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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.



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Score:
1100
 
 funny in the wall: @WTF i mean, potato-tomato.
 Amy Housewine: aaaagagagagaga
 dangerkeith3000: Sailor No
 Micro Jackson: My date has arrived
 WTF: I hope that's a 20 year old girl in a Popeye mask and not a 65 year old man with a 20 year old girl's body.
 Mad Collager: @Skaalar Mine isn't.
 a sedated moose: Kinda got some mixed feelings about this one.
 Skaalar: I bet his wand is a stack of spinach cans all strapped together.
 originaluser: Classic paper bag on face situation
 a robot: "Popeye the Sailor Moon." This is hilarious and awesome!
Image 235122   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
483
 
 agentpaint: Also later, shihlords!
 deadwombat: Dogs of amazon
Image 235121   03-01-18   Uploaded by    when so
Score:
353
 
 Shay: THE ARISTOCRATS!
 Demon Universe: The Cinnamon Toast Crunch cannablism commercials also disturb me for some reason.
 when so: -viscera-
Image 235120   03-01-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
233
 
 VeeKay: Always nice to have a buddy to drink with
 Demon Universe: @Demon Universe @ping Which makes it all the more ironic I cant tell the difference between the two.
 Demon Universe: @ping Good to know, I guess I need to hit up the Google for hop pictures. I love Brussel sprouts, though they smell like ***hole.
 ping: @Demon Universe Hops look fluffier and are significantly less evil.
 Demon Universe: I thought it was a hop or whatever the hell they are.
 Xeno: Brussels stout?
 Dr Awkward: Brussel Sprout, Brussels Belgium, Belgian Beer.... its all coming together.
 looch: Ruined
Image 235119   03-01-18   Uploaded by    DrNinjaman
Score:
344
 
 DrNinjaman: Guy Fieri as a snowman
Image 235118   03-01-18   Uploaded by    DrNinjaman
Score:
451
 
 RiderFan: Snoop Dog and Willie Nelson must be having a party.
 VeeKay: I call it the Camberwell Carrot
 petepuma: Also this picture gave me cancer
 petepuma: The taxes on those alone must be astronomical
 Side Boob: Roman Red youtu.be/…
 Lumb Blombus: Now that's a fatty.
 a robot: Just like tinyurl.com/… (skip ahead to 6:05, the "start at" feature doesn't seem to work on mobile)
 Ulillillia: We get it
 ThoughtlessGentleman: seriously why arent mega spliffs legal?!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: only you can legalize mega spliffs.
 karmakat: biggest cigarettes I ever saw.
 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman More like blazin'
 DrNinjaman: The cartels are certainly getting brazen
Image 235117   03-01-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
439
 
 DrNinjaman: That's how Warren Buffet started
 Robespierre: Colour me dubious
 VeeKay: #doubt
 Captain Marsupial: I sing of matches and the cigarettes...
 Warrax: Nickles are kind of oversized.
 barfolomew: Doubtful.
 Scoo: So dirty limericks count?
Image 235116   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
290
 
 Not A Bot: now that's a green vehicle
 Warrax: While you were shaving your face and putting on shirts, I studied the blade.
 PenguinBartender: @tib gubb I blame the schools.
 karmakat: and, by accident, he cut his beard.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: (slips and ironically cuts off whole beard)
 Clim Tinties: Such low body fat, weakling.
 charlemagne: the last hipster
 tib gubb: man. i'm gonna cut you so bad. you're gonna wish i hadn't cut you so bad
Image 235115   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
134
 
 Captain Marsupial: Meesa drive all crazy downda roads.
 karmakat: and the guy probably keeps wondering WHY people keep trying to throw him off the road.
Image 235114   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
298
 
 Captain Marsupial: See,s like it was a Bowie album cover
 Captain Marsupial: See,s like it was a Bowie album cover
 charlemagne: that was a chinese woman who didn't trust the baggage throwers
Image 235113   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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