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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
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Score:
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 Matricii: Is this still a thing? I thought the internet had the attention span of an ADHD goldfish
 Ulillillia: Tide Pod's what?
 Christina: #Stophashtagabuse
 mexican: @Teechur Triggered.
 Teechur: @mexican I alway's u'se apo'strophe's in front of all 's's ju'st to be 'sure. Ye's, it''s exce's'sive, but 'safety fir'st!
 mexican: Apostrophes do not denote plurals. I despise each and every one of you who uses them in that way.
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Waiting on a lawsuit
 tib gubb: WHY AREN'T THOSE ILLEGAL YET THINK OF THE CHILDREN
 Teechur: I was showing another teechur how to log in to the payroll site. "Open Chrome" "What's that?" "Click on the Tide Pod." "Oh, Ok." smh
 Shay: NO! NO! NO! I rather have the kids drink Tide than subject them to this horrible PSA: youtu.be/…
 Taters: Don't you puti tiny our mouth?
Image 236510   03-09-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
350
 
 VeeKay: America, that is known as a switcherino light. Complex scary shit!
 Astanapan: In many countries traffic lights take precedence over traffic signs. You wouldn't be allowed to turn left if the lights weren't working.
 Peter Pantsless: Instructions unclear: dick stuck in traffic
 Matricii: I'm gonna do it!! You can't stop me!!
 Demon Universe: Now Im stuck here forever.
Image 236509   03-09-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
636
 
 flushpuppy: an RN
 Kaviri: Trick, thank god you're here. This dude just got burned.
 BavidDowie: Sorry, just a Regular Nerd here.
 skillet: Thank god for the red circle or I'd be lost.
 tib gubb: he's not registered, but he volunteers every wednesday (don't tell anybody!)
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Well Frank's actually a Physicians Assistant, but close enough!
 kate2point0: "Yeah, I am ALSO a registered nurse what's wrong"
Image 236508   03-09-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
645
 
 Robespierre: @Bagels And doggo wants to smother you in saliva
 Bagels: I want to smother that doggo in hugs and pets
Image 236507   03-09-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
320
 
 PenguinBartender: Ladies, the line forms to the left.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mr. Butt @Prostata I also love that both of your usernames this have a certain gluteal theme. Just a fun correlation
 Dresdenkeogh: @Prostata @Mr. Butt I was playing just cause 3 last night, got pissed and yelled out the name of this meme, and it was like I had a 'Nam flashback of memes
 Matricii: Behold, the first attempt at a skinjob for the T-800 series Terminator... No wonder they settled on Arnold...
 Robespierre: True Grit
 Mr. Butt: Hello, old friend.
 Prostata: monglers gotta mongle
 Teechur: Switch to Sanka.
 Chest Rockwell: Calm the fuck down!
Image 236506   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
235
 
 god666: OB GYM
 Kaviri: Give (us) Your Money.
 Robespierre: Picking the McDs with the "best" Chicken McNuggets is really splitting hairs, don't'cha think?
 Matricii: Westside McDonalds Yo... we got the best Chicken Nuggets.
 Robespierre: Mancunian Macs, eh?
 Teechur: If that's what you want to call the play area....
 WTF: Bah bup bup bup bah... I'm pumpin' it.
Image 236505   03-09-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
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 Matricii: @Yurishiro This reminds me of IRC... "AFK House is on fire... will be back later."
 VeeKay: Well, that seemed to go well.
 Not A Bot: Gummy Bear Centipede - Chewy Sequence
 Mad Collager: (in Austrian accent) Fuck you, Icehole!
 Mad Collager: @Prostata The smell never bothered me, anyway.
 Teechur: *Lara's theme intensifies.*
 WTF: My wife would only see and complain about the toilet seat being left up.
 Prostata: @barfolomew let it go
 caesar: @barfolomew yeah, the joke was about how it looks like the water's flooding
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro eh, it's frozen, it's not going anywhere.
 ethernet: That seems like a good time to take a pic, I can't see more important things to do.
Image 236504   03-09-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
667
 
 antipatterns: If rationalism understood culture, the Enlightenment would have worked. Unfortunately, it doesn't, and it won't.
 Robespierre: @Skaalar Dumbest trend? Bringing back institutionalized hate disguised as a social value
 Robespierre: Microcephalic
 Matricii: @Skaalar Dumb, yes. Dumbest, no. If this was the dumbest, I'd actually feel ok about the world.
 Skaalar: Seriously. This was the dumbest trend.
 Dr Awkward: https://tinyurl.com/yctyrk9l
 Not A Bot: 3 dolph truck.
Image 236503   03-09-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
710
 
 Eleftheros: @Uncle Phil what I should have said is humans are redundant and none of this matters
 Kaviri: If you're an RN, these two need your help ASAP
 Uncle Phil: @Eleftheros Each sperm is unique though
 Eleftheros: It's not terabytes when it's just million-fold redundancy.
 WTF: I don't think that's how it works.
 youshall: Ahhh the famous 'wow' signal!
Image 236502   03-09-18   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
611
 
 Mr Bleak: @Matricii Nope, bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes SpiderDog. It's a crossover.
 Matricii: Is this the new Jerry Brukheimer productions intro? This time the dog gets struck by lightning and becomes a tree?
 shadebane: *4K UHD intensifies*
Image 236501   03-09-18   Uploaded by    maura
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