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269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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 Robespierre: @Felicity Word on the Boulevard is that FOX is going to start making remakes of "FOX and Friends" episodes from the Autumn of 2016, dialing up the Hillary hate to 11 - THAT'll show those damn Libtards!
 Not A Bot: don't let anyone say they hate your myxtape, that Mercedes driver is fucking up
 Beef Supreme: What was the last good thing? Anything one group of people consider good is terrible by the standards of some other group. Everything is a zero-sum game.
 Kevin II: An important thing to keep in mind as movies and TV shows get remade over and over
 mexican: 'Again' implies it was any good to begin with.
 Robespierre: Factual statements are painful to behold these days
Image 236025   03-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
334
 
 Kaviri: Implying that ADD makes you fat.
 VoR: ..every kid with whatever they're doing
 SomeCanadian: This is not ADD, just old-fashioned obsessive.
Image 236024   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
109
 
 Wet farts: This was telegraphed but ok
 Dr Awkward: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them
Image 236023   03-06-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
1069
 
 Ulillillia: I wonder how fast I'd get blocked if I tweeted the first one to the president
 Kaviri: Whatevah, whatevah, I do what I want!
 XLY: @addend nope, its just fake it til you make it ad infinitum
 addend: Is there anything more to being an adult than acting like one? Asking for a friend.
 tib gubb: don't tell me what to do!
Image 236022   03-06-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
560
 
 zoe: But if the 1/4 turn still doesn't work, the machine refuses to serve any more of that coil's product. Good idea, but after I bumped the machine to dis-lodge my snack, it still wouldn't let you buy more until next time the machine-filler was out and reset it :-(
 fracking: Interestingly, if the food gets jammed at the end of the coil, the machine seems able to detect this and gives the coil an extra 1/4 turn to try to dislodge it (which usually works), which is pretty cool!
 Magic Bullets: We used to have a vending machine with a snazzy robot arm that placed your food/drink gently in the tray. Bun now we have one of these drop-coil things :-/
 Yam: I worked in a china shop (true) until vending machines took over the market and forced us to close (false)
 petepuma: This is for couples in bad relationships
Image 236021   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
394
 
 Natch: hahahahaha.......
 sparename: When mere Pet Rocks just aren't good enough
Image 236020   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
992
 
 carpwoman: @Christina - But she'll save it for 3am and drop it in the bed for you. I constantly wake up sleeping of pop bottle tops. The mighty hunter. Lol.
 camellia: Nice lip-piercing!
 Yam: Just frenchin
 sparename: Noooo, not that kind of newtered..
 Christina: "I brought you a gift."
 barfolomew: @barfolomew Work. Ah nee to hinks om yoo.
 Himesama: Halp
 barfolomew: Look. I need two things from you. I need you to remove this thing from my tongue, and I need you not to make any smart remarks about it.
 Robespierre: Don't gimme no lip, hoomin
Image 236019   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
748
 
 Kaviri: I6vAnA movTH
 funny in the wall: i'm guessing that it would be very much like what bears do: eating garbage, eating beehives, eating people, normal stuff.
Image 236018   03-06-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 236017 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by god666. Your image was bad, god666.
Score:
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 Kaviri: I drank all the liqour, now my heart is beating very fast and it's getting hard to breath.
 nathan: That's not your heart!
 dangerkeith3000: Rubber buns and liquor.
 Not A Bot: my cyberpunk waifu
 Robespierre: I grab onto a foreign handle / Walking all through a door / Discovered I was just buying a pint / Of Turkey at the liquor store...
 funny in the wall: that's an adorable cry for help.
 Zukero: My heart follows me, and it has issues keeping up.
 Yam: I followed my liver, now Im in a toilet.
Image 236016   03-06-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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