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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Thirbo Grunupert: @carpwoman Ting tang walla walla bing bang
 Bango Grunopert: Eep opp ork ah ah.
 Bown Dampongus: Meanwhile, on FOX and Fiends...
 Hempo Drumoble: The first YouTube commentor
 Berm Grunombies: More intelligible than most politicians these days.
 Jald Horpumbies: Translation: "I fought sabertooth tigers so humanity could become this?!"
 Fruft Grongo: @funny in the wall -Gak Foop 2020.
 Homp Drumoble: @funny in the wall He probably doesn't know how to use Twitter which is a plus
 Lingo Brupert: hubba hubba zoot zoot
 Frown Dampumbies: Foop foop in the doop.
 Mingo Plemungo: @Side Boob What'd I say, what'd I say?
 Hiwn Alboble: Cant we make this guy president?
 Hengo Brungus: Woah, hey man, I just got here.
 Ruft Drumungo: Atouk zug zug Lana
 Duft Brungo: Unga bunga inga banga bonga!
 Crild Brombies: Shut up, Charles Manson.
Image 234971   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Frirbo Albongo
 Darm Morpungo: @sparename A compote, perhaps
 Jamp Plupert: Is this a dessert?
 Thild Drumopert: @Yurishiro "You sank my Blackberry!"
 Lango Morpongo: Naval battle!
 Palm Plupert: Party in the front, business in the back
 Hort Brombies: Booberry?
Image 234970   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Virb Brongo
 Duwn Dampongo: Robot hell is a real place, where you *will* be sent at the first sign of disobedience!
 Melm Horpongus: I bet they merge to form a giant robot
 Tremp Rempoble: @Scoo Sold
 Buft Grunombies: It comes with free pizza! #234967
Image 234969   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Bift Brumple
 Garb Plongus: From the Sid Phillips line of Toy Story toys.
 Memp Plemopert: Don't mind if I do
 Peft Albungo: If you are brave, you can play with two at one time.
 Crump Flombies: *scrolls down* *scrolls back up* "...What? Just...what? Why?"
 Domp Drumungo: "With real knucklehead action" is right.
Image 234968   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Vung Drumopert
 Crilm Plemumbies: Baphoroni
 Peft Grunungo: That's basically what we'd call the "family cut" where I used to work.
 Thawn Plemongo: Is this what my local place is going for when they completely screw up the first center line?
 Marb Dampopert: Party Cannon's pentagram
 Belm Grunungo: Papa bless
 Crert Plemopert: Ewwww.... pepperoni
 Trumpo Dampomple: HAIL
 Girbo Morpongo: For the glory of Pizza Satan, of course!
 Momp Grungo: Cut my life into pizzas, this is my plastic fork.
 Mimpo Groble: Pentapizza looks like something Papa John would worship
Image 234967   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Thown Grunoble
 Frang Flumongo: @DrNinjaman that's what you think: she's a pro and got it down before the shutter snapped.
 Theft Rempomple: Fuck you and fuck your stupid prohibition
 Puld Grunongus: The one on the right is clearly miming drinking with an empty bottle.
 Jold Grupert: Rad badass bitches
 Croft Grunoble: hell yeah time to get drunk!!!
Image 234966   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Dert Flumoble
 Molm Broble: @FabricMan A bus would never fit behind that RV.
 Murt Morpongus: Escape pod.
 Ging Rempoble: They're just a little more efficient than a Carolla, but not much. If you really want to be eco-friendly, take the bus
 Hift Horpongus: smart idea
Image 234965   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Deng Flupert
 Buft Plungus: Swan, Swan H.
 Hild Albomple: It's funnier than that! It's swan upping (pfffffttt har har har).
 Hirm Dampoble: Peter Swan
 Fruwn Drumongus: h.t. gilligan, takeaway delivery man, by royal decree
Image 234964   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Rarb Albongo
 Hengo Bromple: @carpwoman saw a story on TV once where a sideline photog got run over by an NFL player, pounded the camera into the guy's face so bad the doc's decided to x-ray his head to check for broken bones. His facial bones were ok, but the film showed signs of a possible brain tumor, which it was, and caught early enough to be operable; saved the guy's life. A fluke? Yes. Still, the photog knew the risks.
 Flerbo Plemungo: It's inSANE that photogs have to effing kneel at games so they aren't in the way of others. Leaves us open to all kinds of injury. I never knelt and thankfully never had too.
 Jarm Flungus: @wolfpk - Sometimes we're just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm sure this is what I looked like when I got creamed by a WR. Good times. Couldn't walk for a week, but the cameras were OK.
 Porb Plemungo: My opinion has always been, that if they want to be "right up in the action," then they have no one but themselves to blame when they get creamed.
Image 234963   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Muwn Plungus
 Daple Cremongus: "Yes, I can hear you now. Can I get out of here now, please?"
 Jaft Grombies: 6-yard is my new favorite rapper.
 Lort Rempongo: @dangerkeith3000 - "Dumpster Dudes" marketed at older children.
 Bongo Drumongo: Garbage Pail Kid?
 Dawn Broble: Dude, don't tell me what I did last night, just come and pick me up. Also, bring coffee
 Peld Bromple: Great downtown location but the rent's outrageous
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