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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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 Mr Bleak: "You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for 6 months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that youll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide theyd rather let their kid die then cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop REALLY fast." - House MD.
 Zukero: @WTF Not gonna happen. She already has her own definition of science.
 tib gubb: i was watching some footage from inside of a disused prison facility, and i thought it was an american school, until told otherwise. that should say a lot.
 fatman: It's ultimately good for the gene pool.
 WTF: Plot twist: The mom, while homeschooling her children, actually reads about science and the development of vaccines and realizes she's a terrible mother who's put her children in great danger.
 tokyopig: how are you going to understand how great rick and morty is if you don't go to school? Imbecils.
 Ulillillia: I prefer Rick Dees
 addend: Must bare arms for vaxxing.
 Shay: Spoiler: The mother has autism, not the kids.
 mexican: Go to hell Dees.
Image 235925   03-05-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
472
 
 tib gubb: or, you could have a 2x4 and a hammer, in case you have a passenger with you
 Beef Supreme: For the past 25 years, I have carried a softball bat, a softball and a glove. When we went to street races on Saturday nights, we all carried poles, but I carried bait and tackle too. Know your enemy.
 Psymon: "Never mind the assault rifle officer, that's legally purchased, the bat is the real problem!"
 Uncle Phil: Cops are from the NL, criminals are from the AL.
 Mr. Whiskers: Thats why I always also keep a couple kilos of Pepsi
 sparename: Maybe even a ball...
Image 235924   03-05-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
298
 
 savvoy: AR-15s are very customizable. It's one of their chief selling points
 bug: This is the only *real* way to play DOOM
Image 235923   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
949
 
 Shay: @AstoriaBum A pupcub or a cubpup, take your pick.
 AstoriaBum: What's this poof?
Image 235922   03-05-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
295
 
 addend: Not necessarily :(
 funny in the wall: that's an unsuccessful promo for the benjamin button movie
 Spazstatic: Oh, I thought it was a placenta that came out with the baby.
 Shay: Cocoon: The Ride gift shop at Universal Studios.
 Scoo: That has to hurt!
Image 235921   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
483
 
 Skaalar: Well yeah, but how did you know.....? Oh! Right, Santa...
 Side Boob: Yep.
 kornisjon: Yep.
Image 235920   03-05-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
265
 
 LurkedMoar: The violation of the 180 rule is unnecessary and upsetting
Image 235919   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
317
 
 tokyopig: hold it in, hold it in, civilization will literally collapse if people stop repressing themselves! You're not a princess, you've been in a coma for 9 years. We don't know if you can hear us but please wake up
 sparename: Does anyone else "let it go" then suddenly have the momentary dread of it not being an appropriate place? I happened to have someone else say that to me once and I was surprised that that particular person would openly discuss that very familiar feeling..
 Ulillillia: let it go, let it go, let it free your body let it move your soul
 ignatz: Why would you want to?
Image 235918   03-05-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
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 phailsauce: I like that the lettering looks just like Helvetica 9-point from the old bitmap era of Macintosh
 Scoo: Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976?
 kornisjon: But especially at the disco.
 DrNinjaman: Whoa, calm down there...
 ignatz: Point taken
Image 235917   03-05-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
628
 
 ping: @Mr Bleak It's all pixellated out on my screen.
 Mr Bleak: @ping And a curly dick.
 kornisjon: I could do without that mustard stain.
 ping: I think I'm hallucinating. I just saw a hot dog with a face.
 god666: Use a poultice. Applied gingerly.
Image 235916   03-05-18   Uploaded by    deathawaits
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