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273555  Not A Bot: I had a nightmare once that wasps were living in my arm so thanks for making that come true.

273555  Peter Pantsless: @FormerLurker maybe not this one. It and its predecessor are homages to a late 60s endurance racer designed specifically to beat the crap out of Ferrari, which it did. Also it's pretty, so there :P

273555  scribbs: I have been for years

273542  Knice: "Rejected" -Asshole Wild Bear HR Guy

273548  Knice: Dammit, Bobie

273553  Knice: I'm picturing some next-level Tetris moves if he's gotta shit.

273558  Knice: First one of these that made me laugh.

273560  FormerLurker: Just a few more bads and well be done with this one...

273441  Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273551  Nothing: Way ahead of you

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless so its Fucked On Race Day?

273566  Peter Pantsless: Also regular heaven

273558  daisy picker: What are numbers? We just don't know.

273556  WTF: Almost Scroatia

273497  Korrok: Probably.

273550  Annoying Vegan : SKILLS.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Dr. Bathroom The March of time is dependent upon our disappointment

273560  tib gubb: What? I'm pretty sure that having a boyfriend in prison would be pretty boss

273557  Sadbot: @tib gubb Nah, we love to learn about humans via the Food Network

273567  static xyz: From the thumbnail I thought it was a Tide pod.

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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 kornisjon: Music does reportedly decrease pain levels.
 DrinkMixMan: @FabricMan Clearly only the patients perform here
 Kaviri: Those are some freaky grooves, my man.
 matos: @Mr. Shine Same.
 Mr. Shine: This scares the absolute SH!T out of me.
 Donut: They're planting an electrode in his brain so he can stop playing Bob Dylan songs.
 big butt bum: Tumor removal. Patient performs a complex task during the proceedure to ensure vital brain tissue is not destroyed.
 FabricMan: @Scoo Does this hospital perform euthanasia?
 sparename: I'm not cooperatin' when I'm rockin' the table while he's operatin'...
 Dr Awkward: Oops, there goes your speech center, but at least you can shred a metal solo now.
 namename: Wish I could be rewired to play the guitar..
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
Image 235470   03-03-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
212
 
 Mad Collager: Step 1, cut a hole in the bag. Step 2, put your nuts in the bag...
 hapi papi: Will clearly still fail
Image 235469   03-03-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
447
 
 crazymothaofa: 13 Step Program, Yeah, that's how it ends.
 Hyphae: Step 1, step 2,... step 11, spare step
 Mad Collager: The music genre that went nowhere Dumbstep.
 sparename: The entrance to Pete's bog
 Mad Collager: The music genre that went nowhere Dumbstep.
 Amy Housewine: Stairway to... GODAMNIT IT, damn cheap contractors.
 Teechur: If you rotate the image 90 degrees to the left, it makes twice as much sense.
 Mr. Whiskers: Sad that in this day and age Hell still isn't handicapped accessible
Image 235468   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
463
 
 Annoying Vegan : That thumbnail is really upsetting me
 Ulillillia: Cat is less clingy and annoying
 Brain Thoughts: They both asked how things were going. Why am I an arse to the cat?
Image 235467   03-03-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
327
 
 kodiakjojo: I wonder how many people are saying "What the hell is a VCR?"
 Mr. Shine: "Her NAME is SONY!!"
 sassysass: Yes. (hangs head)
 Donut: Dammit, Dick! Get out of there! What will the neighbors think?
 Amy Housewine: Richard Stuck, pioneering film director. One day his ouevre will be available on other formats, but at the moment you still have to pop a tape in.
 Mr. Whiskers: Get your minds out of the gutter. They mean RICHARD got his penis stuck in the VCR
 wolfpk: You have to show those poor, old, neglected things some love.
 m o l e m a n: "Hm, I guess VCR doesn't stand for Vagina Central Receiver."
 Dr Awkward: Instructions perfectly clear!
Image 235466   03-03-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
358
 
 wolfpk: It realized the truth!
Image 235465   03-03-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
502
 
 Amy Housewine: Good one, Punt Or Dennis.
Image 235464   03-03-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
368
 
 wolfpk: Bad pun alert!
 Mr. Whiskers: I like to imagine that car belongs to Mr. Cool ICE
 skunkrocker: Car pool
 SuedeOxford: Ultimate billiards machine.
Image 235463   03-03-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
340
 
 Flarmie: You've got to throw the whole house away.
 obboma: Ma football stuck agin paw!
 Robespierre: The Buzz is strong with this one
 Prostata: whole lotta NOPE goin' on
 El hefe: Lets get the honey out
Image 235462   03-03-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
390
 
 well duh: Back in the '80s, you could get New York Seltzer in cans like this. The mixed material package makes recycling harder, but they sure were cool.
 Mr. Whiskers: Ill take a Diet Zeydeh
 Mr. Shine: Neato!
 Volwen: I like bubees
Image 235461   03-03-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
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