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263152  tib gubb: this is funnier to me than it should be

263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

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263039 dangerkeith3000: Oh, Homey!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

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 jochenau: Only this comic knows what it's about.
 VoR: ..doing me a tear
 Not A Bot: vvv now you're just playing with me :-(
Image 237237   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
414
 
 mexican: I don't really get it honestly.
 E. HONDA: I just saw your granddaughter on the subway
 Not A Bot: Stand halfway behind panel. Take out dick. Bend dick around panel 90 degrees. Urinate. Two people at once without touching butts.
 Scoo: Met on the Internet, gated community, yada yada yada
 Christina: Life behind bars.
 karmakat: what did he do? and how many years?
Image 237236   03-13-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
338
 
 E. HONDA: fuck! even in the future, nothing works!
 Side Boob: @glenalec I live in the woods, I don't have that problem.
 breadtoaster: @Side Boob - But any passing wardriver can't change my temperature if I don't have the wifis! :-D
 beep: The S in IoT stands for Security.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Solutions to problems that don't really exist
 mexican: @Sadbot That's scarcely anything new. It has been like that practically since the Industrial Revolution. It just keeps getting worse is all.
 Sadbot: @Fiveninety For sure. I sound like a luddite when I make fun of this "I have an IoT toaster!" crap, but how does this application of technology make anyone's life better? Other than the people selling it, that is. We live in an age of unchecked solutionism.
 Scoo: Most aren't
 Fiveninety: this is a good thing.. you should keep it this way
 Side Boob: ...but Alexa can't change my temperature if I don't have the wifis!
Image 237235   03-13-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
635
 
 Otterman: Excuse me sir, but do you know...
 karmakat: get that thermometer AWAY if you don't want to be in slices...
 Robespierre: Do NOT, hoomin
Image 237234   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
324
 
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew I'm a former collegiate runner and an exercise physiologist, and I too think those stickers are tacky... but like you said, if people are proud, let em be proud.
 RiderFan: So that is what those stickers mean!
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward yeah. I mean, I'm a lazy slob, and I find the stickers tacky, but I'm not going to be a self-righteous jerk about either of these things. People work hard! Let them show off!
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew I see it very much like anti-intellectualism. "How dare you better yourself through hard work, when I've decided not to" I mean, no one is make you learn shit, go for a run, or eat healthily, but why the disdain? (I'm not even talking about the self-absorbed instagram fitness "culture" either, which I also get annoyed by)
 dangerkeith3000: 0.o
 Side Boob: same
 mexican: @barfolomew To like, the five people who know what they mean and actually care.
 barfolomew: Look, however you feel about those stickers, running a marathon is an enormous achievement involving months of excruciating work, and putting one of these on your car makes you look like a superior asshole AND lazy.
 Ulillillia: Zero point zero
Image 237233   03-13-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
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 itskando: Krumpus?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Goblin Statue is not connected to Wi-Fi.
 Robespierre: The Swiss are different from you and I
 Rev80: Part of a well balanced diet..
 Shay: Just enjoying some California cheeseburgers.
 Peter Pantsless: The other other white meat
Image 237232   03-13-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
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 Science: "Let's go Jared, your footlong days are over!"
 Shay: Buddy Holly didn't die in a plane crash; they just locked him up in an insane asylum for life.
 Yam: Is it just me or does it look like hes skankin
 Snowta: Lil wiggly Bernie
Image 237231   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
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 Slug Wind: Dont forget to collect AirMiles
 Ihminen: pilot thirstily looks at the gas station store and curses the jet designers for not adding a cupholder to the damn thing
 Rev80: The only time a Hummer driver can berate someone for operating a gas-guzzler.
 Scoo: JP-8 is basically just cheap diesel with antifreeze added
 sparename: Always going forwards, 'cos he can't find reverse
 Christina: You gotta refuel the plane sometime.
Image 237230   03-13-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
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 tib gubb: this is what happens when you get a liberal arts educatioin
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i cant help but notice you arent defending against a poke to the eyes.
Image 237229   03-13-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
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 shadebane: Of course! @Dr Awkward
 Dick Inspector: Hahaha, that museum is officially the weirdest place I've been. I have to admit it wasn't quite how I expected, and the gift shop was a bit lackluster.
 BavidDowie: Not yet, it's not.
 Amy Housewine: I reckon it is actually the penis museum and they just want to keep the pena to themselves.
 foreversmug: @Christina - some guy will be selling it off a blanket at the local market. He'll want $22 for it, but you can talk him down to $18.
 dangerkeith3000: @mexican In ENGLISH
 wolfpk: Directions to the closest brothel.
 mexican: Very amused that they have to include alternate directions for people who are dumb.
 Dr Awkward: @Christina Instructions quite clear: Penis stuck in penis museum.
 Christina: Instructions unclear, penis lost on the street.
 Warrax: Awfully presumptuous of you to just assume that's what I'm looking for. I mean I am, but still.
 barfolomew: "Really, it's kind of a no-brainer."
Image 237228   03-13-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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