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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.



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 kornisjon: Music does reportedly decrease pain levels.
 DrinkMixMan: @FabricMan Clearly only the patients perform here
 Kaviri: Those are some freaky grooves, my man.
 VeeKay: @Mr. Shine Same.
 Mr. Shine: This scares the absolute SH!T out of me.
 Donut: They're planting an electrode in his brain so he can stop playing Bob Dylan songs.
 VeeKay: Tumor removal. Patient performs a complex task during the proceedure to ensure vital brain tissue is not destroyed.
 FabricMan: @Scoo Does this hospital perform euthanasia?
 sparename: I'm not cooperatin' when I'm rockin' the table while he's operatin'...
 Dr Awkward: Oops, there goes your speech center, but at least you can shred a metal solo now.
 namename: Wish I could be rewired to play the guitar..
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
Image 235470   03-03-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
212
 
 Mad Collager: Step 1, cut a hole in the bag. Step 2, put your nuts in the bag...
 VoR: Will clearly still fail
Image 235469   03-03-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
447
 
 crazymothaofa: 13 Step Program, Yeah, that's how it ends.
 Hyphae: Step 1, step 2,... step 11, spare step
 Mad Collager: The music genre that went nowhere Dumbstep.
 sparename: The entrance to Pete's bog
 Mad Collager: The music genre that went nowhere Dumbstep.
 Amy Housewine: Stairway to... GODAMNIT IT, damn cheap contractors.
 Teechur: If you rotate the image 90 degrees to the left, it makes twice as much sense.
 Mr. Whiskers: Sad that in this day and age Hell still isn't handicapped accessible
Image 235468   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
463
 
 Annoying Vegan : That thumbnail is really upsetting me
 Ulillillia: Cat is less clingy and annoying
 VoR: They both asked how things were going. Why am I an arse to the cat?
Image 235467   03-03-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
327
 
 kodiakjojo: I wonder how many people are saying "What the hell is a VCR?"
 Mr. Shine: "Her NAME is SONY!!"
 Otterman: Yes. (hangs head)
 Donut: Dammit, Dick! Get out of there! What will the neighbors think?
 Amy Housewine: Richard Stuck, pioneering film director. One day his ouevre will be available on other formats, but at the moment you still have to pop a tape in.
 Mr. Whiskers: Get your minds out of the gutter. They mean RICHARD got his penis stuck in the VCR
 wolfpk: You have to show those poor, old, neglected things some love.
 m o l e m a n: "Hm, I guess VCR doesn't stand for Vagina Central Receiver."
 Dr Awkward: Instructions perfectly clear!
Image 235466   03-03-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
358
 
 wolfpk: It realized the truth!
Image 235465   03-03-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
502
 
 Amy Housewine: Good one, Punt Or Dennis.
Image 235464   03-03-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
368
 
 wolfpk: Bad pun alert!
 Mr. Whiskers: I like to imagine that car belongs to Mr. Cool ICE
 skunkrocker: Car pool
 SuedeOxford: Ultimate billiards machine.
Image 235463   03-03-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
340
 
 Flarmie: You've got to throw the whole house away.
 VeeKay: Ma football stuck agin paw!
 Robespierre: The Buzz is strong with this one
 Prostata: whole lotta NOPE goin' on
 El hefe: Lets get the honey out
Image 235462   03-03-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
390
 
 well duh: Back in the '80s, you could get New York Seltzer in cans like this. The mixed material package makes recycling harder, but they sure were cool.
 Mr. Whiskers: Ill take a Diet Zeydeh
 Mr. Shine: Neato!
 Volwen: I like bubees
Image 235461   03-03-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
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