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268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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Score:
512
 
 Fiveninety: should've went with Speed Weed
 tib gubb: classy
 WTF: @Nope Plot Twist: She can fart the credits theme song.
 dangerkeith3000: There's no law and order where the crimes are especially anus.
 Sadbot: *badonk donk*
 hajjpodge: Better than Wolf Dick.
 Nope: It's the end of law and order
Image 235152   03-01-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
347
 
 WTF: Double your "points" this hunting season.
 Hokie333: @Mr. Shine "o/' A crown of murdered foes will sit upon your head/ Those that wish to challenge you will wish that they were dead..." --Dethklok #202684
 Mr. Shine: Now that's metal AF.
 dangerkeith3000: *theme from Northern Exposure plays*
 Oober: Triple deer
 Scoo: FINISH HIM!
Image 235151   03-01-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
524
 
 Robespierre: There's a hardcore lack of sobriety being demonstrated here.
 Scoo: Ermahgerd, errnersens
 Ulillillia: Oh what a lie, baby
Image 235150   03-01-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Image 235149 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by topcity. Your image was bad, topcity.
Score:
1043
 
 PenguinBartender: Ta-dah!
 dangerkeith3000: puddy tat
 mexican: Slightly retarded-looking kittens are extremely my shit.
 fanny: i respect this cat's modesty
 Butcherboy: And here I thought only dogs scooted across the floor like that
 a robot: Username/upload combo!
 VeeKay: Such beans!
Image 235148   03-01-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
259
 
 Mr Bleak: Fetch me a siphon and an intern, stat!
 gumble: And yet I'm still thirsty
 mexican: It took a serious lack of self preservation to take this picture instead of simply running away, I think.
 Kaviri: *Orson Welles applauding* I'm in tears
 WTF: Pelt it with thumbtacks from the door way.
 Micro Jackson: Fixed it
 Robespierre: Weird stalactite
 when so: IT'S APPROACHING CRITICAL MASS
 Double-Munched Tacotito: NOOOOO
 a sedated moose: "I quit."
Image 235147   03-01-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
586
 
 White Rice: Holy crap, I got a new ad today: ALPHA (which is apparently a pseudo acronym for AL-qaeda, PH (as in acid/base) and HAiti (guess ALPHHA didnt look good?)) which seems to think the US is creating earthquakes & tsunami and every other bad thing thats ever happened (I mean, yeah, the US has & currently does some terrible things, but we dont have weather control machines as far as I know). Huzzah consipracy site ads.
 Alacatr: Well that would explain why some of the pictures dont get comments.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia At my age? I dunno, man ... probably a little TOO revealing, regardless of their comfort level. Besides, check out what's been said about Gamiss on the web - I know those aren't from Gamiss, but they may be from a source with similar scruples, or lack thereof.
 Kaviri: You're my kryptonite.
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre I think it might be working on me, theyre starting to look mighty comfy
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro That's true - the InterWebNets pride themselves in their unparalleled skill at "targeted advertising" - yeah, like I'm gonna be wearing any "blue ice silk mesh boxers" anytime soon...
 Spazstatic: Every ad on this particular page was for a 2018 Subaru Forester.
 DJSnoopMike: @Mr. Shine @Teechur @Hokie333 @White Rice @Scoo @Ulillillia @Robespierre I'm getting none of those, I mostly get gearbest ads. I'm guessing luxury ads is more an american thing than aggro thing
 DrNinjaman: I get mostly transparent and mesh boxer shorts ads. On a related note, when can I be expecting my first top 10 commenter stipend? I have a Paypal account if that's more convenient.
 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Do you get the ads for "Psycho Bunny", or whatever it is, purveyors of the $150 hoodie?
 Mr. Shine: @Hokie333 @White Rice @Ulillillia @Robespierre I get luxury watches, serious booty Gamiss ads, and transparent mesh boxer shorts. None are really my speed.
 Robespierre: @Hokie333 @White Rice @Scoo @Yurishiro @Ulillillia I've been getting a lot of ads for watches - up to +$2,000 watches, ugly but expensive shoes, machine shop equipment and, of course, Gamiss, although not nearly as often as before. Right now I'm being lured to "shop Givenchy at Ssense", which ain't gonna happen. Must be a lot rich Aggronauts out there, but I, alas, am not one of them.
 Teechur: @White Rice @Hokie333 I have Newchic and Gamiss. I have no idea what they are. I see the Trump/guns thing a lot at home.
 Hokie333: @Robespierre I've been seeing DON'T LET TRUMP TAKE OUR GUNS from some off-brand NRA-wannabes. I click on those and fill in the survey forms with 'Repeal@TheSecond.gov' and such.
 White Rice: @Robespierre on this page, I got PG&E, the coast guard, and multiple for boxer shorts. Utilities I can understand, military is kinda meh, and I cant say Ive ever bought underwear online, so those last ones are a touch off (still better than the overpriced, unappealing -luxury- cloathing I sometimes get)
 dangerkeith3000: Superman's pee tastes just like water out of a fountain I've been told.
 Scoo: @Robespierre I've been getting mostly insurance ads
 Hippitus Hoppitus: @Ulillillia you can think of me when you need a not loaded aggronaut no worries there
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre I was just thinking, all Aggronauts must be loaded except me
 Micro Jackson: Well, you can't say he wasn't warned
 Robespierre: As a momentary aside, who else aboard the Friendly Spaceship is getting ads for absurdly expensive luxury goods?
 Shay: BEWARE
Image 235146   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
302
 
 barfolomew: Based on the circles, it's in your pocket.
Image 235145   03-01-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
355
 
 Mr Bleak: Hi-Ho, Silver! Awaaaarrrrgggghhhh!
 mexican: Horses are stupid and will do everything they can to get themselves killed. Anyone else is just a bonus, really.
 XLY: roy moore taking a break from cruising the lot for some hey misters
 Scoo: This is SAD
 San DoDo: I think you had enough
 fanny: your girlfriend is drunk!
 rubix1924: Is your girlfriend cheating on you in a parking lot?
Image 235144   03-01-18   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: Aftermath of #235144
 Ulillillia: @Micro Jackson Getting a girlfriend on the rebound
 Mr. Shine: I hope this isn't real.
 Micro Jackson: Aw, man, that could have been recycled
 fanny: anyone know the story behind this image?
 Shay: I think your girlfriend is trashy looking.
 Side Boob: You know times are bad when people are throwing away perfectly good girlfriends.
Image 235143   03-01-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
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