for not adding a cupholder to the damn thing
 Rev80: The only time a Hummer driver can berate someone for operating a gas-guzzler.
 Scoo: JP-8 is basically just cheap diesel with antifreeze added
 sparename: Always going forwards, 'cos he can't find reverse
 Christina: You gotta refuel the plane sometime.
Image 237230   03-13-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
448
 
 tib gubb: this is what happens when you get a liberal arts educatioin
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i cant help but notice you arent defending against a poke to the eyes.
Image 237229   03-13-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
729
 
 shadebane: Of course! @Dr Awkward
 Dick Inspector: Hahaha, that museum is officially the weirdest place I've been. I have to admit it wasn't quite how I expected, and the gift shop was a bit lackluster.
 BavidDowie: Not yet, it's not.
 Amy Housewine: I reckon it is actually the penis museum and they just want to keep the pena to themselves.
 foreversmug: @Christina - some guy will be selling it off a blanket at the local market. He'll want $22 for it, but you can talk him down to $18.
 dangerkeith3000: @mexican In ENGLISH
 wolfpk: Directions to the closest brothel.
 mexican: Very amused that they have to include alternate directions for people who are dumb.
 Dr Awkward: @Christina Instructions quite clear: Penis stuck in penis museum.
 Christina: Instructions unclear, penis lost on the street.
 Warrax: Awfully presumptuous of you to just assume that's what I'm looking for. I mean I am, but still.
 barfolomew: "Really, it's kind of a no-brainer."
Image 237228   03-13-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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