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267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

267905  MrBoffo: Gooberheimer hat looking good

267936  barfolomew: LOOK AT THEM

267913  MrBoffo: Legend Of the Golden Starches

267914  MrBoffo: Haw haw ... (yawn)

267945  Knice: Whoever drew that's probably in a cage right now.

267933  Shay: @WannaBee *pukes*

267913  Shay: Hamburglar has taken it to a new violent level.

267922  Shay: I'm talking Marina Trench deep baby.

267931  Shay: Poor James van der Beek, he can only get gigs now by appearing on Maury.

267935  ThoughtlessGentleman: i hate to disturb you but i believe someone has farted up your car.

267933  WannaBee: Dat yolk tho...

267866  WannaBee: Here she is at the store #267930

267930  WannaBee: Who wore it better? #267866

267927  WannaBee: Key of abhorrent auto.

267940  Knice: This gives me paws.

267642  Mr Bleak: @Nope Only for the robot, if @a robot is to be believed.

267645  Mr Bleak: "Leave a comment. Don't be afraid." But I am afraid. Afraid to be left in the same room as her. Oh, it'll start well, polite small talk. But before you know it, one of the dolls will have a knife, and it'll all go downhill from there.

267650  Mr Bleak: Now, my pretties, you will be @Teechur ed! Bwwaaahahaha!

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267526 charlemagne: keep crying and I'll send you back to brazil

267528 Bluetocracy: You may have a slight infestation of felines.

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267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

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 Mad Collager: @barfolomew Yes, I think it would. There may be a way to bake them in molds just enough so they're done enough to hold their shape, but not all the way through, so they hold their moisture in the second baking.
 Greifer: @a sedated moose... sugar... it's full of sugar...
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Most likely doesn't matter - it's probably all about appearance
 barfolomew: @Mad Collager wouldn't that result in the planets tasting hard and dry?
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew I suspect they baked the balls first, then poured more batter around them in the pan. Sounds painful, if you ask me.
 WTF: Spake
 a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!
 deeeeeeeez: Happy Birthday to Neal's tie!!
 barfolomew: How?
 karmakat: that's REALLY a LOT OF WORK THERE!
 apoxia: Rad as fuck
Image 236481   03-09-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
 edvard: Well then whose legs are those?
 sandwiches: Then I realized he wants to be my lawyer.
Image 236480   03-09-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
 kornisjon: This is making me antsy
 well duh: Looks like somebody's got a case of the ol' ants! Do the ants dance!
 petepuma: he's opening for the Pope
 dirtstick: Pajamants
 Life Whacker: Makes your belly-button dance!
Image 236479   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
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Image 236478   03-09-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
 WTF: "Maybe we'll try it some day." -Trump
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 236477   03-09-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 wolfpk: Very funny Star-Munch! Now open up an let me in!!
 Robespierre: Trash Panda Visits Toronto - pictures at eleven
 HairyNips: 'sup
Image 236476   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
 Wolfy21: Were Youre Not Til...Not Happy
 Mad Collager: Six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
 Teechur: Well, at least the apostrophes are on point.
 Sadbot: I'm not til you not happy change the sign.
 Sadbot: I'm not til you not happy change the sign.
 ping: Disappointment Inc.
 apoxia: We're not happy 'til you're not happy.
 DrinkMixMan: graphic is design my passion
Image 236475   03-09-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
 clueful: Aww cute buns
Image 236474   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
 Teechur: @VeeKay She'd tell me she already caught them all and that they're at the gym.
 VeeKay: @Teechur Pokemon Go might get you outside together, maybe not, who knows?
 Teechur: These are pretty much the conversations I have with Mrs. Teechur.
Image 236473   03-09-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
 charmander: #236596
 Uncle Phil: Can I get that with extra oven? Light on the Sweet Red Olives.
 Ulillillia: Jonathan Swift's Pizzeria
 BavidDowie: Black Pesto for me, please
 Teechur: They obviously meant "artichoke hearts", "sun dried anchovies", and "fresh sausage sauce"
 Hokie333: It's hard to find truly fresh baby, because they start to smell if they're left out too long.
 Captain Marsupial: You could have a lot of fun by adding arrows. "Sun-dried Italian baby hearts," for example.
 Dobly: I thought this was going to be one of those rapper name memes. Anyway mine is Fresh Fresh Baby Sauce
 Horp Lello: 'Olive' is the name of the baby.
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