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272604  Passive: Dumbshit, just give him the black pencil

272644  KnowLifer: bite the belt that holds you

272608  Passive: A Snack On Titan?

272640  dangerkeith3000: I just went to this guy's website and a lot of his comic are really effed up. In a good way. No Harry Crumb of course, but this comic here isn't that representative of his work that I've seen.

272654  Jalamunch Totorito: Just give him your lunch! Have you no heart?!

272621  charlemagne: I've made a huge mistake

272635  charlemagne: they do this with puffer fish to get high

272638  charlemagne: siri open the front door. siri, please let me back in. siri I'm sorry, open the front door

272641  dangerkeith3000: Nice...

272643  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

272642  wolfpk: Those are some cool cats! At the very least, smart ones.

272621  Not A Bot: Why isn't he pissing on a Chevy logo or praying to a cross?

272636  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Holy double switcherino!

272638  Spazstatic: I use Voice Attack while playing some games, mainly the space game Elite: Dangerous, and have it's trigger phrase set to "computer" because Star Trek.

272640  Dr Awkward: Social commentary!

272432  Mr Bleak: It's a real thing - but bloody annoying from the reviews I looked at.

272616  Dr Awkward: Am I tripping balls, or is #272617 a GIF?

272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

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2. Mr Bleak
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5. Dr Awkward
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (849 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (845 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)


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 3. Mexico: 4941 points
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 3405 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 7. grizzly: 2682 points
 8. grimes: 1832 points
 9. Jennysaurus: 1805 points
10. youshall: 1784 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. westerner: 1714 points
13. kshoxx: 1621 points
14. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
15. crazyfingers: 1546 points
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Score:
764
 
 Christina: This pupper is nice.
 Prostata: sandy pupper
Image 237187   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
400
 
 dangerkeith3000: I'm lost in the sauce
 fanny: i seriously could taste sauce when i saw this.
 petepuma: Great, I just licked my monitor
 Ulillillia: It's not lacking any meat!
Image 237186   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
118
 
 Dick Inspector: Perse (look it up in Finnish...)
 Shay: *puts on sunglasses* OBEY
 Stumpwiz: Spent the afternoon trying to get the Java persistence API to work, so....
 Christina: Kerning.
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia :) that's what I was going to say. Jawohl.
 Ulillillia: Ja, Pers ist Ence.
Image 237185   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
46
 
 charlemagne: kubrick would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for his crippling kool aid addiction
Image 237184   03-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
309
 
 fanny: @Ulillillia + center justification, impossible to read
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Why you have cemetery lighting?
 Side Boob: Outlet strips with locking covers are like $20 on Amazon. Problem solved.
 Ulillillia: comic sans; didn't read
 Dr Awkward: [squints]
 DrNinjaman: It's easier to just leave a pile of wadded up kleenex on the surge bar.
Image 237183   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
618
 
 barfolomew: When you try on the XXL
 generic: Try the new Jeep Wrinkler
Image 237182   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
685
 
 Teechur: *yore
 tib gubb: idiocy on the internet? well i never
 Bumbo Lungys: your*
 Ulillillia: you're*
Image 237181   03-13-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
389
 
 SaltLick: Well-drawn and -lettered. Had a little trouble with the line: Ill go phone her what I think
 a robot: I think English was not this copy writer's first language. That third panel is especially head-scratching
 dangerkeith3000: Midol works for men, too!
 Whatever: Better living through drugs... provided they are supplied by a pharmacudical mega corporation more concerned about profits than people.
 Peach: Stop by the drug store for some reefer rollers and snap out of it!
 bubbles: Let's drink whiskey, smoke, and play poker with our wives.
 cenecia: Hate to break it to ya Lucille, but Bess didn't show up because she doesn't like you.
 tib gubb: they were simpler times
Image 237180   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
328
 
 Unstableton: what has 4 letters, sometimes 9 but never 5
 Ihminen: Reefer roller madness
 Ulillillia: We get it
Image 237179   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
640
 
 carpwoman: Hug it out, bros.
 silver: My freedom is more free than your freedom. Oh yeah?
 Whatever: I swear Larry, the mouse was this big!
 anonimos: "You can't fly in snow!" "The hell I can't!!"
 Not A Bot: We don need no wata let tha mutha fucka burn!
 Sandor: Got your beak!
 Ihminen: never has a slapfight looked so cool
Image 237178   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
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