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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Score:
414
 
 mexican: I don't really get it honestly.
 E. HONDA: I just saw your granddaughter on the subway
 Not A Bot: Stand halfway behind panel. Take out dick. Bend dick around panel 90 degrees. Urinate. Two people at once without touching butts.
 Scoo: Met on the Internet, gated community, yada yada yada
 Christina: Life behind bars.
 karmakat: what did he do? and how many years?
Image 237236   03-13-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
338
 
 E. HONDA: fuck! even in the future, nothing works!
 Side Boob: @glenalec I live in the woods, I don't have that problem.
 breadtoaster: @Side Boob - But any passing wardriver can't change my temperature if I don't have the wifis! :-D
 beep: The S in IoT stands for Security.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Solutions to problems that don't really exist
 mexican: @Sadbot That's scarcely anything new. It has been like that practically since the Industrial Revolution. It just keeps getting worse is all.
 Sadbot: @Fiveninety For sure. I sound like a luddite when I make fun of this "I have an IoT toaster!" crap, but how does this application of technology make anyone's life better? Other than the people selling it, that is. We live in an age of unchecked solutionism.
 Scoo: Most aren't
 Fiveninety: this is a good thing.. you should keep it this way
 Side Boob: ...but Alexa can't change my temperature if I don't have the wifis!
Image 237235   03-13-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
635
 
 SomeCanadian: Excuse me sir, but do you know...
 karmakat: get that thermometer AWAY if you don't want to be in slices...
 Robespierre: Do NOT, hoomin
Image 237234   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
324
 
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew I'm a former collegiate runner and an exercise physiologist, and I too think those stickers are tacky... but like you said, if people are proud, let em be proud.
 RiderFan: So that is what those stickers mean!
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward yeah. I mean, I'm a lazy slob, and I find the stickers tacky, but I'm not going to be a self-righteous jerk about either of these things. People work hard! Let them show off!
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew I see it very much like anti-intellectualism. "How dare you better yourself through hard work, when I've decided not to" I mean, no one is make you learn shit, go for a run, or eat healthily, but why the disdain? (I'm not even talking about the self-absorbed instagram fitness "culture" either, which I also get annoyed by)
 dangerkeith3000: 0.o
 Side Boob: same
 mexican: @barfolomew To like, the five people who know what they mean and actually care.
 barfolomew: Look, however you feel about those stickers, running a marathon is an enormous achievement involving months of excruciating work, and putting one of these on your car makes you look like a superior asshole AND lazy.
 Ulillillia: Zero point zero
Image 237233   03-13-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
430
 
 itskando: Krumpus?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Goblin Statue is not connected to Wi-Fi.
 Robespierre: The Swiss are different from you and I
 Rev80: Part of a well balanced diet..
 Shay: Just enjoying some California cheeseburgers.
 Peter Pantsless: The other other white meat
Image 237232   03-13-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
386
 
 Science: "Let's go Jared, your footlong days are over!"
 Shay: Buddy Holly didn't die in a plane crash; they just locked him up in an insane asylum for life.
 Yam: Is it just me or does it look like hes skankin
 Snowta: Lil wiggly Bernie
Image 237231   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
383
 
 Slug Wind: Dont forget to collect AirMiles
 Ihminen: pilot thirstily looks at the gas station store and curses the jet designers for not adding a cupholder to the damn thing
 Rev80: The only time a Hummer driver can berate someone for operating a gas-guzzler.
 Scoo: JP-8 is basically just cheap diesel with antifreeze added
 sparename: Always going forwards, 'cos he can't find reverse
 Christina: You gotta refuel the plane sometime.
Image 237230   03-13-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
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 tib gubb: this is what happens when you get a liberal arts educatioin
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i cant help but notice you arent defending against a poke to the eyes.
Image 237229   03-13-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
729
 
 shadebane: Of course! @Dr Awkward
 Dick Inspector: Hahaha, that museum is officially the weirdest place I've been. I have to admit it wasn't quite how I expected, and the gift shop was a bit lackluster.
 BavidDowie: Not yet, it's not.
 Amy Housewine: I reckon it is actually the penis museum and they just want to keep the pena to themselves.
 foreversmug: @Christina - some guy will be selling it off a blanket at the local market. He'll want $22 for it, but you can talk him down to $18.
 dangerkeith3000: @mexican In ENGLISH
 wolfpk: Directions to the closest brothel.
 mexican: Very amused that they have to include alternate directions for people who are dumb.
 Dr Awkward: @Christina Instructions quite clear: Penis stuck in penis museum.
 Christina: Instructions unclear, penis lost on the street.
 Warrax: Awfully presumptuous of you to just assume that's what I'm looking for. I mean I am, but still.
 barfolomew: "Really, it's kind of a no-brainer."
Image 237228   03-13-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
49
 
 Koolie: Lara Croft has really let herself go.
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Hopefully not an elephant.
 Mr Bleak: That's a lot of work. Pretty poor work, yes - but a lot of it.
 Sadpygmy: Pencil neck
 dangerkeith3000: I wonder what's on the front.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Sadbot thank jeebus you said i couldnt use my words more right better.
 Ulillillia: Ouch.
 jochenau: The hieroglyphs really add to the mystery here.
 Sadbot: What is this, a tattoo for bi tops who like shriveled, burn-victim women and lumpy men?
 Mr. Shine: I'll bet your cellmate LOVES it!
 Warrax: @Dr Awkward A third person is about to erupt from the lump. It's sorta his "thing."
 Peter Pantsless: NSFW: Voted bad
 Dr Awkward: what's the deal with his right inner thigh?
 fumbduck: Atrocious
 Shay: NSFH (Not Safe For Humanity)
 kornisjon: Or Never Alone. I haven't decided.
 kornisjon: I call this "The Forever Alone".
 bug: Good motivation to stay out of prison.
Image 237227   03-13-18   Uploaded by    logono
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