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268926  daisy picker: The answer is animals, specifically dogs because all dogs go to heaven.

268910  WTF: I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.

268903  Mr. Butt: I don't beelieve it.

268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Very specialist "Gentleman's Educational Materials"
 Aufziehvogel: I think this account was used by two people
 DrNinjaman: Is my bird pining for the fjords?
 Spazstatic: @bug that's what killed him in the first place.
 bug: ...that's not going to bring him back.
 kornisjon: We do what we must to cope.
 dangerkeith3000: What was that last one again???
Image 235867   03-05-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
569
 
 Greifer: if a dog... ah , forget it
 Robespierre: "Are you ready for your closeup, Miss Garbo?" "Leave me alone"
Image 235866   03-05-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
421
 
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Image 235865   03-05-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
1122
 
 VoR: Friend zone in action
 Side Boob: Everyone should be as chill as Capybaras
Image 235864   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
759
 
 UltraBeverly: Kitten thinks of nothing but murder.
 Himesama: I love kitties!
 ping: Beeeeeeeans! Oh yeah, and the other parts that make up a kitten.
Image 235863   03-05-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
566
 
 Winterneuro: The moonies just did this at a church in northeast pa. reut.rs/…
 antipatterns: @Robespierre Yeah, religions that don't kill don't last very long typically. That's the beauty of forgiveness. You need both the rules AND the rules for when you break the rules.
 ping: This is my crucifix. There are many like it but this one is mine.
 Science: @Robespierre: Does not apply to war - levitt.com/hebrew/…
 Robespierre: Screw doze Ten Commandments; eh, Padre?
 Callahan: Going vampire hunting later
 Side Boob: Seriously. Those guns could rust!
 fanny: this is sad and fucked up
Image 235862   03-05-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
419
 
 Yam: People hate on starlings but I think theyre kinda neat
Image 235861   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
945
 
 Mr Bleak: "Let them use pens."
 Gringos: @Ulillillia Man alive
 well duh: Needs a "sad but true" button.
 Robespierre: Trump Nation National Anthem
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Shine I would have gone with *don't have
 dangerkeith3000: 8/10. Would be 10/10 but it doesn't rhyme.
 Mr. Shine: *haven't got
 barfolomew: That's a great poem.
Image 235860   03-05-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
698
 
 DrNinjaman: I coulda been a contender...
 Robespierre: "Who cut the cheese?"
 Back Door Dan: Mm, yes, rather
 Peter Pantsless: "Wait, did you say 'pet' or 'vet'?"
 kornisjon: Kindly release the snacks, human.
Image 235859   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
399
 
 Otterman: Dang, they could be using it to play Dark Castle
 kazzy94: I had a couple of them
 Snow Plow: Back when Apple products still looked like Apple products
 Peter Pantsless: Wait, my image has to be at least 500 pixels? What the hell kinda supercomputer do you have?
 dangerkeith3000: That computer's so old it got the bubonic plague.
 SpaceCow: Can't get a virus if you're computer is too old to go online.
Image 235858   03-05-18   Uploaded by    homeless
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