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273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.



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Score:
528
 
 itskando: @Yam "Whatevs. Not my kid."
 White Rice: @Yurishiro not quite, he really gives a shit about fighting those stronger than him, getting stronger, then fighting them again. Aaand thats about it.
 mexican: He's not wrong.
 Ulillillia: Let's run this shit into the ground
 phailsauce: Goku just doesn't give a shit about pretty much anything.
 wolfpk: He has ran off several time and didn't come back for years. Ok, he was dead some of those times, but that really count in this case.
 Yam: I dunno, you were the one who gave Gohan a sword to play with, threw him at a mountain and let him get chased by dinosaurs
Image 237226   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
522
 
 Mumbles: @Hyphae No, but I do take issue with the sloppy edits.
 wolfpk: I would pay that driver everything I had to pull up to every church in town (making sure sign is visible and seen by those inside) and leave a box on the doorstep. The box bing empty might make the joke better.
 Hyphae: Ok, so no one cares that whoever took this picture is riding down the highway in a shopping cart?
 FabricMan: Follow me to the Penis Museum!
 Scoo: If this van's a rockin', please come a knockin'
 Yam: Dont worry, it comes in a very discrete package!
Image 237225   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
516
 
 ping: Velcro has its uses.
 Christina: Rotate right.
Image 237224   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
2109
 
 ping: @mexican SAD button here: #84186 @Annoying Vegan MEGARAD button is here: #237612
 Ulillillia: @mexican Also Fad buttons for the stuff like "change my mind"
 mexican: @Annoying Vegan We still need Sad and Mad buttons as well
 Annoying Vegan : We really need a MEGARAD button.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: haHA! i just radded this twice. i think.
 Catcat: Well fuck me, that's fantastic!
 Dr Awkward: Strong work.
 Scoo: @a robot @ping Purple's a fruit
 Prostata: That's some great work right there! YUM!
 ping: @a robot Purple.
 a robot: What flavor is Mascot, anyway?
 ping: Om nom nom.
 fanny: is Mascot gluten free? Made with free range eggs? Nut free? (I don't care, Mascot is delicious!)
 Peter Pantsless: And where does Cake live? In a cup, natch
Image 237223   03-13-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
628
 
 nathan: Attention-seeker.
 Yam: We need more of this.
 Peter Pantsless: You got it buddy
Image 237222   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
255
 
 jochenau: I saw a couple of these in Japan. One was rusted through pretty badly and is probably more likely to kill you than whatever you're trying to escape from...
 theaquaman: Group Home Clinic
 Ulillillia: Fire, wheee!
Image 237221   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
540
 
 Amy Housewine: It's the Spife of Lice.
 mexican: @Derp Herpigan Forget the L, where the fuck do you get a Y out of that mess?
 Shay: You call that a spife? THIS is a spife.
 Phum Munts: I will spoon you fork knife
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Where does the D come from?(Not that kind of D...)
 Robespierre: When Venn Diagrams Go Bad, hosted by Sheriff Jon Bunnell...
 Peter Pantsless: I see you've splayd "knifey-spoony" before
 Derp Herpigan: @Derp Herpigan shouldn't it be a knoork? Sporfe? Fifen?
 Derp Herpigan: Where does the L come from?
Image 237220   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
645
 
 carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 twenty4: @fanny I assure you I really needn't
 fanny: @Robespierre why not both!
 Robespierre: @fanny Links, or patties?
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny haha gross
 fanny: you should see his sausage underwear!
 Robespierre: Dressed For Excess
 barfolomew: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Image 237219   03-13-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
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 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Hyphae: Where is the version with the same main title, but says "An Absolutely Serious Coloring Book" for a subtitle?
 Dr Awkward: "Mommy Cries because you drink" is a little more dark.
 Side Boob: What about the Xanax, mommy?
Image 237218   03-13-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
648
 
 Sadpygmy: I hope that's a girl horse
 Mr. Shine: You're doing it wrong!
 funy speling: That's a lol generator
 sparename: Slingback riding
 Annoying Vegan : Is your girlfriend into bondage?
 El hefe: Reverse Catherine the Great
Image 237217   03-13-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
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