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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
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Score:
488
 
 Hyphae: @Mr Bleak I thought this was a joke story, so I thought maybe that was a point in favor of it being Fox.
 Mr Bleak: @Hyphae an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story.
 Prostata: @Hyphae well... yes of course.
 Hyphae: @Prostata an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story that could possibly imply the absurdity of using religious defense to deny other citizens their rights
 Dr Awkward: And then Kim Davis became a cultural hero to homophobes across the land. The end.
 Beef Supreme: You can't type fail?
 Beef Supreme: I really think that the Amish just tolerate our civilization, because they know any system predicated upon infinite exponential growth is destined to not good my friend.
 Prostata: @Yurishiro that's how you know it's not real. Fox news would never use a word that complex.
 sparename: This woman was refused a driving licence when all she wanted was a Bargain Bucket
 Uncle Larry: I had to look for what 'flummoxed' means. It's bewildered or perplexed.
Image 237013   03-12-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
239
 
 DrinkMixMan: nailed it
 petepuma: You know what this needs? More nails.
 Robespierre: But ... is it level?
 Pickle Dick: 8 seconds later tv falls down and destroys babby. Family: "WHY EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO US GOD"
 Prostata: Perfeshunil Installation
Image 237012   03-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
330
 
 DrinkMixMan: There's nothing in the rule book saying a dog can't be a rad picture!
 Dr. Bathroom: Saw this movie in theaters when I was 6. I cried.
 Donut: The movie that necessitated the creation of direct-to-video movies.
 Jonananathan: Look at all those fancy people with dogs with shoes.
 Ulillillia: Air Bud
Image 237011   03-12-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
840
 
 Not A Bot: ScornHub
 petepuma: That's a lovely view of the New Jersey Turnpike
 Robespierre: Indoor cats, indoors.
 Mr. Shine: Unless your party is this lit, don't even invite me.
 Christina: Tow cats.
Image 237010   03-12-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
187
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 237009   03-12-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
747
 
 petepuma: Does anyone know where the nail polish remover is?
 addend: "PURR... PURR... If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
Image 237008   03-12-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
630
 
 Ulillillia: @seahawks why not?
 seahawks: @Ulillillia why?
 SaltLick: @Beef Supreme that's what she said
 Beef Supreme: "I can operate the levers of your machine without stopping to question the futility of doing so."
 westerner: "I shall describe myself...through interpretative dance!" *starts dancing/is sent home immediately*
 Ulillillia: @charlemagne I don't mind
 tib gubb: "I can follow simple directions." "Welcome aboard."
 charlemagne: I once told the interviewer I liked long walks on the beach and the colour purple for this same question. still got the job, mind
Image 237007   03-12-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
622
 
 petepuma: THOR'S MIGHTY BOSCH
 Robespierre: Durable goods
 Mr. Lizard: This engine block heats up big time
 a robot: The sign said "open range" but you didn't pay attention!
 MikeWhiskey: BEWARE! FALLING MAJOR APPLIANCES AHEAD
Image 237006   03-12-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
403
 
 Not A Bot: Also breaking a rotator cuff
 dangerkeith3000: Make sure not to confuse the poop medicines.
 petepuma: The glasses one should be written larger.
 addend: Swallowed a razor? No worries - It's just like having a runny nose.
 iamthewalrus: Why you have a list of all my dancing names?!
 charlemagne: why are they all full of bleach tablets and unsigned wills
 barfolomew: First aid closet at JPL.
 Kaviri: I would like to smoke some cannabis.
 fumbduck: All of the above.
 westerner: I done my back in?
Image 237005   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
372
 
 DrinkMixMan: You're right. *Lights flaming bag of poop.*
 dangerkeith3000: Yes but is 'read' in the present or past tense? I would first assume past tense, but I am still reading it after I read the word 'read' by reading the 2nd sentence which is also on the doormat.
 Christina: No more social interaction.
 addend: (Wipes shoes. Moves on.)
Image 237004   03-12-18   Uploaded by    fatman
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