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273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

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273224 FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
922
 
 funny in the wall: if you count prokaryotes, it's way more than all that
 WTF: 1.5 Million
 jazzjunkie: @Ulillillia TV signal's out on account of all the EMI from nuclear detonations.
 Ulillillia: No TV Signal 2020
Image 234945   02-28-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
405
 
 SpaceCow: King Barethon always knew who to invite to make his parties kick ass.
 DrNinjaman: Cookout time in the Garden of Eden
 Derp Herpigan: This was what made me consider a melee build in Fallout.
 Robespierre: You're not supposed to treat shish kebab like marshmallows, Ivor.
 Annoying Vegan : What DnD character is this?
 PenguinBartender: "Yes, hello, sword support? Yeah...it's me... it's on fire again."
 Scoo: Haha, Beric's drunk again
Image 234944   02-28-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
915
 
 Not A Bot: Fossilized calf snout.
 Robespierre: @Captain Marsupial Dunno. Looks legit to me. Cats, y'know...
 wolfpk: That dog has chased me for the last time!!
 Captain Marsupial: Might be 'shopped.
 Ulillillia: Mewty of North Korea
 edgarallendoh: Kitten Kong: Resurgence
 Oh Don Piano: "Then they'll all be like BWOOOSHSH"
 logono: Fly my pretties
 Mumbo Dingus: "I hate meeces to tiny little pieces"
Image 234943   02-28-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
707
 
 Robespierre: Noir deluxe
 wolfpk: I think I hear something coming my way #234943
 barfolomew: Crime is a disease on this city. What was once fine and beautiful has succumbed to the creeping canker of sin. I am the one who will SQUIRREL
Image 234942   02-28-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
312
 
 Mr Bleak: What's the difference between a BMW convertible and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
 Robespierre: Typical Friendly Spaceship poster
 ping: The current time is knob past fuckwit.
 petepuma: Now you can identify assholes even if they are walking around
 Dr Awkward: Cool face swap
Image 234941   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
87
 
 Dr Awkward: Nobody move! Got it to 69!! 2211 MST, 2-28-18.
 Side Boob: 68 now. My BADs used to be worth more, I think :(
 Punt Numbles: It was at 88; I badded it to 77
 Dr Awkward: Dang, I used my bad, it i just went from 91 to 88. I guess a guy can dream...
 Robespierre: @a sedated moose Contrarians...
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre well, that didn't last long.
 Robespierre: @WTF ... in the time it took me to draft that comment. Urgh.
 Robespierre: Top work, @a sedated moose! Now, no more Rads, no more Bads; keep this score just as nature intended.
 WTF: Now 99
 a sedated moose: Nailed it!
 Robespierre: And what does this one do in its copious free time? Access the "Search Arab Women" clickbait.
 Eleftheros: Damnit my rads are worth more than usual today?? 87.
 Robespierre: At 59 again
 Science: @Dr Awkward: I tried - back up to 83
 Dr Awkward: @Zukero @dangerkeith3000 It's only at 59 now! Come on, Spaceship, you had one job!
 Zukero: @dangerkeith3000 @Dr Awkward Order restored
 dangerkeith3000: I radded because it was at 60 and now it's at 87 so someone bad it and get it to 69!
 Dr Awkward: Nobody RAD or BAD this!!! It's at 69 right now!
Image 234940   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
497
 
 Robespierre: @charlemagne Especially not the grass.
 charlemagne: when you play golf, nobody wins
 Shay: Fake news?
 Robespierre: The feel-crummy story of the week
 grizzly: Not so great now, are you kiddo?
Image 234939   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
435
 
 Robespierre: Dis-joint-ed, eh?
 boomboomboom: Friend I had died of marihuana. 10kg block fell on his head from a 20th floor veranda.
 Warrax: My friend's cousin passed out and drowned in a bucket of marihuanas.
Image 234938   02-28-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
535
 
 Captain Marsupial: On this day 200 years ago Ludwig Von Barkhoven composes first barking dog Christmas song.
 Scoo: Caroline AF
 Rev80: Meet Joe Bork
 barfolomew: "why do you insist on humiliating my people"
Image 234937   02-28-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
585
 
 Captain Marsupial: Holds sign, "Consolidated and monopolized many media franchises."
 Robespierre: @Rev80 Aaaaand now you know.
 Captain Marsupial: Holds sign, "Consolidated and monopolized many media franchises."
 Rev80: I like the image, but have no jokes. Instead I just want to see what friendly spaceship's switcherino does to the words stormfront, 4chan, and facebook
 Robespierre: Hangdog Mickey
 Scoo: Mickey Morose
 barfolomew: "I trusted you, human."
 Dresdenkeogh: Not the happiest place on earth
Image 234936   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
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