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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Image 237207 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. Your image was bad, Vanna.
Score:
219
 
 barfolomew: Nice! I'm bringing my phone to the strip club!
 Ulillillia: Subtle shade of peach, well, it's a start
 DrNinjaman: Better take this to the casino!
Image 237206   03-13-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
551
 
 bug: Look, Bambi... I know you've got a sad story and all, but you've been sofa surfing for years now. It's time you find a real job and move out man.
 funny in the wall: looks like it farted
 itskando: @illBilliam On the carpet? Do you want ticks? Because This is how we get ticks!
 illBilliam: Sure real cute, too bad it's loaded with parasites.
 Life Whacker: Oh deer.
Image 237205   03-13-18   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
326
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @ping and briefly
 Shay: He was always fine with anything.
 trelyate: Heat Miser's college years
 ping: @Dresdenkeogh ...on fire.
 Peter Pantsless: Careful what you say; he's a hot head
 El hefe: My jack-o-lantern this year
 Christina: Take advantage of your friend's demonic possession by warming yourself.
 cenecia: Sit down. Be Humble.
 Dresdenkeogh: He died as he lived
 charlemagne: always got to get dave the devil down the park on cold nights
Image 237204   03-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
590
 
 trelyate: the best kind of correct!
 funny in the wall: you're better off dating an incarcerated felon than a guy who brags about living in a gated community.
 Teechur: He didn't mention that he hangs around in bars all night.
Image 237203   03-13-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
752
 
 99.9 Percent: I was capybara before it was cool, yes.
 Christina: *urge to boop intensifies*
 Peach: She Met Him on the Internet... He said He Lived in a Gate Community
Image 237202   03-13-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
684
 
 Science: Might as well be a one-party system - The Rich.
 DrinkMixMan: @jochenau @hajjpodge I'm probably what you would call a social democrat myself so I understand. But while I don't think the Democrats are any kind of paragon of virtue, I find this kind of a false equivocation that's not very useful
 hajjpodge: @DrinkMixMan Its a matter of education. Informing people of the alternatives and getting them involved in the political process. We can and must do better than capitalism. Neither of these parties are going to be the vehicles of true transformation so we need to create and advocate for an alternative. I'm a socialist and member of DSA, so that's what I do when I'm not posting.
 jochenau: @DrinkMixMan For me it's not apathy so much as a feeling of disenfranchisement from there being no viable parties/candidates representing anything close to my values and interests.
 DrinkMixMan: So where do repealing net neutrality and robbing social programs blind fall on this diagram?
 Robespierre: What we needed was a Fen Diagram of The Swamp
 ping: Thank you label that reminds me how Venn diagrams work.
 isosceleswaffle: Sad tag desperately needed.
 itskando: @Sadbot We were all like "Russia, you gonna just let the UK accuse you like that - say somethin!" They thought for a moment. They didn't have the nerve.
 Christina: @DrinkMixMan We are supposed to get into debates here, and you seem to be right.
 DrinkMixMan: I know we're not supposed to get into debates here, but isn't this the sort of overly simplistic apathy that caused so many people to sit out the last election?
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall when I say "left" I mean the left side of the diagram, not the real left.
 funny in the wall: don't forget institutionalized racism in the middle and some token identity politics on the left
 Christina: Is the Communist party still outlawed in US?
 Sadbot: This must be outdated, I thought Republicans loved Russia now
 Ulillillia: Better get your bathroom breeding more Bolsheviks
 Yam: Yeah pretty much.
Image 237201   03-13-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
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 ping: Kitteh is into yoga.
 Christina: Kitteh is interested in American politics.
 Scoo: Kitteh is intrigued by your interesting brand of crazy
Image 237200   03-13-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
268
 
 Christina: I like my bread soft as a cushion but that is ridiculous.
 barfolomew: Blizzard day in Boston
Image 237199   03-13-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
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 minimum max: @sparename ummmmmm
 Peter Pantsless: Better than giving hallucinogens to alligators, I suppose
 Side Boob: :catdrugs:
 wolfpk: That is one high kitty
 sparename: You could've prevented this by spraying the table with WD-40..
 magicmormon: Aaaahhh, thas good nip man..
Image 237198   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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