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272338  petunias: Being in customer service, people like you make days enjoyable. Carry on, sir.

272293  UltraBeverly: Murals of North Korea (I can't see if its a mosaic)

272155  Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272310  Not A Bot: Player 2 from the popular arcade beat-em-up "Baby Dudes"

272194  Science: @FormerLurker: Odinism?

272318  FormerLurker: @dangerkeith3000 to be fair, most people on the simpsons look related... they all have the same chin...

272195  Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272205  Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272192  waaaaaat: @lecj07 Holy loly

272309  WTF: Welcome to welcome to welcome to Beaver

272320  Off Topic: ...on a terrible belly tattoo.

272324  Yam: This is one of those ones I know is REALLY dumb, but I laugh at it every time

272320  dangerkeith3000: Smile in your after picture, Robert!

272324  Side Boob: Spelling has a strong correlation with aiming ability.

272325  dangerkeith3000: I'm one of those people who loves The Smiths but hates Morrissey.

272324  dangerkeith3000: It got better.

272322  thecraftywolf: disregard the constabulary! arriving directly from the subterranean.

272295  Munkybut: Poor puffy puppies

272242  LurkedMoar: OSHAIIIIIT

272307  celtic: Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

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272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 Munkybut: Poor puffy puppies

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.



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Score:
426
 
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Ting tang walla walla bing bang
 carpwoman: Eep opp ork ah ah.
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, on FOX and Fiends...
 Micro Jackson: The first YouTube commentor
 Shay: More intelligible than most politicians these days.
 Ignatius: Translation: "I fought sabertooth tigers so humanity could become this?!"
 bug: @funny in the wall -Gak Foop 2020.
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall He probably doesn't know how to use Twitter which is a plus
 when so: hubba hubba zoot zoot
 WTF: Foop foop in the doop.
 Sandor: @Side Boob What'd I say, what'd I say?
 funny in the wall: Cant we make this guy president?
 Nope: Woah, hey man, I just got here.
 Teechur: Atouk zug zug Lana
 Side Boob: Unga bunga inga banga bonga!
 dangerkeith3000: Shut up, Charles Manson.
Image 234971   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
303
 
 Robespierre: @sparename A compote, perhaps
 sparename: Is this a dessert?
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro "You sank my Blackberry!"
 joxxuh: Naval battle!
 Nope: Party in the front, business in the back
 Robespierre: Booberry?
Image 234970   02-28-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
549
 
 jazzjunkie: Robot hell is a real place, where you *will* be sent at the first sign of disobedience!
 Not A Bot: I bet they merge to form a giant robot
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Sold
 Scoo: It comes with free pizza! #234967
Image 234969   02-28-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
730
 
 Spazstatic: From the Sid Phillips line of Toy Story toys.
 Nothing: Don't mind if I do
 dangerkeith3000: If you are brave, you can play with two at one time.
 Pizza: *scrolls down* *scrolls back up* "...What? Just...what? Why?"
 Robespierre: "With real knucklehead action" is right.
Image 234968   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
626
 
 BavidDowie: Baphoroni
 SpaceCow: That's basically what we'd call the "family cut" where I used to work.
 Wooden Spoon: Is this what my local place is going for when they completely screw up the first center line?
 trelyate: Party Cannon's pentagram
 Himesama: Papa bless
 funny in the wall: Ewwww.... pepperoni
 hajjpodge: HAIL
 Scoo: For the glory of Pizza Satan, of course!
 Derp Herpigan: Cut my life into pizzas, this is my plastic fork.
 Robespierre: Pentapizza looks like something Papa John would worship
Image 234967   02-28-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
1068
 
 barfolomew: @DrNinjaman that's what you think: she's a pro and got it down before the shutter snapped.
 chelseachels: Fuck you and fuck your stupid prohibition
 DrNinjaman: The one on the right is clearly miming drinking with an empty bottle.
 dangerkeith3000: Rad badass bitches
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hell yeah time to get drunk!!!
Image 234966   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
335
 
 DrNinjaman: @FabricMan A bus would never fit behind that RV.
 Johnnydunebuggy: Escape pod.
 FabricMan: They're just a little more efficient than a Carolla, but not much. If you really want to be eco-friendly, take the bus
 Ihminen: smart idea
Image 234965   02-28-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
338
 
 Robespierre: Swan, Swan H.
 guccigucci: It's funnier than that! It's swan upping (pfffffttt har har har).
 Greifer: Peter Swan
 charlemagne: h.t. gilligan, takeaway delivery man, by royal decree
Image 234964   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
461
 
 well duh: @carpwoman saw a story on TV once where a sideline photog got run over by an NFL player, pounded the camera into the guy's face so bad the doc's decided to x-ray his head to check for broken bones. His facial bones were ok, but the film showed signs of a possible brain tumor, which it was, and caught early enough to be operable; saved the guy's life. A fluke? Yes. Still, the photog knew the risks.
 carpwoman: It's inSANE that photogs have to effing kneel at games so they aren't in the way of others. Leaves us open to all kinds of injury. I never knelt and thankfully never had too.
 carpwoman: @wolfpk - Sometimes we're just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm sure this is what I looked like when I got creamed by a WR. Good times. Couldn't walk for a week, but the cameras were OK.
 Donut: I'LL PROTECT YOU, CHEERLEADER!
 wolfpk: My opinion has always been, that if they want to be "right up in the action," then they have no one but themselves to blame when they get creamed.
Image 234963   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
438
 
 Donut: "Yes, I can hear you now. Can I get out of here now, please?"
 Dr Awkward: 6-yard is my new favorite rapper.
 skylark: @dangerkeith3000 - "Dumpster Dudes" marketed at older children.
 dangerkeith3000: Garbage Pail Kid?
 wolfpk: Dude, don't tell me what I did last night, just come and pick me up. Also, bring coffee
 Scoo: Great downtown location but the rent's outrageous
Image 234962   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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