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272367  Nope: Now we just wait for the gaurd, you distract him and I'll rip out his leg artery.

272369  Nope: White shirt, black (mostly) cat, that man is a rebel!

272379  Nope: Thats not safe at all, they should be wearing shoes!

272382  Nope: Ugh *swipes right on someones face* wtf, why are you still here.

272369  Knice: The bicep flex is extremely necessary in case that cat suddenly gains 40#.

272373  Nope: I can respect that

272375  Nope: I have a friend who is also the devil

272372  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.

272369  Dr Awkward: Puss Magnet

272372  Dr Awkward: You can't tow an all-wheel drive vehicle like that! If it wasn't already, that white Outback is fucked, now.

272375  Dr Awkward: This graph is my jam.

201031  Dr Awkward: @fanny Well my name was changed to Taint Juice on this post, so I very well may have!

272375  thecraftywolf: things people say when i write with my center hand: 90% ew in public? 10% *think its impressive*

272372  dingding: He's *always* doin me an annoy.

272372  Minnesotan: outback out back of an outback out back of a outback

201031  fanny: @Dr Awkward that is odd. did you make ol' Nance angry? ;)

272337  Fiveninety: that'll buff out

272382  Pickle Dick: Ah Chicago.

272342  Bob: Smelled great, I'm sure.

272371  Mr. Butt: Infringing copyright.

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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)



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 Koolie: Lara Croft has really let herself go.
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Hopefully not an elephant.
 Mr Bleak: That's a lot of work. Pretty poor work, yes - but a lot of it.
 Sadpygmy: Pencil neck
 dangerkeith3000: I wonder what's on the front.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Sadbot thank jeebus you said i couldnt use my words more right better.
 Ulillillia: Ouch.
 jochenau: The hieroglyphs really add to the mystery here.
 Sadbot: What is this, a tattoo for bi tops who like shriveled, burn-victim women and lumpy men?
 Mr. Shine: I'll bet your cellmate LOVES it!
 Warrax: @Dr Awkward A third person is about to erupt from the lump. It's sorta his "thing."
 Peter Pantsless: NSFW: Voted bad
 Dr Awkward: what's the deal with his right inner thigh?
 fumbduck: Atrocious
 Shay: NSFH (Not Safe For Humanity)
 kornisjon: Or Never Alone. I haven't decided.
 kornisjon: I call this "The Forever Alone".
 bug: Good motivation to stay out of prison.
Image 237227   03-13-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
528
 
 itskando: @Yam "Whatevs. Not my kid."
 White Rice: @Yurishiro not quite, he really gives a shit about fighting those stronger than him, getting stronger, then fighting them again. Aaand thats about it.
 mexican: He's not wrong.
 Ulillillia: Let's run this shit into the ground
 phailsauce: Goku just doesn't give a shit about pretty much anything.
 wolfpk: He has ran off several time and didn't come back for years. Ok, he was dead some of those times, but that really count in this case.
 Yam: I dunno, you were the one who gave Gohan a sword to play with, threw him at a mountain and let him get chased by dinosaurs
Image 237226   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
522
 
 Mumbles: @Hyphae No, but I do take issue with the sloppy edits.
 wolfpk: I would pay that driver everything I had to pull up to every church in town (making sure sign is visible and seen by those inside) and leave a box on the doorstep. The box bing empty might make the joke better.
 Hyphae: Ok, so no one cares that whoever took this picture is riding down the highway in a shopping cart?
 FabricMan: Follow me to the Penis Museum!
 Scoo: If this van's a rockin', please come a knockin'
 Yam: Dont worry, it comes in a very discrete package!
Image 237225   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
516
 
 ping: Velcro has its uses.
 Christina: Rotate right.
Image 237224   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
2109
 
 ping: @mexican SAD button here: #84186 @Annoying Vegan MEGARAD button is here: #237612
 Ulillillia: @mexican Also Fad buttons for the stuff like "change my mind"
 mexican: @Annoying Vegan We still need Sad and Mad buttons as well
 Annoying Vegan : We really need a MEGARAD button.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: haHA! i just radded this twice. i think.
 Catcat: Well fuck me, that's fantastic!
 Dr Awkward: Strong work.
 Scoo: @a robot @ping Purple's a fruit
 Prostata: That's some great work right there! YUM!
 ping: @a robot Purple.
 a robot: What flavor is Mascot, anyway?
 ping: Om nom nom.
 fanny: is Mascot gluten free? Made with free range eggs? Nut free? (I don't care, Mascot is delicious!)
 Peter Pantsless: And where does Cake live? In a cup, natch
Image 237223   03-13-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
628
 
 nathan: Attention-seeker.
 Yam: We need more of this.
 Peter Pantsless: You got it buddy
Image 237222   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
255
 
 jochenau: I saw a couple of these in Japan. One was rusted through pretty badly and is probably more likely to kill you than whatever you're trying to escape from...
 theaquaman: Group Home Clinic
 Ulillillia: Fire, wheee!
Image 237221   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
540
 
 Amy Housewine: It's the Spife of Lice.
 mexican: @Derp Herpigan Forget the L, where the fuck do you get a Y out of that mess?
 Shay: You call that a spife? THIS is a spife.
 Phum Munts: I will spoon you fork knife
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Where does the D come from?(Not that kind of D...)
 Robespierre: When Venn Diagrams Go Bad, hosted by Sheriff Jon Bunnell...
 Peter Pantsless: I see you've splayd "knifey-spoony" before
 Derp Herpigan: @Derp Herpigan shouldn't it be a knoork? Sporfe? Fifen?
 Derp Herpigan: Where does the L come from?
Image 237220   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
645
 
 carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 twenty4: @fanny I assure you I really needn't
 fanny: @Robespierre why not both!
 Robespierre: @fanny Links, or patties?
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny haha gross
 fanny: you should see his sausage underwear!
 Robespierre: Dressed For Excess
 barfolomew: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Image 237219   03-13-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
551
 
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Hyphae: Where is the version with the same main title, but says "An Absolutely Serious Coloring Book" for a subtitle?
 Dr Awkward: "Mommy Cries because you drink" is a little more dark.
 Side Boob: What about the Xanax, mommy?
Image 237218   03-13-18   Uploaded by    jonz
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