Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



257645  Mad Collager: After launch, I'm feline Falcon Heavy.

257802  Solemn: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

257799  VeeKay: Bent bento

257789  Robespierre: (frug'ing violently)

257787  WannaBee: I had to print out the braille alphabet to get it.

257791  Robespierre: This font is weird

257787  WannaBee: @jochenau @PenguinBartender I got 'diaper change table pull above to epen'

257800  Robespierre: 8-bit Lyfe

257801  Robespierre: This Banksy is already worth millions

257796  Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster

257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
6. dangerkeith3000
7. a robot
8. Knice
9. Whatever
10. Spazstatic



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257772 ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Scoo uploaded 257414 (1453 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (1134 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (1038 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (994 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (920 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (876 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (876 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (868 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
god666 uploaded 257730 (848 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (834 points)
watwatwat uploaded 257616 (818 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (802 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 10859 points
 2. Laree: 5979 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3108 points
 4. Shay: 2844 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2743 points
 6. Scoo: 2348 points
 7. burritos: 2344 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 2071 points
 9. Mr. Shine: 1905 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. watwatwat: 1742 points
13. NotHuman: 1720 points
14. tess: 1694 points
15. rip odb: 1691 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Cheesecake.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 703
Registered users online in past hour: 1703

Average image score (last 24 hours): 338

Total number of comments: 1358133
Total number of images: 257779



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 128520
XP needed for green ranking: 40032
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
674
 
 Donut: "You said this was a historical reenactment! What do you MEAN they're dead?"
 someguynameded: this seems unnecessary
 Spazstatic: Damnit Q!
 Ulillillia: Will you ever win, Mr Bean?
 Robespierre: "Dead? How distasteful"
Image 236357   03-08-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
387
 
 hammy: It's on their bucket list.
 dangerkeith3000: 'Fuck it'? I thought you said 'Bucket'!
 dangerkeith3000: How Buckethead was born.
 Mr. Shine: For when you're BOTH ugly?
 Ulillillia: Buckethead's hot date
 karmakat: interesting way to not see what you are with...
 barfolomew: Man, that's a lot of trouble, just close the curtains.
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward I'd prefer to fuck a duck myself. Or on second thought, maybe not.
 VoR: Fill your b.. buckets
 Dr Awkward: Fuck a bucket!
Image 236356   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
488
 
 VoR: Why wat?
 westerner: why? @VoR
 VoR: Say cheese... not sure what the means. I just heard it some where
Image 236355   03-08-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
669
 
 dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...
 Micro Jackson: Hey! Release that Kraken!
 VeeKay: Food to chewy. Complained to the manager who was rude. Won't be returning. Shame I have to even leave one star.
 VoR: Is it going in or out?
 Annoying Vegan : Why not Zoidberg?
 Captain Marsupial: Latest advance in bioweapnry. Swims out to ships and acidic sucker mines. (Only $25B over budget.)
 Robespierre: "Don't play with your food"
Image 236354   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
769
 
 Robespierre: Wyeth's "Still Live with Bulging Carton"
 VoR: Shut up! I still fits.
 SpaceCow: OJ, now without cat fur!* *99% cat fur free.
Image 236353   03-08-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
281
 
 Micro Jackson: Your sink needs a trim
 mexican: @SpaceCow Did you shave your eyebrows too? That really throws people off.
 mexican: You could like, put a plastic bag in the sink to catch the falling hair at least.
 a robot: The public library put up signs begging people to not shower, shave or groom in the bathrooms, and when that didn't work they finally just took the outside doors off. At least CLEAN UP YOUR GROSS HUMAN DETRITUS, asshole
 SpaceCow: It turns out you can't shave your head in the bathroom to escape a write up. Somehow, your manager can still recognize you.
 petepuma: Hope those came off someone's face or head
Image 236352   03-08-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
1126
 
 Captain Marsupial: "How'd your first date go?"
 Captain Marsupial: "How'd your first date go?"
Image 236351   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
1100
 
 Mr Bleak: CALVIIIIIN!
 dangerkeith3000: I laughed.
 Mr. Shine: @camellia Speaking of which, it's about time for some!
 Dr Awkward: SHOVE YOUR MALE IN MY BOX
 camellia: No bills! Only AG swag will be accepted!
 melted plastic: FILL ME WITH YOUR JUNK
 fracking: FEED ME A STRAY CAT
Image 236350   03-08-18   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
401
 
 dangerkeith3000: This Quantum Leap ripoff sucks.
 Captain Marsupial: How my actors look when I've color corrected them. (I'm not very good.)
 Robespierre: This transporter looks relatively low tech
Image 236349   03-08-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
30
 
 barfolomew: @Winterneuro it was just this past weekend. It's still open if you want to check it out.
 Winterneuro: @barfolomew yep! Interesting! This was the 2001 Made in Japan exhibit...when was the one you saw?
 charlemagne: @PenguinBartender @Robespierre I did both of those, but in different directions
 Robespierre: @PenguinBartender *tilts monitor*
 PenguinBartender: *tilt's head*
 barfolomew: Takashi Murakami! This is the brochure you were talking about, right? This may be another exhibit though, I saw "Lineage of Eccentrics."
Image 236348   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Page 1 ... 2140 2141 2142 2143 2144 2145 2146 ... 25777 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.