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268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

268110  FormerLurker: Thismakesmefeelfunny

267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. Dr Awkward
8. wolfpk
9. WTF
10. Felicity



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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Nope uploaded 267631 (1014 points)
toad uploaded 267692 (912 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (902 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (777 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 4802 points
 2. MrBoffo: 4357 points
 3. fanny: 4232 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3513 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Image 236935 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BabyVaccine. We'll pray for you, BabyVaccine.
Score:
332
 
 Mr Bleak: Where are the tins of Netflix?
 XLY: maybe we should chill at my place
 kazzy94: Alriiiiight...
 Dr Awkward: Word.
 Ulillillia: Aight
 barfolomew: Same, dude, same.
Image 236934   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
654
 
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre [checks underwear label] hey, that's the underwear I'm wearing right now... GET OUT OF MY HEAD (/pants)
 Robespierre: It's time to try MeUndies, boopers
 mexican: Huh. Pig eyes are awful beady at that age. Still less freaky than goat eyes I guess.
Image 236933   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
1012
 
 petepuma: I laugh every time at this same joke
 morakdais: Just DrewToothpaste things
 Ulillillia: That guy's pretty funny, he should get an account here
 WTF: The Donkey farm it's next door!
 redrex: GET A JOB
 Robespierre: Drew's at it again. Try ropin' 'im, Moonmoon!
Image 236932   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
357
 
 Spazstatic: @wolfpk High Plains desert?
 wolfpk: Try gusts of 52 mph, low humidity, and virtually no rain for two months. That was what it was three days ago where I live!
Image 236931   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
238
 
 Spazstatic: @VeeKay I'm not entirely sure what you're saying, but I love it.
 gumble: @TurkeyVulture I thought that was you!
 Dr Awkward: Daryl looks terrible for 65. He looks like a Dedman.
 TurkeyVulture: For the record, propped ettiquite requires cutting your 4 feetfrom the center of your neighbor's garden hose, not the end.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Thanks for that bs spaceship
 VeeKay: Sales of spaghetti jars, switcherino gauze, hot glue guns and air line projected to sky rocket. Investment opportunity abound say local whipped cream guys.
 crunchymush: The local vicar here was wondering why the church (which is behind the Woolworths carpark) garden hose was getting progressively shorter over time.
Image 236930   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
224
 
 LKoroton: M'Nero
 VeeKay: M'lady
 Baby Jesus: "Uuh sir? Your beard is falling off..." "Nevermind that! Just keep sculpting!"
 smusher: It is Dies Mercurii, my dudes
 Shay: St. Fedora: Patron saint of neckbeards
 dobbiesdoogs: i didn't know they had internet forums back then
Image 236929   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
290
 
 savvoy: Go ahead, jump. It's over there. Trust me.
 LKoroton: My visit to the Canyon, ruined
 Robespierre: The Void, illustrated
Image 236928   03-11-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
420
 
 Not A Bot: Everyone is missing the point of the image that being gay or having a gay friend makes you infallible.
 Not A Bot: el chupacabra on his way to a seminar
 DrNinjaman: Go for the balls
 Shay: Unless your name is Eddy Gordo, kiss your ass goodybe kid.
 VeeKay: Throw yourself on the floor and pray the bear has heard of the 5 second rule.
Image 236927   03-11-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
198
 
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau If Amazon don't have a Dash Button for it yet, then they will, they will...
 jochenau: A button that results in freshly-baked bread? Sign me up!
Image 236926   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
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