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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em



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Score:
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 petepuma: I thought the goal of air hockey was to hyperextend your elbow
 Unstableton: The goal of air hockey is not to score points in your opponent's goal. The goal is to score less points in your own goal than your opponent.
Image 236317   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
449
 
 kornisjon: Menopause is looking good from here.
 dangerkeith3000: Because it clears your uterus lining to prepare you to be able to....geez look it up instead of screaming.
 Annoying Vegan : Stupid moonsickness
 Mexico: Eh, why not?
 itskando: I hate Moondays
Image 236316   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
302
 
 hajjpodge: I think I saw this in High School a long ass time ago.
 DrinkMixMan: Wisely, they abandoned the original working title, Black to the Future
 jokertothethief: Rad for MLK and what appears to be a Captain Planet animation style. Because of that I will not bad for compressing the Minya Nouvelle font
 petepuma: Also the whole thing is on you-tube!
 petepuma: That soundtrack is... of a time. Salt n Pepa (ok), Stevie Wonder (rad), Brian McKnight (sure), Sheryl Crow (hmm...)
 Skaalar: Oh wow. I actually remember this.
 Shay: @antipatterns Urkel (Jaleel White) and Samuel L. Jackson is what got me sold.
 antipatterns: This movie is fucking star-studded. Danny Glover + Levar Burton? I'm sold.
Image 236315   03-08-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
596
 
 Korrok: @dangerkeith3000 perfect!
 dangerkeith3000: Hahaha I laughed so hard.
 wolfpk: Take time to not be a dad today, use a condom.
 Otterman: Radded for sensible chuckling
 TurkeyVulture: This is a very accurate portrayal of fatherhood.
Image 236314   03-08-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
673
 
 Jabberwikket: @Felicity, the President ?
 DrinkMixMan: Hugh Jassman
 Religion X: Yuge Hackman
 Demon Universe: This signed Wolverine comic is suddenly worthless. Thanks Internet!
 Side Boob: It's like looking at two of the same image.
 lionstrong: Man Hugeyak
Image 236313   03-08-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
540
 
 DrNinjaman: "Ohh, my head." [to stuffed duck] "Did we...Oh god"
Image 236312   03-08-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
655
 
 dangerkeith3000: He doesn't like to be called 'beautiful people'!
 HairyNips: Cats dont need knives...cats are knives
 Prostata: cats are nice... there i said it... now put the knife down
Image 236311   03-08-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
85
 
 dangerkeith3000: Great for the pre-sprint dump!
 Cory Trevor: I have the same problem with pants
 Otterman: She seems nice
Image 236310   03-08-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
770
 
 a robot: Camp tight, pupper
Image 236309   03-08-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
668
 
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: The hairline is unfortunate, but having a flat-top head is actually good, especially if you go bald and decide to shave your head
 Robespierre: Tragic
Image 236308   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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