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269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

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3. tib gubb
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9. addend
10. Air Biscuit



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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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jadensmith uploaded 268893 (743 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
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 3. wolfskin: 2060 points
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 5. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 6. VeeKay: 1797 points
 7. Shay: 1789 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1659 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
451
 
 Bluetocracy: After Woodstock, Jesus settled down and became a book salesman.
 Otterman: Republican Jesus
 antipatterns: Jesus was always a tyrannical middle manager
 mexican: Jesus isn't white, sorry.
 WTF: Harrison Ford!
 charlemagne: the mormons were right all along!
Image 235641   03-04-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
223
 
 MasterTwig: It's free real estate
 VeeKay: What is property? may I not likewise answer, It is robbery!, without the certainty of being misunderstood; the second proposition being no other than a transformation of the first?
 DrNinjaman: Community access from a region with metric time!
 Robespierre: Squatter stories
 antipatterns: Study at Crust Punk Academy and learn skills like Breaking into Abandoned Buildings, Eating From Trash Can Already All The Time, Back Patches, Evading Railroad Bulls, Etc.
Image 235640   03-04-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
691
 
 Mad Collager: Timmy will one day be President of the Ice Shelf.
 tib gubb: go timmy!
Image 235639   03-04-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
502
 
 Robespierre: @Teechur The county - Pahrump, Beatty, Goldfield, Tonopah ... and that's about it.
 Teechur: The Science Guy?
 Volwen: Drunkhorn
 Mr. Butt: Timely.
Image 235638   03-04-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
281
 
 Amy Housewine: y r u so smol
 El hefe: Keep your arms and legs inside the time machine until it comes to a full stop
 Mr. Butt: nike. NIKE.
Image 235637   03-04-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
630
 
 Mr Bleak: OK - so "less than" does't come through either... :sigh:
 Mr Bleak: First time I was sent 3 I was wondering why he sent me an emoji of his bollocks.
 glowstick: ...
 DrNinjaman: Slice of Papa Murphy's May Day special flower-shaped pizza?
 Mad Collager: Ms. Butt, sideways?
 VoR: @WTF oh yeah. My bad
 WTF: @VoR Sideways two scoop ice cream cone.
 VoR: Less than three our of 10?
Image 235636   03-04-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
275
 
 Robespierre: Shopping at Whole Paycheck can be painful
 Whatever: Grown fresh in Florida and handpicked by trust fund managers
 Mad Collager: You bet your sweet bippy it better be fresh!
 wolfpk: Inflation sucks!
 FabricMan: Trade wars are easy to win
Image 235635   03-04-18   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
511
 
 Not A Bot: Aw, he takes after his Grandpa. He was also a 1940s fuckmachine.
 hajjpodge: This is the weirdest gloryhole.
 Aufziehvogel: Papa?
 Mad Collager: @VoR Especially high-fiber ones.
 fishing: A rose by any other name...
 VoR: Doors love treats
Image 235634   03-04-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
480
 
 Mr Bleak: In order to sell propane, you must give birth to propane.
 DrNinjaman: #Priorities
 Whatever: Your babys kinda gassy
 Mad Collager: To be fair, the tank does have a similar shape to the child's parent.
 McBomalds: Propane accessory.
Image 235633   03-04-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
331
 
 Side Boob: "structural" drywall
 hajjpodge: It's a Grover House!
 Bluetocracy: DIY not?
 Otterman: I have no idea what I'm doing.
 Teechur: I have that same driveway.
 VeeKay: My garden is my most beautiful masterpiece Claude Monet
Image 235632   03-04-18   Uploaded by    suckit
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