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272621  Not A Bot: Why isn't he pissing on a Chevy logo or praying to a cross?

272636  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Holy double switcherino!

272638  Spazstatic: I use Voice Attack while playing some games, mainly the space game Elite: Dangerous, and have it's trigger phrase set to "computer" because Star Trek.

272640  Dr Awkward: Social commentary!

272432  Mr Bleak: It's a real thing - but bloody annoying from the reviews I looked at.

272616  Dr Awkward: Am I tripping balls, or is #272617 a GIF?

272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

272632  Prostata: is netfux advertising on the friendly spaceship now?

272617  UltraBeverly: Actually, all these images convince me that North Korea looks a lot like northern Ohio.

272434  Mr Bleak: Now, what did we say about feeding them after midnight?

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272639  Annoying Vegan : Poetry?! Oh, noetry!

272618  Annoying Vegan : This synchronized swimming team is aquaphobic.

272629  Dr Awkward: Classic not-Kevin.

272641  Spray Tan: he just wanted a little head

272600  lecj07: @hajjpodge Domo Arigato, fister roboto

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272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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Score:
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 Wumph Morms: Great fucking craic that night.
 Micro Jackson: Well, I've lost my appetite....
 Warrax: It would be impossible not to drop some rice in there.
 doindabs: what kinda bowl is that and that's a lot of rice
 Robespierre: I see no dick
 goldman sachs: Dining in the delightful company of @Mr. Butt
Image 236511   03-09-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
120
 
 Matricii: Is this still a thing? I thought the internet had the attention span of an ADHD goldfish
 Ulillillia: Tide Pod's what?
 Christina: #Stophashtagabuse
 mexican: @Teechur Triggered.
 Teechur: @mexican I alway's u'se apo'strophe's in front of all 's's ju'st to be 'sure. Ye's, it''s exce's'sive, but 'safety fir'st!
 mexican: Apostrophes do not denote plurals. I despise each and every one of you who uses them in that way.
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Waiting on a lawsuit
 tib gubb: WHY AREN'T THOSE ILLEGAL YET THINK OF THE CHILDREN
 Teechur: I was showing another teechur how to log in to the payroll site. "Open Chrome" "What's that?" "Click on the Tide Pod." "Oh, Ok." smh
 Shay: NO! NO! NO! I rather have the kids drink Tide than subject them to this horrible PSA: youtu.be/…
 Taters: Don't you puti tiny our mouth?
Image 236510   03-09-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
350
 
 veryblue: America, that is known as a switcherino light. Complex scary shit!
 Astanapan: In many countries traffic lights take precedence over traffic signs. You wouldn't be allowed to turn left if the lights weren't working.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions unclear: dick stuck in traffic
 Matricii: I'm gonna do it!! You can't stop me!!
 Demon Universe: Now Im stuck here forever.
Image 236509   03-09-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
636
 
 flushpuppy: an RN
 Kaviri: Trick, thank god you're here. This dude just got burned.
 BavidDowie: Sorry, just a Regular Nerd here.
 skillet: Thank god for the red circle or I'd be lost.
 tib gubb: he's not registered, but he volunteers every wednesday (don't tell anybody!)
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Well Frank's actually a Physicians Assistant, but close enough!
 kate2point0: "Yeah, I am ALSO a registered nurse what's wrong"
Image 236508   03-09-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
645
 
 Robespierre: @Bagels And doggo wants to smother you in saliva
 Bagels: I want to smother that doggo in hugs and pets
Image 236507   03-09-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
320
 
 PenguinBartender: Ladies, the line forms to the left.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mr. Butt @Prostata I also love that both of your usernames this have a certain gluteal theme. Just a fun correlation
 Dresdenkeogh: @Prostata @Mr. Butt I was playing just cause 3 last night, got pissed and yelled out the name of this meme, and it was like I had a 'Nam flashback of memes
 Matricii: Behold, the first attempt at a skinjob for the T-800 series Terminator... No wonder they settled on Arnold...
 Robespierre: True Grit
 Mr. Butt: Hello, old friend.
 Prostata: monglers gotta mongle
 Teechur: Switch to Sanka.
 Chest Rockwell: Calm the fuck down!
Image 236506   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
235
 
 god666: OB GYM
 Kaviri: Give (us) Your Money.
 Robespierre: Picking the McDs with the "best" Chicken McNuggets is really splitting hairs, don't'cha think?
 Matricii: Westside McDonalds Yo... we got the best Chicken Nuggets.
 Robespierre: Mancunian Macs, eh?
 Teechur: If that's what you want to call the play area....
 WTF: Bah bup bup bup bah... I'm pumpin' it.
Image 236505   03-09-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
577
 
 Matricii: @Yurishiro This reminds me of IRC... "AFK House is on fire... will be back later."
 shipotle: Well, that seemed to go well.
 Not A Bot: Gummy Bear Centipede - Chewy Sequence
 Mad Collager: (in Austrian accent) Fuck you, Icehole!
 Mad Collager: @Prostata The smell never bothered me, anyway.
 Teechur: *Lara's theme intensifies.*
 WTF: My wife would only see and complain about the toilet seat being left up.
 Prostata: @barfolomew let it go
 caesar: @barfolomew yeah, the joke was about how it looks like the water's flooding
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro eh, it's frozen, it's not going anywhere.
 ethernet: That seems like a good time to take a pic, I can't see more important things to do.
Image 236504   03-09-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
667
 
 Bro Bro: If rationalism understood culture, the Enlightenment would have worked. Unfortunately, it doesn't, and it won't.
 Robespierre: @Skaalar Dumbest trend? Bringing back institutionalized hate disguised as a social value
 Robespierre: Microcephalic
 Matricii: @Skaalar Dumb, yes. Dumbest, no. If this was the dumbest, I'd actually feel ok about the world.
 Skaalar: Seriously. This was the dumbest trend.
 Dr Awkward: https://tinyurl.com/yctyrk9l
 Not A Bot: 3 dolph truck.
Image 236503   03-09-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
710
 
 Eleftheros: @Uncle Phil what I should have said is humans are redundant and none of this matters
 Kaviri: If you're an RN, these two need your help ASAP
 Uncle Phil: @Eleftheros Each sperm is unique though
 Eleftheros: It's not terabytes when it's just million-fold redundancy.
 WTF: I don't think that's how it works.
 youshall: Ahhh the famous 'wow' signal!
Image 236502   03-09-18   Uploaded by    angry
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