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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
764
 
 Christina: This pupper is nice.
 Prostata: sandy pupper
Image 237187   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
400
 
 dangerkeith3000: I'm lost in the sauce
 fanny: i seriously could taste sauce when i saw this.
 petepuma: Great, I just licked my monitor
 Ulillillia: It's not lacking any meat!
Image 237186   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
118
 
 Dick Inspector: Perse (look it up in Finnish...)
 Shay: *puts on sunglasses* OBEY
 Stumpwiz: Spent the afternoon trying to get the Java persistence API to work, so....
 Christina: Kerning.
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia :) that's what I was going to say. Jawohl.
 Ulillillia: Ja, Pers ist Ence.
Image 237185   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
46
 
 charlemagne: kubrick would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for his crippling kool aid addiction
Image 237184   03-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
309
 
 fanny: @Ulillillia + center justification, impossible to read
 Yurishiro: Why you have cemetery lighting?
 Side Boob: Outlet strips with locking covers are like $20 on Amazon. Problem solved.
 Ulillillia: comic sans; didn't read
 Dr Awkward: [squints]
 DrNinjaman: It's easier to just leave a pile of wadded up kleenex on the surge bar.
Image 237183   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
618
 
 barfolomew: When you try on the XXL
 Yurishiro: Try the new Jeep Wrinkler
Image 237182   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
685
 
 Teechur: *yore
 tib gubb: idiocy on the internet? well i never
 Yurishiro: your*
 Ulillillia: you're*
Image 237181   03-13-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
389
 
 Felicity: Well-drawn and -lettered. Had a little trouble with the line: Ill go phone her what I think
 a robot: I think English was not this copy writer's first language. That third panel is especially head-scratching
 dangerkeith3000: Midol works for men, too!
 Whatever: Better living through drugs... provided they are supplied by a pharmacudical mega corporation more concerned about profits than people.
 Peach: Stop by the drug store for some reefer rollers and snap out of it!
 antipatterns: Let's drink whiskey, smoke, and play poker with our wives.
 cenecia: Hate to break it to ya Lucille, but Bess didn't show up because she doesn't like you.
 tib gubb: they were simpler times
Image 237180   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
328
 
 Yurishiro: what has 4 letters, sometimes 9 but never 5
 Ihminen: Reefer roller madness
 Ulillillia: We get it
Image 237179   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
640
 
 carpwoman: Hug it out, bros.
 silver: My freedom is more free than your freedom. Oh yeah?
 Whatever: I swear Larry, the mouse was this big!
 Yurishiro: "You can't fly in snow!" "The hell I can't!!"
 Not A Bot: We don need no wata let tha mutha fucka burn!
 Sandor: Got your beak!
 Ihminen: never has a slapfight looked so cool
Image 237178   03-13-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
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