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269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Score:
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 Matricii: Is this still a thing? I thought the internet had the attention span of an ADHD goldfish
 Ulillillia: Tide Pod's what?
 Christina: #Stophashtagabuse
 mexican: @Teechur Triggered.
 Teechur: @mexican I alway's u'se apo'strophe's in front of all 's's ju'st to be 'sure. Ye's, it''s exce's'sive, but 'safety fir'st!
 mexican: Apostrophes do not denote plurals. I despise each and every one of you who uses them in that way.
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Waiting on a lawsuit
 tib gubb: WHY AREN'T THOSE ILLEGAL YET THINK OF THE CHILDREN
 Teechur: I was showing another teechur how to log in to the payroll site. "Open Chrome" "What's that?" "Click on the Tide Pod." "Oh, Ok." smh
 Shay: NO! NO! NO! I rather have the kids drink Tide than subject them to this horrible PSA: youtu.be/…
 Taters: Don't you puti tiny our mouth?
Image 236510   03-09-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
350
 
 VeeKay: America, that is known as a switcherino light. Complex scary shit!
 Astanapan: In many countries traffic lights take precedence over traffic signs. You wouldn't be allowed to turn left if the lights weren't working.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions unclear: dick stuck in traffic
 Matricii: I'm gonna do it!! You can't stop me!!
 Demon Universe: Now Im stuck here forever.
Image 236509   03-09-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
636
 
 flushpuppy: an RN
 Kaviri: Trick, thank god you're here. This dude just got burned.
 BavidDowie: Sorry, just a Regular Nerd here.
 skillet: Thank god for the red circle or I'd be lost.
 tib gubb: he's not registered, but he volunteers every wednesday (don't tell anybody!)
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Well Frank's actually a Physicians Assistant, but close enough!
 kate2point0: "Yeah, I am ALSO a registered nurse what's wrong"
Image 236508   03-09-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
645
 
 Robespierre: @Bagels And doggo wants to smother you in saliva
 Bagels: I want to smother that doggo in hugs and pets
Image 236507   03-09-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
320
 
 PenguinBartender: Ladies, the line forms to the left.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mr. Butt @Prostata I also love that both of your usernames this have a certain gluteal theme. Just a fun correlation
 Dresdenkeogh: @Prostata @Mr. Butt I was playing just cause 3 last night, got pissed and yelled out the name of this meme, and it was like I had a 'Nam flashback of memes
 Matricii: Behold, the first attempt at a skinjob for the T-800 series Terminator... No wonder they settled on Arnold...
 Robespierre: True Grit
 Mr. Butt: Hello, old friend.
 Prostata: monglers gotta mongle
 Teechur: Switch to Sanka.
 Chest Rockwell: Calm the fuck down!
Image 236506   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
235
 
 god666: OB GYM
 Kaviri: Give (us) Your Money.
 Robespierre: Picking the McDs with the "best" Chicken McNuggets is really splitting hairs, don't'cha think?
 Matricii: Westside McDonalds Yo... we got the best Chicken Nuggets.
 Robespierre: Mancunian Macs, eh?
 Teechur: If that's what you want to call the play area....
 WTF: Bah bup bup bup bah... I'm pumpin' it.
Image 236505   03-09-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
577
 
 Matricii: @Yurishiro This reminds me of IRC... "AFK House is on fire... will be back later."
 VeeKay: Well, that seemed to go well.
 Not A Bot: Gummy Bear Centipede - Chewy Sequence
 Mad Collager: (in Austrian accent) Fuck you, Icehole!
 Mad Collager: @Prostata The smell never bothered me, anyway.
 Teechur: *Lara's theme intensifies.*
 WTF: My wife would only see and complain about the toilet seat being left up.
 Prostata: @barfolomew let it go
 caesar: @barfolomew yeah, the joke was about how it looks like the water's flooding
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro eh, it's frozen, it's not going anywhere.
 ethernet: That seems like a good time to take a pic, I can't see more important things to do.
Image 236504   03-09-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
667
 
 antipatterns: If rationalism understood culture, the Enlightenment would have worked. Unfortunately, it doesn't, and it won't.
 Robespierre: @Skaalar Dumbest trend? Bringing back institutionalized hate disguised as a social value
 Robespierre: Microcephalic
 Matricii: @Skaalar Dumb, yes. Dumbest, no. If this was the dumbest, I'd actually feel ok about the world.
 Skaalar: Seriously. This was the dumbest trend.
 Dr Awkward: https://tinyurl.com/yctyrk9l
 Not A Bot: 3 dolph truck.
Image 236503   03-09-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
710
 
 Eleftheros: @Uncle Phil what I should have said is humans are redundant and none of this matters
 Kaviri: If you're an RN, these two need your help ASAP
 Uncle Phil: @Eleftheros Each sperm is unique though
 Eleftheros: It's not terabytes when it's just million-fold redundancy.
 WTF: I don't think that's how it works.
 youshall: Ahhh the famous 'wow' signal!
Image 236502   03-09-18   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
611
 
 Mr Bleak: @Matricii Nope, bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes SpiderDog. It's a crossover.
 Matricii: Is this the new Jerry Brukheimer productions intro? This time the dog gets struck by lightning and becomes a tree?
 shadebane: *4K UHD intensifies*
Image 236501   03-09-18   Uploaded by    maura
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