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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

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Image 237207 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. You have brought shame on us, Vanna.
Score:
219
 
 barfolomew: Nice! I'm bringing my phone to the strip club!
 Ulillillia: Subtle shade of peach, well, it's a start
 DrNinjaman: Better take this to the casino!
Image 237206   03-13-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
523
 
 bug: Look, Bambi... I know you've got a sad story and all, but you've been sofa surfing for years now. It's time you find a real job and move out man.
 funny in the wall: looks like it farted
 itskando: @illBilliam On the carpet? Do you want ticks? Because This is how we get ticks!
 illBilliam: Sure real cute, too bad it's loaded with parasites.
 Yurishiro: Oh deer.
Image 237205   03-13-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
326
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @ping and briefly
 Shay: He was always fine with anything.
 trelyate: Heat Miser's college years
 ping: @Dresdenkeogh ...on fire.
 Peter Pantsless: Careful what you say; he's a hot head
 El hefe: My jack-o-lantern this year
 Christina: Take advantage of your friend's demonic possession by warming yourself.
 cenecia: Sit down. Be Humble.
 Dresdenkeogh: He died as he lived
 charlemagne: always got to get dave the devil down the park on cold nights
Image 237204   03-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
565
 
 trelyate: the best kind of correct!
 funny in the wall: you're better off dating an incarcerated felon than a guy who brags about living in a gated community.
 Teechur: He didn't mention that he hangs around in bars all night.
Image 237203   03-13-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
752
 
 Yurishiro: I was capybara before it was cool, yes.
 Christina: *urge to boop intensifies*
 Peach: She Met Him on the Internet... He said He Lived in a Gate Community
Image 237202   03-13-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
634
 
 Science: Might as well be a one-party system - The Rich.
 DrinkMixMan: @jochenau @hajjpodge I'm probably what you would call a social democrat myself so I understand. But while I don't think the Democrats are any kind of paragon of virtue, I find this kind of a false equivocation that's not very useful
 hajjpodge: @DrinkMixMan Its a matter of education. Informing people of the alternatives and getting them involved in the political process. We can and must do better than capitalism. Neither of these parties are going to be the vehicles of true transformation so we need to create and advocate for an alternative. I'm a socialist and member of DSA, so that's what I do when I'm not posting.
 jochenau: @DrinkMixMan For me it's not apathy so much as a feeling of disenfranchisement from there being no viable parties/candidates representing anything close to my values and interests.
 DrinkMixMan: So where do repealing net neutrality and robbing social programs blind fall on this diagram?
 Robespierre: What we needed was a Fen Diagram of The Swamp
 ping: Thank you label that reminds me how Venn diagrams work.
 isosceleswaffle: Sad tag desperately needed.
 itskando: @Sadbot We were all like "Russia, you gonna just let the UK accuse you like that - say somethin!" They thought for a moment. They didn't have the nerve.
 Christina: @DrinkMixMan We are supposed to get into debates here, and you seem to be right.
 DrinkMixMan: I know we're not supposed to get into debates here, but isn't this the sort of overly simplistic apathy that caused so many people to sit out the last election?
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall when I say "left" I mean the left side of the diagram, not the real left.
 funny in the wall: don't forget institutionalized racism in the middle and some token identity politics on the left
 Christina: Is the Communist party still outlawed in US?
 Sadbot: This must be outdated, I thought Republicans loved Russia now
 Ulillillia: Better get your bathroom breeding more Bolsheviks
 Yam: Yeah pretty much.
Image 237201   03-13-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
708
 
 ping: Kitteh is into yoga.
 Christina: Kitteh is interested in American politics.
 Scoo: Kitteh is intrigued by your interesting brand of crazy
Image 237200   03-13-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
268
 
 Christina: I like my bread soft as a cushion but that is ridiculous.
 barfolomew: Blizzard day in Boston
Image 237199   03-13-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
787
 
 minimum max: @sparename ummmmmm
 Peter Pantsless: Better than giving hallucinogens to alligators, I suppose
 Side Boob: :catdrugs:
 wolfpk: That is one high kitty
 sparename: You could've prevented this by spraying the table with WD-40..
 ignatz: Aaaahhh, thas good nip man..
Image 237198   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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