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268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Image 236275 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by yawgmoth. We'll pray for you, yawgmoth.
Score:
648
 
 Side Boob: Seize the means of Milk Bone production
 funny in the wall: My wife thought it was doggy dog@Dr Awkward
 DrNinjaman: East German Shepard?
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Whiskers haha, great minds... ...
 Dr Awkward: In Soviet Russia, DOG eat DOG.
 Mr. Whiskers: In Soviet Russia, dog walks you!
 Ulillillia: Is your bathroom breeding Borkfsheviks?
Image 236274   03-07-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
663
 
 petepuma: this gave me cancer
 Shay: "HELP! HELP! I'm trapped in this body, oh please help me!!!!" youtu.be/…
 Mad Collager: Worst X-Ray bomb ever!
 Warrax: I accidentally almost the whole entire man.
 Mr. Whiskers: I dont remember eating that!
 Mentos Pormer: ...your co-joined twin is a bit of a comedian.
 professorpig: I think I see the problem...
Image 236273   03-07-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
591
 
 Kaviri: Old blue eye
 LKoroton: Batdog villain
Image 236272   03-07-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
755
 
 p nut: Wearing it the wrong way around and it forms a duck face
 Dr Awkward: @Otterman That's what my brain was trying to say late last night! Thanks for the assist.
 Otterman: @Dr Awkward Recursive hat bros?
 DrinkMixMan: At least he's into curved bills
 Dr Awkward: Regressive hat bros.
 Dorb: Don't mess with the Caps! They're a tough gang!
Image 236271   03-07-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
1010
 
 Mr Bleak: The one on the right knows what "vet" means.
 Scoo: Galileo! Galileo! Galileo Figaro magnefico!
 Shay: Sneak 3
Image 236270   03-07-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
535
 
 Ulillillia: @barfolomew I think it has something to do with the red 100 double-underlined; I don't know, I'm old
 Skinr: @barfolomew It's from some video game from 2011; I guess people are still playing it, since they rereleased it every year since then.
 barfolomew: Is this a video game thing?
Image 236269   03-07-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
307
 
 Beef Supreme: This may be the car of a man who knows the true purpose of debt: to use it as leverage for taking on even more debt.
 Side Boob: This isn't really a car you take out a loan for.
 Kaviri: Low reward.
 addend: Hi, Dad.
 jochenau: @glenalec It was pretty much illegal in many ancient and medieval societies, and I'm increasingly inclined to think they might have been right.
 Knice: That thing looks goofy as hell.
 kate2point0: Usury is a sin, I hear.
Image 236268   03-07-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
710
 
 kornisjon: But what did he order??
 HairyNips: @jochenau - oh, they understand!
 jochenau: That's impressive, but the parrot understanding the concept of "permission" would be even more so.
 Ulillillia: Why is my name Larry Bird? That's a basketball player!
 Scoo: Twist: the parrot's name is Alexa
 Peter Pantsless: *ding-dong* "Yeah I got a delivery here for Larry. A 71-gallon box o' crackers."
Image 236267   03-07-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
352
 
 petepuma: Ra(wo)men
 XLY: Good Naruto, you look kinda cool!
 Not A Bot: Goph...uck yourself
 DrNinjaman: Mmm... girl flavor packet
 Skinr: Wasteful no jutsu!
 addend: (Opens flavor packet...)
 WTF: I've never been there but is this what I imagine is on that Creepypasta site.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Ulillillia gahhhhhhh no. nope. i like naruto and all but this whole food in the tub thing is dumb.
 Ulillillia: @ThoughtlessGentleman Only with her consent.
 Mr. Whiskers: Trying to make a ramen/raw men joke, but it's not working. So let me just say "look at all those noodles!"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: fuck this.
 Nope: She seems nice
Image 236266   03-07-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
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