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268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

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267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"



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11. withak: 1603 points
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Score:
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 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt I don't remember that, but reading it now made me laugh, so thanks for that
 dangerkeith3000: FOX News
 dangerkeith3000: FOX News
 Mr. Whiskers: Now that I think about it, my shits are like TV: entertaining, timely, and happening 24 hours a day.
 Mad Collager: @Mr. Butt I don't know, coming from you, I'd think that'd be a compliment!
 wolfpk: @Mr. Butt Reminding her of it will help a lot. Lol
 a robot: Always with the shitposting, @Mr. Butt ;)
 Mr. Butt: A long time ago, @carpwoman posted this and I commented "more like @CRAPwoman" and she seemed annoyed with me and I've been trying to regain her favor ever since.
 WTF: I feel there would be a lot of spray.
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Fox News
 barfolomew: Commentary!
Image 234831   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
75
 
 Ulillillia: @Darmstadtium ICUhorn would be more like "oh no I came out of the coma"
 Skaalar: @dobbiesdoogs It is too late for that now. Put him down.
 Darmstadtium: ICUhorn?
 dobbiesdoogs: put him back under
Image 234830   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
192
 
 Rev80: My favorite egg-loving lady, EVER!
 Slerzy: It's the white socks with the heels that get me
 berlin: Sleigh ride in leather
 carpwoman: MOM! WTAF?
 guest: you changed your name TO Latrine?
 Mad Collager: She has only one cavity. Life is cruel.
 Robespierre: Edith Massey gettin' DOWN!
Image 234829   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
143
 
 Not A Bot: Quickly becoming my new fetish.. Salaryman Sexvirus Super Escapeman
 tib gubb: 'good enough for government work' in full effect
 Wooden Spoon: HYDROGEN BOMB WARNING... false alarm.
 barfolomew: This is BAD (user interface design)
Image 234828   02-27-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
212
 
 DrNinjaman: Time for the reception rap battle.
 randomhobo: In soviet Russia -ah forget it
 WTF: "A 1/4 layer cake? You spoil me!"
 mrdiron: is this a slavssquatting wedding?
 Scoo: russia.jpg
 wolfpk: A real catch there! Throw him back!
Image 234827   02-27-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
381
 
 sparename: " # Seven or eleven, Soup eyes watching you.. # "
Image 234826   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
271
 
 Semaphore: Maybe theres a child whos already on death row--it is Texas after all--and they figure this way they combine executions
 Mr. Whiskers: Okay: this is a joke
 WTF: Someone believing this is legit? What is this world coming to?
 Not A Bot: mountains come out of the west and they stand there
 wolfpk: He'll get a kid.
 White Rice: Nowhere do they say HUMAN child. He gets larva.
 Ulillillia: Seems legit.
Image 234825   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
228
 
 XLY: serves 1
 berlin: @Scoo AMEN
 barfolomew: Pairs with red wine, apparently.
 Greifer: the perfect dish
 Scoo: Every day we stray further from god's light
Image 234824   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
208
 
 barfolomew: Titled "Chips and Sadness."
Image 234823   02-27-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
537
 
 SpaceCow: Butcher Pete is hackin', wackin', choppin' that meat.
 jadensmith: ...if you know what we mean
 kornisjon: Don't want to be bell boy/girl at this establishment.
 Butcherboy: You rang madam?@fanny
 barfolomew: Quote unquote.
 Dr Awkward: Ding. Ding. DING. DingDing. DingDingDingaDingDingDingaDingaDingDING DING!!
 fanny: paging @Butcherboy
 Side Boob: Giggity
Image 234822   02-27-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
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