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272379  Mr. Butt: That pole doesn't have a reel. There's no reason she should be casting three feet of line over her head.

272379  Dr Awkward: bASS Fishing?

272361  Not A Bot: Damn, son.

272376  Mr. Butt: C is the best choice. I'd settle for A or D. B is incorrect.

272367  Nope: Now we just wait for the gaurd, you distract him and I'll rip out his leg artery.

272369  Nope: White shirt, black (mostly) cat, that man is a rebel!

272379  Nope: Thats not safe at all, they should be wearing shoes!

272382  Nope: Ugh *swipes right on someones face* wtf, why are you still here.

272369  Knice: The bicep flex is extremely necessary in case that cat suddenly gains 40#.

272373  Nope: I can respect that

272375  Nope: I have a friend who is also the devil

272372  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.

272369  Dr Awkward: Puss Magnet

272372  Dr Awkward: You can't tow an all-wheel drive vehicle like that! If it wasn't already, that white Outback is fucked, now.

272375  Dr Awkward: This graph is my jam.

201031  Dr Awkward: @fanny Well my name was changed to Taint Juice on this post, so I very well may have!

272375  thecraftywolf: things people say when i write with my center hand: 90% ew in public? 10% *think its impressive*

272372  dingding: He's *always* doin me an annoy.

272372  Minnesotan: outback out back of an outback out back of a outback

201031  fanny: @Dr Awkward that is odd. did you make ol' Nance angry? ;)

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272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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Score:
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 Hyphae: @Mr Bleak I thought this was a joke story, so I thought maybe that was a point in favor of it being Fox.
 Mr Bleak: @Hyphae an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story.
 Prostata: @Hyphae well... yes of course.
 Hyphae: @Prostata an even bigger red flag would be Fox reporting on any story that could possibly imply the absurdity of using religious defense to deny other citizens their rights
 Dr Awkward: And then Kim Davis became a cultural hero to homophobes across the land. The end.
 Beef Supreme: You can't type fail?
 Beef Supreme: I really think that the Amish just tolerate our civilization, because they know any system predicated upon infinite exponential growth is destined to not good my friend.
 Prostata: @Yurishiro that's how you know it's not real. Fox news would never use a word that complex.
 sparename: This woman was refused a driving licence when all she wanted was a Bargain Bucket
 Uncle Larry: I had to look for what 'flummoxed' means. It's bewildered or perplexed.
Image 237013   03-12-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
239
 
 DrinkMixMan: nailed it
 petepuma: You know what this needs? More nails.
 Robespierre: But ... is it level?
 Pickle Dick: 8 seconds later tv falls down and destroys babby. Family: "WHY EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO US GOD"
 Prostata: Perfeshunil Installation
Image 237012   03-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
330
 
 DrinkMixMan: There's nothing in the rule book saying a dog can't be a rad picture!
 Dr. Bathroom: Saw this movie in theaters when I was 6. I cried.
 Donut: The movie that necessitated the creation of direct-to-video movies.
 Jonananathan: Look at all those fancy people with dogs with shoes.
 Ulillillia: Air Bud
Image 237011   03-12-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
840
 
 Not A Bot: ScornHub
 petepuma: That's a lovely view of the New Jersey Turnpike
 Robespierre: Indoor cats, indoors.
 Mr. Shine: Unless your party is this lit, don't even invite me.
 Christina: Tow cats.
Image 237010   03-12-18   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
187
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 237009   03-12-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
747
 
 petepuma: Does anyone know where the nail polish remover is?
 addend: "PURR... PURR... If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
Image 237008   03-12-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
630
 
 Ulillillia: @seahawks why not?
 seahawks: @Ulillillia why?
 SaltLick: @Beef Supreme that's what she said
 Beef Supreme: "I can operate the levers of your machine without stopping to question the futility of doing so."
 westerner: "I shall describe myself...through interpretative dance!" *starts dancing/is sent home immediately*
 Ulillillia: @charlemagne I don't mind
 tib gubb: "I can follow simple directions." "Welcome aboard."
 charlemagne: I once told the interviewer I liked long walks on the beach and the colour purple for this same question. still got the job, mind
Image 237007   03-12-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
622
 
 petepuma: THOR'S MIGHTY BOSCH
 Robespierre: Durable goods
 Mr. Lizard: This engine block heats up big time
 a robot: The sign said "open range" but you didn't pay attention!
 MikeWhiskey: BEWARE! FALLING MAJOR APPLIANCES AHEAD
Image 237006   03-12-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
403
 
 Not A Bot: Also breaking a rotator cuff
 dangerkeith3000: Make sure not to confuse the poop medicines.
 petepuma: The glasses one should be written larger.
 addend: Swallowed a razor? No worries - It's just like having a runny nose.
 iamthewalrus: Why you have a list of all my dancing names?!
 charlemagne: why are they all full of bleach tablets and unsigned wills
 barfolomew: First aid closet at JPL.
 Kaviri: I would like to smoke some cannabis.
 fumbduck: All of the above.
 westerner: I done my back in?
Image 237005   03-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
372
 
 DrinkMixMan: You're right. *Lights flaming bag of poop.*
 dangerkeith3000: Yes but is 'read' in the present or past tense? I would first assume past tense, but I am still reading it after I read the word 'read' by reading the 2nd sentence which is also on the doormat.
 Christina: No more social interaction.
 addend: (Wipes shoes. Moves on.)
Image 237004   03-12-18   Uploaded by    fatman
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