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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
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 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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 Robespierre: @Felicity Word on the Boulevard is that FOX is going to start making remakes of "FOX and Friends" episodes from the Autumn of 2016, dialing up the Hillary hate to 11 - THAT'll show those damn Libtards!
 Not A Bot: don't let anyone say they hate your myxtape, that Mercedes driver is fucking up
 Beef Supreme: What was the last good thing? Anything one group of people consider good is terrible by the standards of some other group. Everything is a zero-sum game.
 Kevin II: An important thing to keep in mind as movies and TV shows get remade over and over
 mexican: 'Again' implies it was any good to begin with.
 Robespierre: Factual statements are painful to behold these days
Image 236025   03-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
334
 
 Kaviri: Implying that ADD makes you fat.
 VoR: ..every kid with whatever they're doing
 ignatz: This is not ADD, just old-fashioned obsessive.
Image 236024   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
109
 
 Wet farts: This was telegraphed but ok
 Dr Awkward: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them
Image 236023   03-06-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
1069
 
 Ulillillia: I wonder how fast I'd get blocked if I tweeted the first one to the president
 Kaviri: Whatevah, whatevah, I do what I want!
 XLY: @addend nope, its just fake it til you make it ad infinitum
 addend: Is there anything more to being an adult than acting like one? Asking for a friend.
 tib gubb: don't tell me what to do!
Image 236022   03-06-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
560
 
 zoe: But if the 1/4 turn still doesn't work, the machine refuses to serve any more of that coil's product. Good idea, but after I bumped the machine to dis-lodge my snack, it still wouldn't let you buy more until next time the machine-filler was out and reset it :-(
 fracking: Interestingly, if the food gets jammed at the end of the coil, the machine seems able to detect this and gives the coil an extra 1/4 turn to try to dislodge it (which usually works), which is pretty cool!
 Magic Bullets: We used to have a vending machine with a snazzy robot arm that placed your food/drink gently in the tray. Bun now we have one of these drop-coil things :-/
 Yam: I worked in a china shop (true) until vending machines took over the market and forced us to close (false)
 petepuma: This is for couples in bad relationships
Image 236021   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
394
 
 Natch: hahahahaha.......
 sparename: When mere Pet Rocks just aren't good enough
Image 236020   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
992
 
 carpwoman: @Christina - But she'll save it for 3am and drop it in the bed for you. I constantly wake up sleeping of pop bottle tops. The mighty hunter. Lol.
 camellia: Nice lip-piercing!
 Yam: Just frenchin
 sparename: Noooo, not that kind of newtered..
 Christina: "I brought you a gift."
 barfolomew: @barfolomew Work. Ah nee to hinks om yoo.
 Himesama: Halp
 barfolomew: Look. I need two things from you. I need you to remove this thing from my tongue, and I need you not to make any smart remarks about it.
 Robespierre: Don't gimme no lip, hoomin
Image 236019   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
748
 
 Kaviri: I6vAnA movTH
 funny in the wall: i'm guessing that it would be very much like what bears do: eating garbage, eating beehives, eating people, normal stuff.
Image 236018   03-06-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 236017 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

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Score:
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 Kaviri: I drank all the liqour, now my heart is beating very fast and it's getting hard to breath.
 nathan: That's not your heart!
 dangerkeith3000: Rubber buns and liquor.
 Not A Bot: my cyberpunk waifu
 Robespierre: I grab onto a foreign handle / Walking all through a door / Discovered I was just buying a pint / Of Turkey at the liquor store...
 funny in the wall: that's an adorable cry for help.
 Zukero: My heart follows me, and it has issues keeping up.
 Yam: I followed my liver, now Im in a toilet.
Image 236016   03-06-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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