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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.



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Score:
453
 
 tea: We're borkfing the conditioning!
 kornisjon: Well, I'm convinced.
 Annoying Vegan : Do they think that cancer is communicable or something?
 Munkybut: Prevent no dogs. Cancer in house.
 petepuma: CANCER DOG #1 is a cheap comic book
 Donut: Why cats shouldn't choose your bumper stickers.
 VeeKay: The court appointed psychiatrist isn't really your friend, no matter what you think. It's called a therapeutic relationship.
 Mr. Whiskers: Perl Horber lady got a new ride!
Image 235478   03-03-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
214
 
 carpwoman: I made this cake for my bunco group. Tasted fantastic. Half the ladies wouldn't eat it.
 kornisjon: I like how the words CAT and POOP are actually part of the name. That would be a topic of conversation.
 hajjpodge: My favorite kind of oatmeal!
 Mr. Shine: *raises hand * "Me. I wouldn't."
 looch: @Mr. Whiskers With a name like Mr. Whiskers I bet you know exactly which one isn't fudge.
 Donut: Why cats shouldn't contribute to your pupu platter.
 fanny: Why on earth would you think this is a cute, fun idea?
 Scoo: Almond Roca would look way more realistic
 Mr. Whiskers: I like to play Russian roulette where one of them isnt fudge
Image 235477   03-03-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
417
 
 2Berries: Looking like straight bozos, the one on the left saw it coming & thats why he went solo
 2Berries: @illBilliam it's pretty easy
 illBilliam: Huh, I never would have thought a pallet would make for a comfortable seat.
 VeeKay: Things are picking up in Nambia.
 DrNinjaman: They were always very prompt
Image 235476   03-03-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
225
 
 NoRagrets: Kill me
 ping: These birthday cakes are getting weirder.
 Donut: Why cats shouldn't make impressionist art.
 Hyphae: My soul
 deeeeeeeez: Looks like one of those 4D ultrasounds...
 VeeKay: Cat poop fudge
 Robespierre: Reasonably gruesome
 sparename: If Bill Plympton made cakes..
Image 235475   03-03-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
482
 
 hajjpodge: Same.
 Donut: Why cats shouldn't make memes.
 Mr. Whiskers: Wait wrong song
 Mr. Whiskers: My p**** and my crack...
Image 235474   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
531
 
 raditzu: i usually don't forget faces, but that face i'll really try to forget
 DrNinjaman: Side eye vs. demon eyes
 charlemagne: my face, my soul
Image 235473   03-03-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
360
 
 Annoying Vegan : He ded
 Donut: Wow, it's like meta now.
 WTF: I was so sick my dysentery had dysentery.
 Robespierre: Groovin'... on a Sunday afternoon...
 FabricMan: Yo dawg, I herd u liek Oregon Trail...
Image 235472   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
302
 
 raditzu: sex with avocado!
 RzK: Its like a halo of mouse-brown fire!
 Mr. Shine: I like hairhorn!
 Donut: That's cool. Now where the hell are your nipples?
 Ulillillia: Herbal Bethences
 Amy Housewine: That's definitely a wig.
Image 235471   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
432
 
 kornisjon: Music does reportedly decrease pain levels.
 DrinkMixMan: @FabricMan Clearly only the patients perform here
 Kaviri: Those are some freaky grooves, my man.
 VeeKay: @Mr. Shine Same.
 Mr. Shine: This scares the absolute SH!T out of me.
 Donut: They're planting an electrode in his brain so he can stop playing Bob Dylan songs.
 VeeKay: Tumor removal. Patient performs a complex task during the proceedure to ensure vital brain tissue is not destroyed.
 FabricMan: @Scoo Does this hospital perform euthanasia?
 sparename: I'm not cooperatin' when I'm rockin' the table while he's operatin'...
 Dr Awkward: Oops, there goes your speech center, but at least you can shred a metal solo now.
 namename: Wish I could be rewired to play the guitar..
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
Image 235470   03-03-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
212
 
 Mad Collager: Step 1, cut a hole in the bag. Step 2, put your nuts in the bag...
 VoR: Will clearly still fail
Image 235469   03-03-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
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