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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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2. Felicity
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9. Dr Awkward
10. Scoo



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3571 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3465 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2758 points
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10. Warrax: 1963 points
11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
12. catheter: 1773 points
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14. younglink: 1678 points
15. male anon: 1656 points
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 Volwen: Most houses come with these preinstalled cat toys
 Not A Bot: Wait, are they buying or selling?
 tib gubb: and now for a little dubstep bass by mister whiskers
Image 235450   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
670
 
 Not A Bot: asbestos killed him
 wolfpk: I am still waiting on "Space Balls 2, the Quest for More Money."
 barfolomew: How'd you get this picture of me?
 barfolomew: Raaaaaaad.
 tib gubb: owowoowooooooowww
 Greifer: lone star!
Image 235449   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
283
 
 wolfpk: Is this implying that it would make good bathroom reading material?
 WTF: When you're reading a comic book but the teacher thinks you're reading 'War and Peace'
 VoR: Lumpy knee
Image 235448   03-03-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
806
 
 Uncle Phil: I don't get this loss edit.
 jochenau: Oh ho, well played!
Image 235447   03-03-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
578
 
 some guy : A rare peek at the fleshlight production headquarters.
 Jabberwikket: R&D on SNL's Ford Adobe
 Messed Up Dog: Art, ah, finds a way.
 Annoying Vegan : @wolfpk good pottery equipment is expensive.
 wolfpk: Performance artist, or off meds?
 Teechur: Mechanics hate this one weird trick.
 addend: Look at the rest of you, driving around with those stock hubcaps.
Image 235446   03-03-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
737
 
 Felicity: Rad for getting the font right. And the cool Pac-Man-style head of 1950s Charlie
 Amy Housewine: Only for the only for the only for the only for th hardcore UK raver
 tib gubb: you little shit
 Greifer: acid is in tha house
Image 235445   03-03-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
377
 
 Mr. Shine: Two excellent dancin' names!
 addend: #235434.
Image 235444   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
647
 
 Mr. Shine: No dipping sauce?!
 tib gubb: and people wonder why college has become so expensive
Image 235443   03-03-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
556
 
 Teechur: @jochenau Aggronauts probably wouldn't approve of black bars across the top and bottom.
 jochenau: I need a button that adds black bars to the top and bottom of an image with the text "JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN" on the top and "DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD" on the bottom.
 addend: "What about the other 2 legs?" / "Hmm, I can add one more..."
Image 235442   03-03-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
366
 
 Felicity: Pink! Green! Synthesizers! The typeface Avant Garde! So much 1980s! 1980s nostalgia overload! Gyarghbl :-)
 Dr. Bathroom: Linn Drums: the sound of the eighties.
 Amy Housewine: The Linn9000, from Robert Linn, president of Linn Electronics, as endorsed by Robert Linn.
Image 235441   03-03-18   Uploaded by    fisto
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