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269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

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 Mr Bleak: "You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for 6 months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that youll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide theyd rather let their kid die then cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop REALLY fast." - House MD.
 Zukero: @WTF Not gonna happen. She already has her own definition of science.
 tib gubb: i was watching some footage from inside of a disused prison facility, and i thought it was an american school, until told otherwise. that should say a lot.
 fatman: It's ultimately good for the gene pool.
 WTF: Plot twist: The mom, while homeschooling her children, actually reads about science and the development of vaccines and realizes she's a terrible mother who's put her children in great danger.
 tokyopig: how are you going to understand how great rick and morty is if you don't go to school? Imbecils.
 Ulillillia: I prefer Rick Dees
 addend: Must bare arms for vaxxing.
 Shay: Spoiler: The mother has autism, not the kids.
 mexican: Go to hell Dees.
Image 235925   03-05-18   Uploaded by    phonk
 tib gubb: or, you could have a 2x4 and a hammer, in case you have a passenger with you
 Beef Supreme: For the past 25 years, I have carried a softball bat, a softball and a glove. When we went to street races on Saturday nights, we all carried poles, but I carried bait and tackle too. Know your enemy.
 Psymon: "Never mind the assault rifle officer, that's legally purchased, the bat is the real problem!"
 Uncle Phil: Cops are from the NL, criminals are from the AL.
 Mr. Whiskers: Thats why I always also keep a couple kilos of Pepsi
 sparename: Maybe even a ball...
Image 235924   03-05-18   Uploaded by    mark64
 savvoy: AR-15s are very customizable. It's one of their chief selling points
 bug: This is the only *real* way to play DOOM
Image 235923   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
 Shay: @AstoriaBum A pupcub or a cubpup, take your pick.
 AstoriaBum: What's this poof?
Image 235922   03-05-18   Uploaded by    a robot
 addend: Not necessarily :(
 funny in the wall: that's an unsuccessful promo for the benjamin button movie
 Spazstatic: Oh, I thought it was a placenta that came out with the baby.
 Shay: Cocoon: The Ride gift shop at Universal Studios.
 Scoo: That has to hurt!
Image 235921   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 Skaalar: Well yeah, but how did you know.....? Oh! Right, Santa...
 Side Boob: Yep.
 kornisjon: Yep.
Image 235920   03-05-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
 LurkedMoar: The violation of the 180 rule is unnecessary and upsetting
Image 235919   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 tokyopig: hold it in, hold it in, civilization will literally collapse if people stop repressing themselves! You're not a princess, you've been in a coma for 9 years. We don't know if you can hear us but please wake up
 sparename: Does anyone else "let it go" then suddenly have the momentary dread of it not being an appropriate place? I happened to have someone else say that to me once and I was surprised that that particular person would openly discuss that very familiar feeling..
 Ulillillia: let it go, let it go, let it free your body let it move your soul
 Commodore 64: Why would you want to?
Image 235918   03-05-18   Uploaded by    phil
 phailsauce: I like that the lettering looks just like Helvetica 9-point from the old bitmap era of Macintosh
 Scoo: Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976?
 kornisjon: But especially at the disco.
 DrNinjaman: Whoa, calm down there...
 ColdHotCool: Point taken
Image 235917   03-05-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 ping: @Mr Bleak It's all pixellated out on my screen.
 Mr Bleak: @ping And a curly dick.
 kornisjon: I could do without that mustard stain.
 ping: I think I'm hallucinating. I just saw a hot dog with a face.
 god666: Use a poultice. Applied gingerly.
Image 235916   03-05-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
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