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248532  charlemagne: if your taxi is bloody, throw the fair into the drivers face to distract him as you run off into the night

168402  Felicity: Should*ve gotten the girl in /Pretty in Pink/...kingdom will do as a consolation prize

248533  jochenau: The primal barbarian screaming in women's tennis frightens me.

248509  charlemagne: bottom right looks like obama if obama was completely white

248528  WannaBee: @funny in the wall it's Helga, Arnold and Gerald from Hey Arnold!

248528  charlemagne: @funny in the wall hey arthur, american cartoon about a boy with a severely deformed head

248541  grizzly: @tib gubb this is why I'll never get a leg transplant.

248520  grizzly: The floor is Hawaii.

248541  tib gubb: ask me about my freakishly long leg

248528  grizzly: @funny in the wall Hey! Arnold!

248535  tib gubb: single? here's a special tray to catch your tears

248535  charlemagne: no added salt. unless you count your tears

248533  Christina: @TurkeyVulture You test for midichlorians.

248538  Yurishiro: I do this when I'm bored at restaurants

248539  Yurishiro: But is she annoying? *WINK*

248536  WannaBee: I'll name him Sid.

248530  Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!

248449  glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!

248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

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3. Mr. Shine
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248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248393 Dreforian: Scam, only checks one hacker's databases. Unless it's the One Hacker. TO RULE THEM ALL.

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248465 Side Boob: @Winterneuro they got bought and the new company changed the formula. Try this Earth Friendly Stain and Odor Remover Spray - 22 fl oz amazon.com/dp/B00E6OEBW4/…

248470 Greifer: i take eight!



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Paint Chips uploaded 248051 (912 points)
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Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (857 points)
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 8. Not A Bot: 2911 points
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14. Mr. Shine: 1745 points
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1122
 
 VoR: Friend zone in action
 Side Boob: Everyone should be as chill as Capybaras
Image 235864   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
759
 
 UltraBeverly: Kitten thinks of nothing but murder.
 Himesama: I love kitties!
 ping: Beeeeeeeans! Oh yeah, and the other parts that make up a kitten.
Image 235863   03-05-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
566
 
 Winterneuro: The moonies just did this at a church in northeast pa. reut.rs/…
 antipatterns: @Robespierre Yeah, religions that don't kill don't last very long typically. That's the beauty of forgiveness. You need both the rules AND the rules for when you break the rules.
 ping: This is my crucifix. There are many like it but this one is mine.
 Science: @Robespierre: Does not apply to war - levitt.com/hebrew/…
 Robespierre: Screw doze Ten Commandments; eh, Padre?
 Felicity: Going vampire hunting later
 Side Boob: Seriously. Those guns could rust!
 fanny: this is sad and fucked up
Image 235862   03-05-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
419
 
 Yam: People hate on starlings but I think theyre kinda neat
Image 235861   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
945
 
 Mr Bleak: "Let them use pens."
 Gringos: @Ulillillia Man alive
 well duh: Needs a "sad but true" button.
 Robespierre: Trump Nation National Anthem
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Shine I would have gone with *don't have
 dangerkeith3000: 8/10. Would be 10/10 but it doesn't rhyme.
 Mr. Shine: *haven't got
 barfolomew: That's a great poem.
Image 235860   03-05-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
698
 
 DrNinjaman: I coulda been a contender...
 Robespierre: "Who cut the cheese?"
 Felicity: Mm, yes, rather
 Peter Pantsless: "Wait, did you say 'pet' or 'vet'?"
 kornisjon: Kindly release the snacks, human.
Image 235859   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
399
 
 Otterman: Dang, they could be using it to play Dark Castle
 kazzy94: I had a couple of them
 Felicity: Back when Apple products still looked like Apple products
 Peter Pantsless: Wait, my image has to be at least 500 pixels? What the hell kinda supercomputer do you have?
 dangerkeith3000: That computer's so old it got the bubonic plague.
 SpaceCow: Can't get a virus if you're computer is too old to go online.
Image 235858   03-05-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
574
 
 Yurishiro: Rad for classy long white gloves
 Robespierre: Pining for the walkies
Image 235857   03-05-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
593
 
 itskando: But. How did he? He just? But there's no. .. IT JUST CONFOUNDS ME!
 petepuma: $7.25 an hour isn't enough.
 a sedated moose: It's things like this that make me glad I'm a Floridian.
 Peter Pantsless: *finishes, snow starts falling*
 dangerkeith3000: Cocaine is one helluva drug.
 SpaceCow: Cocaine harvesters work round the clock to keep Michael Bay supplied.
 barfolomew: Keep going there, Sisyphus.
 Yurishiro: Plot twist, he's not removing the snow, he's FILLING THE ROOF WITH SNOW!
 when so: Just give up now. Have a bagel or something
 kornisjon: Slow and steady... So, so slow.
Image 235856   03-05-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
546
 
 Yurishiro: 10/10 would kiss romantically.
Image 235855   03-05-18   Uploaded by    namename
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