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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Thewn Alboble: We were at the beach, nobody had matching towels
 Garb Grunumbies: lobstargh
 Hewn Dampongus: I don't think that lobster can even.
 Berm Dampumple: @Scoo beat me to it
 Crimp Drumuble: something something "Dancin' Name"
 Trirb Flungo: All tidepoolers are acceptable, jerkface.
 Fraple Rempungus: Quit lobstershaming.
 Mart Cremombies: Flaccid is as flaccid tastes
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 Vuwn Flumbies: Oh, so this is what they mean by "hands-off management"!
 Gelm Albumple: I may have to snap some pics of the ones I deal with@barfolomew
 Mople Plemoble: @Butcherboy you should have uploaded this one.
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 Hurbo Drumuble: "No honey - it will make for a fun joke photo! Seriously - I swear I'm not going to masturbate over it and dream about you being a hucow!"
 Pampo Flumbies: You know what they gotta grab the bull by the horns.
 Trerb Plemomple: @barfolomew 'Everything on earth is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power'.
 Rerm Albopert: Hmmmm *swipes right*
 Girm Flungus: I am udderly turned on right now.
 Flumpo Drumuble: @Rev80 On it!
 Frampo Dampomple: this is very moo-ving
 Mild Plemungo: Hesitant rad for effort spent on a questionable endeavor.
 Trungo Drumumbies: Horns AND utter is a red flag for sure
 Pongo Plemomple: @barfolomew Natch; it IS the Interwebs, you know.
 Trampo Brupert: The person on the other side of this camera is wearing suspenders. Or at least he WAS until about a minute after taking the picture..
 Borbo Flumongus: That's a nasty looking hemorrhoid.
 Marbo Flumopert: This must be made into an album cover..
 Rarb Gropert: It's time to play "cheap Halloween costume or sex thing?" The answer is sex thing. It's always sex thing.
Image 234931   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Frompo Flumuble
 Thampo Grunupert: Samsonite: the one weakness of superheroes from the planet Samson.
 Lurb Dampungo: Samsonite: The #1 choice for animal smugglers!
 Flumpo Horpuble: Let me show you what's in my pelican case!
 Hiple Grongus: Live chicks and eggs infected with killer virus.
 Laft Flumomple: @Warrax omelette you off the hook this time
 Jeft Horpungus: I'm sorry I've eggsausted all my egg puns for the week.
 Freple Grunopert: This case is perfect for chicked baggage.
 Baft Drumungus: oh my dad still has one of these and it sure has held up over the years
 Flople Grumbies: @barfolomew dammit, I guess they know that one.
 Bild Dampumbies: Chicks dig nice luggage.
 Trarb Flumoble: Amazing "overripe a p p l e" didn't survive as a color scheme.
 Gimpo Flumupert: At $38 bucks.. That's really Cheap-cheap-cheap..
 Mengo Grunupert: That's going to be a bad omelette
Image 234930   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Mald Brumbies
 Trampo Plumple: Im ready to come back inside now. Im not crazy any more.
 Craft Plemumbies: Its the right thing to do and a tasty way to do it.
 Dong Rempombies: Whazzup, Wilfred?!!!
 Bart Drumungo: @Prostata slowbeef
 Herm Grunumple: @Prostata and a stroke too?
 Vuft Rempombies: The family guy bit with him is still one of my all time favorites.
 Part Groble: Just avoid talking about North Korea, Hip-Hop, Guns and Tide Pods and everything will be fine..
 Murm Brombies: I'm suddenly hungry for oatmeal.
 Frurbo Flumungus: diabeetus?
Image 234929   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Japle Rempoble
 Lelm Plemuble: vvv Why not both?
 Rimp Cremomple: Sunsets are always beautiful. Unless you live in the purge movie and it's the purge night. Then they are fucking terrifying.
Image 234928   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Truft Grunoble
 Helm Dampomple: dafuq.
 Balm Flumuble: Slim Breadbody
 Daft Albopert: that moustache should have been covered up. eesh.
 Thuft Dampuble: What; no strategically-placed baguette?
 Verm Flumopert: I haven't been that toasted in a while
 Pawn Plemopert: Make you next date a two-baguette.
 Jango Brumbies: #234901.
 Mumpo Cremungus: Dave thinks he's the best thing since sliced white..
 Jengo Grunopert: Ugh. Crumby.
 Lerm Rempungus: That's not how you raise a child
 Frerb Grongo: Loafing around
Image 234927   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Crart Alboble
 Derb Plemombies: "The whole scene was totally flipped-out, dude"
 Crong Plungus: Hate when that happens
 Gulm Flumuble: Car breakdancing
 Purm Drumungo: Stranger Things season 3 is gonna suck
 Mempo Flongo: From over there, you're the one that's upside down.
 Crerb Grunombies: *insert the mandatory "Like a glove" comment here*
 Gampo Grongus: Bloody Australian drivers!
Image 234926   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Cremongus
 Lemp Dampungo: @Jabberwikket [facepalm] it's unlikely that someone would create alternate versions of the muppets & it would just be bare hands.... D'oh!
 Pimpo Flumoble: @jazzjunkie, now I wanna see some clickbaity article of "Muppets without Makeup" parody
 Baple Morpongus: Kermit doesn't wear makeup...
 Puft Grunomple: @Mr. Whiskers it is Yuletide, my dudes
 Gift Albungus: Timely
Image 234925   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Laple Plupert
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