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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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Score:
340
 
 Jesse P: And after this gig he worked for Primus.
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 KC & the SuckKnob Band
 dangerkeith3000: Their fault for having a button for 'suck'. Who does that?
 Prostata: never piss off the sound guy
 a robot: I'm glad you were able to post a photo on the internet of this old Far Side comic someone cut out and taped to a wall.
 Micro Jackson: It goes to 11
Image 236541   03-09-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
543
 
 Yurishiro: we love our @Teechur because...
 Felicity: Teachers of North Korea
 Zarathustra: Just grab them by the teacher.
 savvoy: Tell me the secret of forcing someone to love you, all the other things I've tried haven't worked
 Donut: Love, Redacted.
 dangerkeith3000: If they try to touch your naughty place, shout for help.
 Micro Jackson: Get help
Image 236540   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
221
 
 Felicity: The only thing in a Cosby sweater scarier than Bill Cosby
 Dr Awkward: Gee Bert, I'm trippin' ballz.
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 toxic avenger goes to belair
 dangerkeith3000: This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
 Robespierre: Bet it smells like the '90s in there
Image 236539   03-09-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
766
 
 dangerkeith3000: AGREED.
 Micro Jackson: IOW The best nap is a dirt nap
 DrNinjaman: Mattress Planet suggests suicide is the answer.
 Robespierre: Nap knows no boundaries
Image 236538   03-09-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
470
 
 VeeKay: When you kill High Confessor Tektus and replace him with a peaceful High Confessor Tektus.
 Astanapan: @wolfpk I completely agree, assassinations are only meaningful if the target cannot be easily replaced. At least we can imagine that all the fuhrers who were good at war were assassinated by time travellers until the position was filled by the guy who fought everyone everywhere at the same time until he ran his country out of men and then blamed his staff for being unable to win without any soldiers.
 wolfpk: @Peter Pantsless Go back in time and change the environment so he, or someone like him, can't rise to power. I will bet he would end up having no influence on history at all then. A.K.A. you can do whatever you want to him and it won't matter in the grand scheme of things.
 Peter Pantsless: @wolfpk But you can't deny that it would be fun to at least go back and punch Hitler in the face. Besides, the fact that he still exists in this timeline implies that his bodyguards were really good at stopping time travelers
 wolfpk: @Beef Supreme Well people say that, but don't think of the bigger picture. As bad as Hitler was, it could have been worse. An argument can be made that it was the environment (political, social, etc) that allowed Hitler to gain power. Even if Hitler never existed, in that environment, another person just like him or worse is bound to rise. So the whole "going back in time and erasing Hitler" really is flawed thinking. To "erase Hitler" you much change the environment that allowed him to rise.
 wolfpk: Real answer #236221
 Beef Supreme: What a waste of time travel. I would rather spay and neuter Hitler's grandparents.
 VoR: Depending on the type of time travel you subscribe too.
 jochenau: I don't know that saying "don't beat your wife" to a 12-year-old is going to be all that effective...unless it's the 12-year-old's 30-year-old future self saying it.
 Robespierre: Fibre. Now.
 Mr. Shine: *break his limbs, educate her about abuse
Image 236537   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
596
 
 LurkedMoar: He's not a conjurer of choco chips
 charlemagne: @FabricMan which one
 FabricMan: For a brief moment, I thought that was Kurt Vonnegut
 Donut: "You say cookies are just sometime food again, British man, and me forget you award-winning actor and punch you in award-winning balls. You no mess with cookies. Get me?"
 Micro Jackson: Cookie porn
 charlemagne: you're supposed to tell me when we're dressing up patrick, now I feel frightfully foolish
 Robespierre: Introducing the Silver Warrior collection ... from William Henry
Image 236536   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
707
 
 savvoy: Fortunately, flamingos don't like the taste of human flesh
 WTF: That's why they're called the King of the Jungle
Image 236535   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: @WTF Oh gawd. I camembert that joke.
 XLY: cheese always wins
 VeeKay: Try it on a room temperature brie, see where you end up then, loser.
 tib gubb: just a false sense of security, man. no hard cheese would fall for this.
 Warrax: This joke is cheesy.
 WTF: @ping I had Blue Cheese attack me once but it crumbled under the pressure.
 ping: By the time you read this message it may be too late. I thought I could keep the gouda safely contained in the fridge but the edam cut the power and now I'm hiding in a cupboard, covered in the dead remains of a wheel of stilton and wielding my trusty cheese-knife. They find you by smell, you know. As long as the wifi stays on there is hope...
Image 236534   03-09-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
359
 
 carpwoman: Marbled Orbweaver.
 VeeKay: Spider side eye.jpg
 ping: @ThoughtlessGentleman I like arachnid butts and I cannot lie...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: boooooottty!!
 Dresdenkeogh: I contain multitudes
 jochenau: We had an orb weaver one year that looked pretty similar to this. Their webs really are magnificent!
Image 236533   03-09-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
375
 
 eradicator: Hatch food pyramid
 VeeKay: Aparently, if you're not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate.
 Felicity: In 2018, Scott McCloud redesigned his art abstraction pyramid
 Kaviri: What is this, a food pyramid for earthworms?
 grizzly: Loam
 Micro Jackson: This post is soiled
 bug: Sandy clay loam confirmed.
 tib gubb: lots of good rapper names, here
 Robespierre: Revolution is in the air
 Warrax: I was at the Loam wedding, when Sandy married Clay. Beautiful ceremony.
 Dr Awkward: Where does Soylent green fall on this chart?
 barfolomew: This'll settle some bar bets.
 jochenau: You can't see it but exactly in the middle is a tiny dot labeled "sclioaymlt"
Image 236532   03-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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