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268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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10. glowstick: 1659 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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 VeeKay: Cortana!
 Sadbot: Is the hilt a pipe?
 Amy Housewine: Sadness was a peaceful country and put up little fight against the invaders.
 Whatever: Or blast them away with your automatic machine gun
 Scoo: While you were taking Prozac, I was studying the ancient sword
 mexican: Hit your problems until they aren't problems anymore.
Image 235248   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
 well duh: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Orange?
 ruiner: @Amy Housewine [George Carlin voice] Weird!
 Amy Housewine: If your orange is brown, does that mean it has to be renamed a brown?
 Knice: The Eyes of Saurange.
Image 235247   03-01-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Image 235246 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by booger. You have brought shame on us, booger.
 Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman And give the dog the right number of limbs in the last panel.
 Side Boob: The dog raises some interesting points. Does he have a newsletter?
 BaconCake: @Felicity This dog is a landlord.
 Dobly: good boy go on chapo
 funy speling: But is the dog for it or against it?
 DrNinjaman: Aww, Liddle Brudder. He just keeps scrapin' along. He's got the heart of a champion.
 DrinkMixMan: Jeez, at least Google the correct video game quote
Image 235245   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Donut: He leaves them hanging.
 Robespierre: @Mexico Nailed it
 Teechur: @Knice I hope her PT goes well. And I'm sure you can find instructions for how to do this if you search the porns deeply enough.
 Science: That looks pretty uncomfortable
 wolfpk: When you go to deep in the porn search
 Knice: Mrs Knice started outpatient physical therapy today. I was hoping for this. Am disappoint.
 mexican: Pretty cool.
 tib gubb: kinky
 Mexico: A Nobuyoshi Araki photo.
Image 235244   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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Image 235243   03-01-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
 Mr Bleak: THIS IS SPARTA! Which tube for Old Kent Road?
 Donut: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty for tonight WE COMMUTE DOWNTOWN FOR DINING ARRANGEMENTS AT NOBU!
 Teechur: "Virgins! Put on your No Entry signs!"
 Prostata: shit's about to go down
 Whatever: Boss, I think we made a wrong turn at Thermopylae
 Amy Housewine: Stand on the right, please.
 Scoo: "It's a living"
 dobbiesdoogs: shouldn't there be another 290 of them?
Image 235242   03-01-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
 Gentleman: Good-looking people, cool old square car, classic 1970s stone wall and readerboard. Rad
 mexican: @Scoo There aren't really any good ones though? By definition you don't know a good spy is even there- hardly movie material. Any spy movie is therefore about an idiot who fucked up.
 Scoo: This is from that shitty spy movie, right?
Image 235241   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Dobly: Love Songs from Priya & Kevin no longer my romance CD. Now romance cd is Tool Opiate
 Scoo: We need to talk about Kevin
 Not A Bot: Incentive!
Image 235240   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
 El hefe: #wonthelotterybroke2yearslater
 Teechur: @Felicity I have the same exact style of driveway. Except instead of concrete, it's gravel. And instead of grass, it's mud. And instead of that car, it's a rusty '04 Kia.
 Dobly: er 85 tempo
 Dobly: "We have reports of drug dealing in the area, and we suspect you know something about it," "Officer, look over at that driveway then look at mine. I drive a 1975 Tempo," "oh OH got it. Wrong house, shit. fuck,"
 pusha p: I love that style of driveway
 DrNinjaman: #veyronda
 randomhobo: #iwokeuplikethis
 Dr Awkward: #lifechoices
Image 235239   03-01-18   Uploaded by    genius
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