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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
488
 
 Hyphae: @Mr Bleak I thought this was a joke story, so I thought maybe that was a point in favor of it being Fox.
 Mr Bleak: @Hyphae an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story.
 Prostata: @Hyphae well... yes of course.
 Hyphae: @Prostata an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story that could possibly imply the absurdity of using religious defense to deny other citizens their rights
 Dr Awkward: And then Kim Davis became a cultural hero to homophobes across the land. The end.
 Beef Supreme: You can't type fail?
 Beef Supreme: I really think that the Amish just tolerate our civilization, because they know any system predicated upon infinite exponential growth is destined to not good my friend.
 Prostata: @Yurishiro that's how you know it's not real. Fox news would never use a word that complex.
 sparename: This woman was refused a driving licence when all she wanted was a Bargain Bucket
 Uncle Larry: I had to look for what 'flummoxed' means. It's bewildered or perplexed.
Image 237013   03-12-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
239
 
 DrinkMixMan: nailed it
 petepuma: You know what this needs? More nails.
 Robespierre: But ... is it level?
 Pickle Dick: 8 seconds later tv falls down and destroys babby. Family: "WHY EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO US GOD"
 Prostata: Perfeshunil Installation
Image 237012   03-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
330
 
 DrinkMixMan: There's nothing in the rule book saying a dog can't be a rad picture!
 Dr. Bathroom: Saw this movie in theaters when I was 6. I cried.
 Donut: The movie that necessitated the creation of direct-to-video movies.
 Jonananathan: Look at all those fancy people with dogs with shoes.
 Ulillillia: Air Bud
Image 237011   03-12-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
840
 
 Not A Bot: ScornHub
 petepuma: That's a lovely view of the New Jersey Turnpike
 Robespierre: Indoor cats, indoors.
 Mr. Shine: Unless your party is this lit, don't even invite me.
 Christina: Tow cats.
Image 237010   03-12-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
187
 
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Image 237009   03-12-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
747
 
 petepuma: Does anyone know where the nail polish remover is?
 addend: "PURR... PURR... If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
Image 237008   03-12-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
630
 
 Ulillillia: @seahawks why not?
 seahawks: @Ulillillia why?
 SaltLick: @Beef Supreme that's what she said
 Beef Supreme: "I can operate the levers of your machine without stopping to question the futility of doing so."
 westerner: "I shall describe myself...through interpretative dance!" *starts dancing/is sent home immediately*
 Ulillillia: @charlemagne I don't mind
 tib gubb: "I can follow simple directions." "Welcome aboard."
 charlemagne: I once told the interviewer I liked long walks on the beach and the colour purple for this same question. still got the job, mind
Image 237007   03-12-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
622
 
 petepuma: THOR'S MIGHTY BOSCH
 Robespierre: Durable goods
 Mr. Lizard: This engine block heats up big time
 a robot: The sign said "open range" but you didn't pay attention!
 MikeWhiskey: BEWARE! FALLING MAJOR APPLIANCES AHEAD
Image 237006   03-12-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
403
 
 Not A Bot: Also breaking a rotator cuff
 dangerkeith3000: Make sure not to confuse the poop medicines.
 petepuma: The glasses one should be written larger.
 addend: Swallowed a razor? No worries - It's just like having a runny nose.
 iamthewalrus: Why you have a list of all my dancing names?!
 charlemagne: why are they all full of bleach tablets and unsigned wills
 barfolomew: First aid closet at JPL.
 Kaviri: I would like to smoke some cannabis.
 fumbduck: All of the above.
 westerner: I done my back in?
Image 237005   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
372
 
 DrinkMixMan: You're right. *Lights flaming bag of poop.*
 dangerkeith3000: Yes but is 'read' in the present or past tense? I would first assume past tense, but I am still reading it after I read the word 'read' by reading the 2nd sentence which is also on the doormat.
 Christina: No more social interaction.
 addend: (Wipes shoes. Moves on.)
Image 237004   03-12-18   Uploaded by    fatman
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