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273555  Peter Pantsless: @FormerLurker *drawing of Calvin peeing on a ford logo*

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless I know, its a gt40. It was Found On Roadside, Dead, though, right?

273566  a robot: Much better than any possible alternative

273575  myrealname: Because he can afford

273563  Incubi: "Listen here, you Shatner-lookin' MF'er..."

273555  Not A Bot: I had a nightmare once that wasps were living in my arm so thanks for making that come true.

273555  Peter Pantsless: @FormerLurker maybe not this one. It and its predecessor are homages to a late 60s endurance racer designed specifically to beat the crap out of Ferrari, which it did. Also it's pretty, so there :P

273555  scribbs: I have been for years

273542  Knice: "Rejected" -Asshole Wild Bear HR Guy

273548  Knice: Dammit, Bobie

273553  Knice: I'm picturing some next-level Tetris moves if he's gotta shit.

273558  Knice: First one of these that made me laugh.

273560  FormerLurker: Just a few more bads and well be done with this one...

273441  Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273551  Nothing: Way ahead of you

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless so its Fucked On Race Day?

273566  Peter Pantsless: Also regular heaven

273558  daisy picker: What are numbers? We just don't know.

273556  WTF: Almost Scroatia

273497  Korrok: Probably.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

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 wolfpk: Now, you wouldn't know how your roommates radio "fell off" would you?
 Scoo: Classic Edna
 Johnnydunebuggy: If only I could give this 1 billion RADS! ...
 DrNinjaman: God, bless you for breaking that bitch's radio. Also, could you give my ungrateful son's children autism? Sincerely, Edna.
 FabricMan: If you added up the ages of every resident of this "county home", it would still be younger than this old chestnut
 HairyNips: Bwaaaaaaahhhh! Tearing up a little then a massive twist. Love it.
Image 236864   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
 Ulillillia: Bruce Willis Memorial Statue
Image 236863   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Amy Housewine: "I need your stylish Italian boots, stylish Italian clothes, and your Lambretta."
 Johnnydunebuggy: , baby.
 WTF: "Well, time to stuff the manicotti one last time."
 DrNinjaman: Fill up on full auto!
Image 236862   03-11-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 guccigucci: No one's gay for Mole Man.
 Shay: Hans Molemew presents: Man Getting Hit by a Pokeball in the Groin
 Robespierre: Damndest lookin mole I ever done seen, tell yew hwut
Image 236861   03-11-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
 gumble: @Whatever & spend a fun day spent quantity surveying
 Whatever: And the lesson is, choose wisely- stick with Ethel the Aardvark instead of the Necronomicon
 DrNinjaman: Klatu, Verata, Ni... was definitely an "n-word"
 Johnnydunebuggy: Moral of the story: don't read books.
 Amy Housewine: Perry Bible Fellowship with the name scratched off?
Image 236860   03-11-18   Uploaded by    gumble
 carpwoman: @WTF Not necessarily. I fell on the ice the other day and peed myself a little. It happens.
 Warrax: Shit.
 WTF: Animals' sphincters release when they die.
Image 236859   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 Science: This is going to end up with that reindeer having a child's head stuck in its antlers...
 Whatever: How cute, you two kids are wearing the pelt of my great auntie Pickle who went missing... WAIT A MINUTE!
 barfolomew: Terrifying kids in order to get a cute picture: a long and storied tradition.
 Amy Housewine: Scared, scared, nonplussed.
 Robespierre: Snow, not rein
Image 236858   03-11-18   Uploaded by    homeless
 wolfpk: Not bad, just make sure no one is behind you next time.
 Whatever: Dont worry, those kids will be watching Spongebob during your funeral man...
 Robespierre: Smoove moove, Ex-Lax Man
Image 236857   03-11-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
 Wort Mumpus: Goodbye cruel world. Squaaak!
 DrNinjaman: This'll show that skank in the mirror. Won't let me listen to her fucking radio? I'll show her.
Image 236856   03-11-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Sure. But I would suggest Fiesta Red.
 carpwoman: @Robespierre - Any color?
 karmakat: finally here?
 Robespierre: "Howdy, I'm the reincarnation of Earl Scheib. I'll paint this chair base for $49.95 - no ups, no extras"
Image 236855   03-11-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
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