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253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

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 funny in the wall: @WTF i mean, potato-tomato.
 Amy Housewine: aaaagagagagaga
 dangerkeith3000: Sailor No
 Micro Jackson: My date has arrived
 WTF: I hope that's a 20 year old girl in a Popeye mask and not a 65 year old man with a 20 year old girl's body.
 Mad Collager: @Skaalar Mine isn't.
 a sedated moose: Kinda got some mixed feelings about this one.
 Skaalar: I bet his wand is a stack of spinach cans all strapped together.
 originaluser: Classic paper bag on face situation
 a robot: "Popeye the Sailor Moon." This is hilarious and awesome!
Image 235122   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
 agentpaint: Also later, shihlords!
 deadwombat: Dogs of amazon
Image 235121   03-01-18   Uploaded by    when so
 Demon Universe: The Cinnamon Toast Crunch cannablism commercials also disturb me for some reason.
 when so: -viscera-
Image 235120   03-01-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
 VeeKay: Always nice to have a buddy to drink with
 Demon Universe: @Demon Universe @ping Which makes it all the more ironic I cant tell the difference between the two.
 Demon Universe: @ping Good to know, I guess I need to hit up the Google for hop pictures. I love Brussel sprouts, though they smell like ***hole.
 ping: @Demon Universe Hops look fluffier and are significantly less evil.
 Demon Universe: I thought it was a hop or whatever the hell they are.
 Xeno: Brussels stout?
 Dr Awkward: Brussel Sprout, Brussels Belgium, Belgian Beer.... its all coming together.
 looch: Ruined
Image 235119   03-01-18   Uploaded by    DrNinjaman
 DrNinjaman: Guy Fieri as a snowman
Image 235118   03-01-18   Uploaded by    DrNinjaman
 RiderFan: Snoop Dog and Willie Nelson must be having a party.
 VeeKay: I call it the Camberwell Carrot
 petepuma: Also this picture gave me cancer
 petepuma: The taxes on those alone must be astronomical
 Side Boob: Roman Red…
 Lumb Blombus: Now that's a fatty.
 a robot: Just like… (skip ahead to 6:05, the "start at" feature doesn't seem to work on mobile)
 Ulillillia: We get it
 ThoughtlessGentleman: seriously why arent mega spliffs legal?!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: only you can legalize mega spliffs.
 karmakat: biggest cigarettes I ever saw.
 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman More like blazin'
 DrNinjaman: The cartels are certainly getting brazen
Image 235117   03-01-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
 DrNinjaman: That's how Warren Buffet started
 Robespierre: Colour me dubious
 VeeKay: #doubt
 Captain Marsupial: I sing of matches and the cigarettes...
 Warrax: Nickles are kind of oversized.
 barfolomew: Doubtful.
 Scoo: So dirty limericks count?
Image 235116   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Not A Bot: now that's a green vehicle
 Warrax: While you were shaving your face and putting on shirts, I studied the blade.
 PenguinBartender: @tib gubb I blame the schools.
 karmakat: and, by accident, he cut his beard.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: (slips and ironically cuts off whole beard)
 Clim Tinties: Such low body fat, weakling.
 charlemagne: the last hipster
 tib gubb: man. i'm gonna cut you so bad. you're gonna wish i hadn't cut you so bad
Image 235115   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Troll
 Captain Marsupial: Meesa drive all crazy downda roads.
 karmakat: and the guy probably keeps wondering WHY people keep trying to throw him off the road.
Image 235114   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Captain Marsupial: See,s like it was a Bowie album cover
 Captain Marsupial: See,s like it was a Bowie album cover
 charlemagne: that was a chinese woman who didn't trust the baggage throwers
Image 235113   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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