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273569  Kaviri: How you doin' lizard breath?

273589  robocop: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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Score:
729
 
 shadebane: Of course! @Dr Awkward
 Dick Inspector: Hahaha, that museum is officially the weirdest place I've been. I have to admit it wasn't quite how I expected, and the gift shop was a bit lackluster.
 BavidDowie: Not yet, it's not.
 Amy Housewine: I reckon it is actually the penis museum and they just want to keep the pena to themselves.
 foreversmug: @Christina - some guy will be selling it off a blanket at the local market. He'll want $22 for it, but you can talk him down to $18.
 dangerkeith3000: @mexican In ENGLISH
 wolfpk: Directions to the closest brothel.
 mexican: Very amused that they have to include alternate directions for people who are dumb.
 Dr Awkward: @Christina Instructions quite clear: Penis stuck in penis museum.
 Christina: Instructions unclear, penis lost on the street.
 Warrax: Awfully presumptuous of you to just assume that's what I'm looking for. I mean I am, but still.
 barfolomew: "Really, it's kind of a no-brainer."
Image 237228   03-13-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
49
 
 Koolie: Lara Croft has really let herself go.
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Hopefully not an elephant.
 Mr Bleak: That's a lot of work. Pretty poor work, yes - but a lot of it.
 Sadpygmy: Pencil neck
 dangerkeith3000: I wonder what's on the front.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Sadbot thank jeebus you said i couldnt use my words more right better.
 Ulillillia: Ouch.
 jochenau: The hieroglyphs really add to the mystery here.
 Sadbot: What is this, a tattoo for bi tops who like shriveled, burn-victim women and lumpy men?
 Mr. Shine: I'll bet your cellmate LOVES it!
 Warrax: @Dr Awkward A third person is about to erupt from the lump. It's sorta his "thing."
 Peter Pantsless: NSFW: Voted bad
 Dr Awkward: what's the deal with his right inner thigh?
 fumbduck: Atrocious
 Shay: NSFH (Not Safe For Humanity)
 kornisjon: Or Never Alone. I haven't decided.
 kornisjon: I call this "The Forever Alone".
 bug: Good motivation to stay out of prison.
Image 237227   03-13-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
528
 
 itskando: @Yam "Whatevs. Not my kid."
 White Rice: @Yurishiro not quite, he really gives a shit about fighting those stronger than him, getting stronger, then fighting them again. Aaand thats about it.
 mexican: He's not wrong.
 Ulillillia: Let's run this shit into the ground
 phailsauce: Goku just doesn't give a shit about pretty much anything.
 wolfpk: He has ran off several time and didn't come back for years. Ok, he was dead some of those times, but that really count in this case.
 Yam: I dunno, you were the one who gave Gohan a sword to play with, threw him at a mountain and let him get chased by dinosaurs
Image 237226   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
522
 
 Mumbles: @Hyphae No, but I do take issue with the sloppy edits.
 wolfpk: I would pay that driver everything I had to pull up to every church in town (making sure sign is visible and seen by those inside) and leave a box on the doorstep. The box bing empty might make the joke better.
 Hyphae: Ok, so no one cares that whoever took this picture is riding down the highway in a shopping cart?
 FabricMan: Follow me to the Penis Museum!
 Scoo: If this van's a rockin', please come a knockin'
 Yam: Dont worry, it comes in a very discrete package!
Image 237225   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
516
 
 ping: Velcro has its uses.
 Christina: Rotate right.
Image 237224   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
2109
 
 ping: @mexican SAD button here: #84186 @Annoying Vegan MEGARAD button is here: #237612
 Ulillillia: @mexican Also Fad buttons for the stuff like "change my mind"
 mexican: @Annoying Vegan We still need Sad and Mad buttons as well
 Annoying Vegan : We really need a MEGARAD button.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: haHA! i just radded this twice. i think.
 Catcat: Well fuck me, that's fantastic!
 Dr Awkward: Strong work.
 Scoo: @a robot @ping Purple's a fruit
 Prostata: That's some great work right there! YUM!
 ping: @a robot Purple.
 a robot: What flavor is Mascot, anyway?
 ping: Om nom nom.
 fanny: is Mascot gluten free? Made with free range eggs? Nut free? (I don't care, Mascot is delicious!)
 Peter Pantsless: And where does Cake live? In a cup, natch
Image 237223   03-13-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
628
 
 nathan: Attention-seeker.
 Yam: We need more of this.
 Peter Pantsless: You got it buddy
Image 237222   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
255
 
 jochenau: I saw a couple of these in Japan. One was rusted through pretty badly and is probably more likely to kill you than whatever you're trying to escape from...
 theaquaman: Group Home Clinic
 Ulillillia: Fire, wheee!
Image 237221   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
540
 
 Amy Housewine: It's the Spife of Lice.
 mexican: @Derp Herpigan Forget the L, where the fuck do you get a Y out of that mess?
 Shay: You call that a spife? THIS is a spife.
 Phum Munts: I will spoon you fork knife
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Where does the D come from?(Not that kind of D...)
 Robespierre: When Venn Diagrams Go Bad, hosted by Sheriff Jon Bunnell...
 Peter Pantsless: I see you've splayd "knifey-spoony" before
 Derp Herpigan: @Derp Herpigan shouldn't it be a knoork? Sporfe? Fifen?
 Derp Herpigan: Where does the L come from?
Image 237220   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
645
 
 carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 twenty4: @fanny I assure you I really needn't
 fanny: @Robespierre why not both!
 Robespierre: @fanny Links, or patties?
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny haha gross
 fanny: you should see his sausage underwear!
 Robespierre: Dressed For Excess
 barfolomew: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Image 237219   03-13-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
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